My five year leap.......

MY FIVE YEAR LEAP

Hi all!! I am back after a five year leap…..Please don't all jump for joy!!

My questions first…..

1…Has DC finished her FF…..Or is she still torturing you!!!

2….Has Abhita…. explained what is happening in her FF's? Five years of wondering is driving me a little crazy……

3….Has IQ returned?….As Gauri's rebellious son or son in law???

4….Has Ippy (69) returned ?

AND ……HAVE YOU MISSED ME???

I know you are all dieing to know what has changed in my life during these 5 years!!!

We have moved into a bigger house, batman got his promotion….As for me still working with hairy bum IT engineers…but

I can know proudly say that I have become a SAAS….Ok not sure if I'm the official SAAS in the KAA forum….must ask KAA reporter QK to investigate….

My son's Nemo and Sharky have got married and are living happily in there own little fish tanks…..

The weddings were beautiful….I teased them first as I placed there brides in a plastic bag in the water for 3 days. I swear Nemo was off his food as he would swim to Chumpa Bahoo and swim away unhappily…. I was feeling sorry for them both but the Guruji (VET) informed us they could only be reunited after 3 days.

Batman final released them to Salaam E Ishq song….it was beautiful…..I cried!!

Chumpa is beautiful and has a sliver line on her gold tail….and Nemo is very happy!

Sharky and Blondie are having problems….She is total is ignoring him!! I have been thinking how to get them together. You raise them and spend a fortune on the wedding and then they argue and it hurts….

Last couple of months I was reading Etka's Guide to how to be a good SAAS….

1. Support the truth….
2. You are always right and will always win
3. Must know your holy scriptures…for long lectures references
4. How to slap
5. Be kind and sharing
6. How 'to' interfere
7. Treat your kids as equal….and so on…..How to dress like Tulsi? As if!

Later chapter was confusing: Evil SAAS 101

1. Back stabbing
2. You will win but not for long
3. Motive is money
4. Must know everything…have back up plans….
5. How to programs your son's to do as you say
6. How to make you Bahoo cry…and life a misery
7. How to create Chaos….and so on…How to dress like Nikhila…Impressive!

Any ideas would be helpful!!!

P.S. Batman has banned bananas in the house…..but I do sneak them in without him knowing…..

Serious Note: I LOVE YOU GUYS!!!!….IQ may not be around but I am only here because of You All…..Never messed around with such cool folks!!

ASH9 stop posting me!!!….Girl keep smiling in those braces and if you are still knitting and upset I never used you baby names….Honey I will use them for my future gold fish family……

Sum2005….We need to talk….KAT's love surgery is open and you can post me….i will teach up how to trap your man KAT style….need to call Dr ScrewWalia for guidance!!!

Iffat….I have you got the car yet…..I told you before…Joint accounts….Joint saving and joint name on the deeds…. He saves you spend!!…Come on girlfriend you are letting the side down…..

DC, EVA and Zara….Please keep smiling!!!…….

WATCH OUT FOR MINE AND IFFAT'S MATERPIECES on the FORUM Still to come!!!

WE WILL HAVE YOU LAUGH OUT OFF YOUR SEATS!!!!

KAT😉

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Originally posted by: hansam

Welcome my sweetie and the youngest saas in history...

acha suno, look after your bahu.. warna teri halat nikky jaise na hojaiye and end up in Australian Zoo...btw chumpa aur nemo/sharky ka picture post karna...

waise grey hair are u still a reddie.... 5 years is a long time.. I am still a blondie aur ha.. I am looking for a girl for my bandar.. iski kundali me dosh hai....any ladki who marries him will become a bandar too! so I am going to Ektaland to find a new rishta for him

jee, in 5 years no new car yet but I have now put in a request for a plane instead and he seems to have lost all his hair in the process 😆 😆

much love

tum hari poorani dost

hansam x

iffat u asked a plane kyun tumari bandar ki ristha lekar ekthaland ko tumari naye palne me gayegi kya?

Originally posted by: sum2005

kat u r back,sweety 5years so long we missed u .
why cant u make ur daughter eat bananas i mean sharky and blondy so they will have twins and they adjust yaar!

I will give it a go!!

from past 5 yrs my man is like that only so i will talk to u .

Post me anyway!! Dr screwwalia....is on standby

by the way which SAAS guide r u following tulasi or nikki. sweety nikki is glamourous nd tulasi will it suits u 😳

Ekat's bible to become a SAAS....

Originally posted by: hansam

Welcome my sweetie and the youngest saas in history...

Thank You!! i'm so proud!!! I am still upset with you as you never attend the wedding???....did you not get my card!!!😕

acha suno, look after your bahu.. warna teri halat nikky jaise na hojaiye and end up in Australian Zoo...btw chumpa aur nemo/sharky ka picture post karna...

I need a underwater camera.....???

waise grey hair are u still a reddie.... 5 years is a long time.. I am still a blondie aur ha.. I am looking for a girl for my bandar.. iski kundali me dosh hai....any ladki who marries him will become a bandar too! so I am going to Ektaland to find a new rishta for him

Thanks to modern science i still am looking FOXY!! mewo baby.....

as for the bandar...i registered with Gauri's Shaadi.com service that is how i got my bahoo's.....Her service is highly rated!!!

jee, in 5 years no new car yet but I have now put in a request for a plane instead and he seems to have lost all his hair in the process 😆 😆

much love

tum hari poorani dost

hansam x

Originally posted by: ana13

lol...tht wz funny..gud 2 c u bac..

Thank you sweetie!!