Unfair..totally unfair..when the guy you can't seem to get out of your head but you need to leave for his sake...rings the doorbell and stands there like a bouquet of gourmet chocolates.😳
And not only does he look yummy...the idiot brings yummy too. 😃 Never saw such a pizza delivery boy in life...what toppings...how cheeesy!! Whatever the reasons, whether to get everyone out of the way, or save his insides from another onslaught of bhindi pasta, he sure knows how to charm the birds out of trees or in this case the members out of a family. How is a dumbstruck girl supposed to battle a charmer of his caliber...one who feels more at home than she does. The winner, who gets your brother, who never trusts any one btw, to play games with him, as if they were long lost bichchde huye kumbh ke mele waale bhai!! And the moron gets the matar in his mouth too...damn!! The Bhukkhad...matar bhi nahin chhode!! 😆 (That was Parth!!) Obviously when something so heartwarming happens...when you see the two most important men in your life, bond so easily and sweetly..a girl is bound to go all mushy inside. Even if the guy is retarded enough to call peas a cooked dish...should slow roast him instead!! And if that warm pooling on the inside is not enough, your own starry eyed aunt insists on calling him SRK...of course...a girl is expected to take this in her stride...bade bade deshon mein aisi chhoti baatein...(even Obama knows that now!!)😆
Next thing, he abruptly leaves, leaving such a vacuum behind. Suddenly all life goes out, its all empty!! And while you are trying to come to terms with your disappointment, planning to change, out pops the jack from the box...err..the bathroom!! A girl's heart is bound to skip a beat!! Gosh..what if he had come a minute later...(read it as ...damn why didn't he come a minute late)?? While you stare at him all goggle eyed, he coolly informs you that he plans to spend the night with you, in your bedroom, in your house, where of course your uncle and aunt and brother are right next door...his gall!! ...The sheer audacity...he was always a handful!! And such thinking needs to be checked...aaj raat, kal shaadi, parso bachche..a guy can't just make decisions like that and a gal just can't nod her head in everything...right!!?? But a girl has to do what she has to do...so out he goes...phew...or out would have gone your sanity..not much of a choice !!😆
But does the stubborn idiot leave..nope!! Hai Ayappa, if only such monsters listen !! What is a girl supposed to do...when the man of her dreams is freezing his assets in a car...making puppy eyes at you. All the while looking like an Adonis, gift wrapped and custom made especially for you. You so desperately want to hug him, snuggle up to him, talk to him, share and care for him...you want to do a zillion things with him (and to him) as you might not get to see this adorable hunk after the night!! Well any red blooded girl would have dragged the guy to her room and had her way...you tried!! You tried to resist the come in my blankie and lets do some hanky panky..(even the banket was yours...shameless opportunist)!! You swear on all that's naughty and not nice...that you did try...but how do you control a guy who even plans on bringing a change of clothes for his night out with you. Crazy..yes!! Drives you nuts...yes!! Stubborn...mule headed...yes!! And you love him...yes yes yes!! You want him...yes yes yes yes yes!!☺️
Life is so unfair..when a girl can't put her foot down or get her way in anything. When she tries, he just picks her up like a porcelain doll, (he so loves to do that)...the bloody show off...and just carries her off to dream land..to bed ...in his strong, snug, safe arm..hmmm!! What is a girl supposed to do when constantly defeated by fates...you have to see the bulk of the hulk!! Forget picking him up like he weighs nothing every time he get stuck...you can't even lift his finger...the bloody giant of a man!! And then ...when he gets oh so close...when your heart runs like the latest Lamborghini on a test drive...and then...and then...kisses...hmm...kisses...HER HEAD???!!@#%^&*#...Iss Paagal ko kya naam doon?? Seriously, such cutie pie, with such luscious lips, right next to you in bed..all ready and primed and plumped up for a make out..her eyes already closed...and a head kiss??? The hottie, the hunk and such junk!! To top it all, that smirk...that all knowing look in his eyes...he so reads you like a book...you are transparent to him..all your wishes, your desires, your wants, your needs...the shameless mind reader...the cruel heart decoder..sheesh!! More fool you if you fall for it, not once but twice. The over confident cad does it again..tempts you, baits you with his proximity and leaves you high and dry...for a pillow??!!*&*#@^...no doubt any self respecting girl would leave...😃
And when the very dignified girl has made up her mind to escape him...he has to talk...talk about a gorgeous night spend in his arms. He has to remind her of her delicious and warm dream, when she was snuggled close to him like there was no tomorrow. He had to make her blush, he loves doing that. And then watches her quietly, sneakily and cheekily as she tries to control her mad heart rushing to its own demise. Well what does a girl do, when faced with such a man...she simply thanks her lucky stars to have met him. She thanks the loveable jerk, the stubborn sweet heart, the headstrong hottie and also her fates to have sent such a guy her way!! And simply falls in love all over again...smiling and dreaming about him all night ..while he looks at her. Just simply drinks her in, her beauty, her peaceful innocence. He watches over her, her dreams, her hopes...he keeps them all safe...secure while she sleeps like a baby!! He stays awake...worried..terrified...tensed...and promises to let no one touch her...be a shadow or a nightmare...nothing would touch his girl!! She sleeps and he watches...and time stands still!!
And when in the morning, after a night that fills any girl with delight, he stands there wet n wild, wishing her a very good morning and ogling her like she was a seven course meal served to a man who hasn't eaten for at least a few months, what is a girl supposed to do...
Edited by eveline - 10 years ago