So, here is the Algorithm for a kiss.
UNTIL girl-likes-you
Find a girl
Get punched by her
Don't let her talk to your friend
Touch her hands whenever you can
Find ways to be around her
Keep doing favours
END-LOOP.
WHEN TIME, Propose.
IF she-be-a-girl-friend
THEN plant-one-on-her
ELSE IF punched-again
THEN god-help-you
all-the-best-for-next-time
END-IF
ELSE IF friend-zoned
THEN UNTIL you-get-a-kiss
Keep teasing her about 'friendship'
Find ways to be around her
Follow her all the time
Make sure she notices you
Keep touching her
Keep your head on her shoulder
Be her hero
Distract her
use lot of butter with her friends and family
Go to her house unannounced
Eat whatever is served to you,even at health's risk
Try to sneak a kiss
Fake illness
Try to get her to kiss you
END-LOOP
END-IF
Anupamaa
