Guys, I have compiled some poems based on popular nursery rhymes, the trick is to sing them while reading it....so that it sounds more sensible than it seems in the post😳Hope you like it! I will try and come up with more!
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Mary had a little Lamb:
Kripa had a Gnarly Gnome, Gnarly Gnome, Gnarly Gnome, Kirpa had a Gnarly Gnome, whose was as thick-skinned as a Buffalo….
And everywhere that Kripa went, Kripa went, Kripa went and everywhere that Kripa went, the Gnarly Gnome was sure to follow…
And did you know what happened one day?…
It followed her to a ladies Loo one day, loo one day, it followed her to a lady's loo one day, which was against the rule, it made the ladies scare away, scare aware, it made the ladies scare away, to see a Gnarly Gnome in their loo…..
Twinkle, Twinkle little Star:
Angad, Angad, my rock star, how I wonder where you are…
Up above the World so high, like a diamond in the Sky….
Pussy Cat, Pussy Cat, where have you been:
Gnarly Gnome, Gnarly Gnome, where have you been,
I have been to Nainital, to look at my Queen (that's Kripa)
Gnarly Gnome, Gnarly Gnome, have you no shame?
All is fair, all is square, when love is the game……
Jack and Jill
Misthoo and Prithvi went up the Khanna House,
To fetch a pail of Water,
Prithvi fell pale and twisted his tail
And Misthoo came jumping after….
Humpty Dumpty Sat on a Wall
Gnarly Gnome Prithvi sat on a Wall,
Gnarly Gnome Prithvi had a great Fall,
All the Bose's horses and all the Khanna's men,
Couldn't put Gnarly Gnome together again….
Yankee Doodle went to town
Ganrly Gnomey went to town,
Driving his Red Ferrari,
He plucked a feather on his Hat,
And resembled a Circus Clowney...
My Pretty Maid
Where are you going to my Pretty Kripa? Where are you going to my Pretty Kripa?
I am going to meet my sweet Angad, so she said, so she said, I am going to meet my sweet Angad.
May I come with you, asked Gnarly Gnome, may I come with you asked Gnarly Gnome,
If you insist, and so she said, and so she said, if you insist and so she said.
What do you see in sweet Angad? In sweet Angad, in sweet Angad, what do you see in Sweet Angad?
All that is missing in you Gnarly Gnome, in you Gnarly Gnome, all that is missing in you Gnarly Gnome.
You break my heart, my pretty Kripa, you break my heart, my pretty Kripa, you break my heart, my pretty Kripa.
Well, you asked for it, my Gnarly Gnome, my Gnarly Gnome, my Gnarly Gnome, well you asked for it, my Gnarly Gnome.
Rain-Rain Go Away
Gnarly Gnome, Gnarly Gnome, go away,
Don't come here, ever again,
Angad and Kripa want to play,
Gnarly Gnome, Gnarly Gnome, go away
One Two, Buckle my Shoe
One Two, Gnarly Gnome Shooo...
Three Four, Gnarly Gnome, shut the door
Five Six, hit Gnarly Gnome with a stick,
Seven Eight, Hit Gnarly Gnome with a Crate,
Nine Ten, Gnarly Gnome looks like a big, fat Hen
Sing a song of sixpence
Sing a song of sixpence, a pocket full of rye,
Gnarly Gnome is a creepo, shrewd and sly,
When poor Angad was tried, he further made him cry,
When Kripa showed some love to him, Gnarly Gnome begin to grunt,
Wasn't that a nasty thing, to do that to a friend!
Naina aunty was in the Khanna house, counting all her money,
Josh was in the Pantry, eating bread and honey,
Anitah was in the parlour, trying to mend her hair all frumpy,
Gnarly Gnome kept wandering in the Garden, jumping like a monkey.
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Cheers,
Chilly
Kyunki Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi 2
