Recipe for a Balaji Show:
1. Add a boy and a Girl
2. Put 2 vamps and a villian
3. add a cute boy to make it a sweet love triangle
4. Stir the contents thoroughly, until its a complete "KHICHRI"
5. Add a few marriages, pregnancies, miscarriages and divorces to make it more spicy, according to the "tolerance level of the audience"š
6. Refridgerate for 5 years.
7. While refridgerated, keep checking for TRP ratings.
7. Take it out after 5 years and toss it into the Trash Can!!!!