Kyunki Ye Aisa Pyar Hai: Part 4 Updated!

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WARNING: This story contains humour, blackmail, media and of course, Naina!!

Blackmailer phones Naina.

Blackmailer: Agar mujhe 10 crore rupees aaj raat tak nahi mille na... to phir ...

Naina: To phir?

Blackmailer: To phir main ye video clip local newspaper ko doonga.

Naina: Lekin ye local newspaper company to meri hai!

Blackmailer: To phir main ye news channels ko de doonga. Woh to waise bhi scandals ko dhoondte rehte hain!

Naina: (scared) Acha theek hai. Paise kahaan laane hai?

And as the blackmailer tells her, both their voices are muted. Naina cuts off the phone.

Naina: (to herself) Itne saal se mein Angad ki professional life sambhal rahi hoon - ab koi aira-ghaira aa ke saara paisa le jaayega? Nahin, aisa bilkul nahi hoga! Naina Khanna itni aasani se haar maanne waali nahin!

Blackmailer: (to somebody whom we can't see) Kaam ho gaya hai. Ab bas, paison ki aane ki dairi hai...

Scene 2

Naina is driving in her car to the place where the blackmailer said. She stops and sees that it is an old, abandoned warehouse and gets out of the car. She gives a signal to all the police cars that she has brought and then goes inside. It is dark inside, with dust and spiders crawling everywhere. There is box after box after box. Scary music plays in the background as Naina walks around the warehouse. Suddenly, somebody puts their hands on Naina's shoulder and she screams.

Blackmailer (dressed in a long, black hood which covers his whole body and face): Paisa kahan hai?

Naina takes the suitcase but instead of giving it to him, presses a button to alert the police... But the blackmailer stops her.

Blackmailer: Mere saath chaalaki karne nikli thi, shani? Ab tu baahar jaa aur police se bol ke main idhar nahi hu. Nahin to udaa doon ga.

Naina sees the knife in his hand and very slowly creeps outside, tells the police that he is not here and they all drive away. But Naina has forgotten one thing - her suitcase full of money, filled with 10 crores just in case. The blackmailer phones the person who had given him the orders and says that now the whole work is done.

Scene 3

Khanna House

In the morning, Naina is still tossing and turning as she cannot forget what happened the night before. She goes and tells the maid to make a cup of coffee for her and then she picks up the paper. It says:

ANGAD CAUGHT IN A TIGHT POSITION

With the picture of Angad and Kripa in the car. The article says: Angad Khanna was too busy to come to his press meeting yesterday. This is what he was busy with - romancing his co-singer! No doubt, Angad is just toying with her heart as it is now revealed that he has had a number of affairs!

Neena looks back at the TV and then sees the video playing on the news channel (of course, NDTV!) She is shocked and then falls back on the sofa as she tries to think of some new excuse to tell the media.

Newsreader from NDTV: Baat chal rahi hai, ke Angad ne Kripa ko sharaab pilaya aur phir apni car main bithaya. Jaise hi hume khabar mile gi, hum aapko dete rahenge. Only on NDTV.

Scene 4

Everybody wakes up. Angad goes out of the house for a jog and Kripa goes outside to meet Angad. They meet.

Kripa: Hi Angad.

Angad (smiling at her): Hi, Kripa.

Then they notice the crowd of press people standing outside the gates. They walk there.

Reporter 1: Angad ji, aapka aur Kripa ke beech mein kya hai?

Reporter 2: Kripa ji, kya ye sach hai ke -

Reporter 3: Angad ne aapko sharaab pilaya! Boliye na, Kripa ji!

All the other people: Angad Khanna, HAI HAI!

Angad and Kripa just look at the reporters, who finally break the gates open and start to run towards Kripa and Angad.

Angad to Kripa: KRIPA, BHAAAAAAAGOOOO!

And they both start to run desperately with the press people behind them. When they are back in Khanna mansion:

Angad: Woh kya tha??

Kripa: Pata nahi. Aur woh kya kya baatein kar rahi the - sharaab, car, waghaira waghaira?

Angad: Pata nahi, shayd hume andar rehna chahiye. Shayad woh chale jaayenge.

1 hour later: 10 reporters have gone. 400 are left.

2 hours later: 50 reporters have gone. 350 are left.

3 hours later: 100 reporters have gone. 250 are left.

4 hours later: 70 reporters have gone. 180 are left.

Kripa: Angad, mujhe bahut zaroori kaam hai, main kitchen entrance se jaati hoon.

Angad: Lekin Kripa, main...

But Kripa has gone already.

Scene 5

The blackmailer is waiting in a secluded area. He then takes off his hood - it's PRITHVI!

Prithvi: Ab woh kab aayenge.

Then his face lights up. He has seen who he was waiting for.

Prithvi: Haan, kaam ho gaya hai. Ye paise, aur tumne dekha hi hoga ke press ko video mil gayi.

The person goes and hugs Prithvi. The person lifts up her head - it's KRIPA!

Kripa laughs.

Kripa: Ab pata chalega Angad Khanna ko, ke jab poori duniya aap ke khilaaf ho to phir kya hota hai! Usse kya laga tha, ke main usse un saari cheeson ke liye maaf kar doongi? Na, na, na, Angad Khanna. Abhi to tujhe bahut mushkile jhelni hain. Ab dekhna ke tere saath kya hota hai!

And Prithvi and Kripa both laugh...

TO BE CONTINUED...

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