1)ZAngad--Haven't you had a BUSY week so far!😕What with planning that Troll's jail arrest and subsequent release resulting in him swimming in an ocean of Zaib gratitude--you SHOULD have left him in there for longer!!😡 and made sure NO ONE found the evidence!Why do you always score horribly in "the evidence that needs to be destroyed or not touched(as when Josh was killed) department" ; the mithi-mithi 🤢soon to be a part of the SNOBoses batein; the Roo-Rooing; finding out K hasn't accepted Troll yet and the subsequent MELTING only to be replaced with OOPS NEVVEERRR MIND-->Let's go BACK to BADLA; oh and of-course the Slaps Heard Around the Universe--poor baby does it still hurt😳🤗??!!But seriously WHY did you have to say ALL that to her😕--I will NEVER get your thought process at times!!My oh My---you're ONNNN a ROLL!And then you complain about NOT being able to change your voice BUT forget to remind your music people that your voice does NOT match with EVERY SINGLE INDIAN SINGER KNOWN TO MAN!!😡😡Please STICK to Kunal!😕And seriously is it THAT easy to get ANYTHING done in India(Rhetorical question my daahling!!): Troll's arrest; the show organizer's ideas; ticket-sales mess??Bribery Unlimited??-- well then: Please be happy that your plan and story occur in India!!BUt how do you always remain a step ahead of K?tell ME--I won't tell anyone; it'll be OUR secret😳😉ooooooooo and Angad: your lovey-dovey NEVER BEFORE SHOWN on SET scenes--haeeeee babe; kabhi aana tu meri gully😳😳😳BUT remember when you do come PLEASE do NOT tell me how many other girls all OVER the universe are FIDA over youI KNOW--which is why whenever I see you on my TV in my favorite package of hotness and vulnerability I REFRAIN from eattting you!!😳--I do NOT wish to be on the HITLIST of the female viewers of KYPH😆Oh and by the way--I changed my mind--even if I have to teach you the steps and how to use space on the dance floor; i will!!BUT you Angad daahling are the one I finally decided to take to Nach Balliye with me--ohh and we'll groove to the following songs--->Is Kaal Kaal mein HUM TUM karein Dhamaal & of course Tauba Tauba!!😉
2)Kripa---You MUST be going through a roller coaster emotional ride!!All your plans ALWAYS backfire!You have to welcome Angad into the SNOBose house and family and sangeet; and talking of sangeet you just HAD to bump into him; and of course he just HAD to be there when Troll was apologizing and laying out alll his feelings for you!!Talk about uncomfortable!!But then again why do you always go LOOKINg for him😕--telephones/cell phones; emails; text-messaging were INVENTED for a reason😕!!Do NOT go PEEK into other people's lives--did no one ever teach you anything!!Oh excuse me--maybe they were scared you'd slap away at them SINCE your slaps have become sooo (in)FAMOUSWhere is your MOTHER--I need to have a word with her!!Oh and please bribe a few organizers; sponsors; whoever--just do it because I am tired of seeing you cry; slap more people; and give-in to Mishti's brattiness!!I adore my ZAngad BUTTT I cannot see you cry; slap away OR put up with Misht's bratiness anymore!!😡 😡or nevverrrrrr mind--you did pay off that one girl to get Zangad away from Mishti and that BACKFIRED!!I guess I have to deal with all the crying and slapping thats still to come my way!!
3)Prithvi---aaarrrrggghhhhh has it become your favorite pastime to ANNOY the crap out of me??I wish you had stayed in jail for longer😡That's a bone I need to pick with my ZAngad later😡--he could have had you go through MORE drama IN jail; and release you after you'd have been dealt with by the Indian police--Because then the ocean of Zaib gratitude that you are swimming in would be deeper🤢Ohh and I hope you realize how YUCK jail is and remember how your cold and evil heart sent my Angad there😡😡😡Way to CONVENIENTLY FORGET😡ohhh but of course the SNOBose dinner where you went gagagaggagaa over Zaib--couldn't you spot the IRRITATION on your wife's face😕😕 forget about the irritation on MINE😡!!And alll the event consulatants you know; there's anew one around everyday!🤢😡--dude if you are soooo important why are you always running to Zaib with your problems and giving me all your lootgaya barbad hogaya dialogues??Spare ME puuhhhhleeassseeeee!!😡😡Prithvi Troll SNOBose-->1)You are NOT a doctor; get over the white labcoat!!2)You. are. a. psychotic mental case!!😡😡😡Thanks!!And stooopid me went gagaga over your dancing ablities--I must have hit my head somewhere; i don't remember??I'll take my Angad to Nach Baliye with me even IF I have to teach him the dance myself!!!😳
4)Mishti---You are the BIGGEST spoiled brat I have ever had the misfortune of meeting😡😡!!And people thought I liked youWhat were they thinking??And if I ever did what was I thinking??You have lost it completely!!You are rude; mean and a complete SNOB(ose)!I get the fact that you could be insecure in your love because its always benn taken away BUT K is MARRIED to your trolly brother!!Give her a break and give me one too!!😡😡Remember you are NOT the mental one--> your brother inherited those genes!!🤢
5)Fashion NOTES: I looweeedd the blue/green lehengas that K wore to the sangeet!And the white dress at the Dil Hai Ke Manta Nahin song!!Here's asking for MORE outfits like that!!Oh and Prithvi will NEVER listen to me when I tell him what colors he NEEDS to wear because of his skin tone;so whateva!Continu with the eewwwwnesss!!🤢And of course thank goodness NO one wore any pink!!Ohh and the vests returned on my Angad!!👏
6)Music NOTE: Does K-Jo know how his songs are used?Seriously he's tooooo nice so he'll just think its a tribute to him BUT those songs are meant to stay just with SRK(or used by Angad & me for NB😉)and I'd appreciate it if you'd find some other songs😡and the Ban Tanh song--who knew what prithvi's dancing would do for that song-->make it popular!!Prithvi claim some royalty from those producers arite😉😆Ohh and I looweee DHKMN soo thanks for playing it for Angad and not Troll SNOBose!!👏
Okay guys--thats my weekend bytes: please comment!!