๐Hola muchachos๐,
Somebody correct me if I have written the wrong noun for 'guys'! What to do, it's been a while since I have taken spanish. I need to brush up.
Anyways, how is it going? Yeah, yeah, you are all high on Pine-Jalapeno chemistry๐. Why do I even bother to ask?๐ Hmm..where do I begin? How about...
Hey bagbhan, yeh bacche sachmuch mei bighar gaye!๐
Decency naam ki koi cheez hai hi nahin๐ก! Where are their manners? Pine, Jalapeno, Leach-e, Baked-Potato - sigh!, where were your parents when you were growing up?๐
1. Jalapeno was flying way too high today!๐๐Even I could see her plane twirling around in air, reaching dizzy heights, and crashing down before she started on the flight!
What happened krips? Did Pine not let you pilot the plane? Please take lessons from him๐๐
Krips beta, over-confidence hona achi baat nahin hai! It's just not right! Don't take digs at pine either. It's just not you.
Guess what, you should have heard him say that he still loves you๐๐and man, I just love him for loving you to such heights.๐ Actually, screw that idea...don't evasdrop, ok? Bad habit!
Please, do knock when you walk into Pine's room next time...I know you are a decent kid, unlike some others๐๐[HInt, hint...me talking about our not so classy hero๐]
2. Pine, pine, pine....not that I ever expect you to keep your emotions under check, but learn to talk to a 'lady', please! ๐คขI can understand why you are so spoilt...your business-woman aka mom forgot to take you to 'ettiquette' classes when you were little. Here, I will hold a lesson for you right now unless you learned from that slap...was well deserved!๐๐
a. Don't ever talk about your past physical relationships in front of your love! Never! ๐กFirst of all, it sounded cheap. Secondly, no girl wants to hear that, ok?
b. DO NOT, and I repeat, DO NOT man-handle a girl, Got it? Let alone talk to her like you were in the last 6 minutes or so!๐กGosh, who treats a girl this way...Actually, don't answer...It's purely a rehtorical question.๐๐
Will you stop pulling at her, too? Her delicate bones will break some day.Do you want me to have to ask Santa to spare a trip to your house this christmas?๐๐
c. Never ever let your girl loose, especially when she is playing against you! Never! ๐๐....But, since you have lost your senses in love-morphed hatred, I forgive you.๐
Ok, I think those are enough tips for now!๐
Side NOTE: I found more chemisty in the beginning of the episode than at the end. what' s wrong with me? I think I liked krips standing up for a change, but like I said...flying to0 high on her first day.๐ญ Amal, you are right...I enjoyed the episode, actually, I think my face was locked into a smile the whole way๐ Why have they stopped showing previews? why?
3. Leach-e, what do I say? How come you always support your sister over your wife? She has been horrible to jalapneo over the past couple of days. You either listen to her banter or support her!how come?
NO tips for you...you aren't worth my time๐กcome attend LB's school! She will be pleased to correct your attitude & clothing sense๐!
4. BP, BP, BP aka misthi, mera BP mat badaoo, pleaaaseee! YOu know, I couldn't figure out what to call you yesterday...I finally have a word for you..... 'BULLY"๐ก...that's right, you are a bully. You need to go back to elementary school.
Respect others, especailly when the other is a woman, you has seen such tirbulations & trials in life.
I don't understand why your brain cracked open. Is it cause your mom has been too sweet to you? ๐ก
Alright, that is it! Too little has been said about what other attitude problems need fixing. But I have another idea๐
Ok, we need to start a school๐- teach these naughty kids some lessons.
You know what, I am loosing it....I can imagine a school filled with A-K, M & P dressed as vegetables & fruits...I feel the desire to make an animated cartoon movie๐๐.
Lets find good teachers & courses๐๐-
Courses:
A. Mutual respect, how to harbor love and learn to forgive
B. how to kick your way out of unwanted relations
C. & last but not the least....most important of all...a class needs to be held for Leach-e & BP (hehe, I like B-P) - how to butt out of people's lives๐
Teachers: I will list names, please take up the post asap. No interviews, no credentials needed...and don't reject the offer either.
Veena: You have got Course A.๐๐ Use your calculus & biology skills to teach A-K!
Pallavi aka Galpal:kindly take BP under your wing. You know about her bullish ways the best. I am sure she will learn fast. You will be a strict teacher๐๐and the best one available...you know her faults inside-out!
Hmm...other courses, well, the posts are vacant..who ever would like to lead these brattish kids, please feel free to do so๐๐They are quite the bunch and too much responsibility๐
That is all! Enough of my blabbering.
Have fun reading..and put a smile on your face after reading it! Don't make me force you to do so...๐
*reeps๐