NEHA:" Uff! Ye ladka bhi na. Saari unit ise shoot ke liye dhoond-dhoond kar paagal ho rahi hai, aur ye district park mein Asian Games ke athelete ki tarah mandra raha hai."
IQBAL:" Uff! Ab ye khidkiyon mein se bhi mujhe ghoorne lagi! Isika kajal maangkar kaala-tikka lagaana padega...what days, man!"
NEHA :" Hum dono yahaan par kyun saath kyun khade hain Iqbal? Hamaara height-difference mesaure kiya ja raha hai kya?"
IQ:" Nahiin Neha, hamaara brain-difference measure kiya ja raha hai.....silly girl! ye shot hai, abhi tak medicines ke effect ke under hi ho kya?"
NEHA :" Zyada fudakne ki zaroorat nahiin hai, samjhe? Main abhi tak woh teen din puraana bouquet bhooli nahiin hoon........I wonder when am I supposed to slap you next?"
IQ:" Slap me? Mujhe haath lagaakar to dekho....main tumhe bhi tumhaare orange top se milta-julta headband pehna doonga."
IQ:" Sweetie, maine head-band kaha hai, neck-band nahiin, haath kahaan lekar ja rahi ho....aur dekh kahaan rahi ho?"
NEHA:" Dude, main apne haath ka size check kar rahi hoon...wondering ki mera punch tumhaare chehre par fit baithega ya nahiin...aur main tumhaari taraf nahiin dekh rahi...agar tumhaari taraf dekhoongi to dimaag chalna bandh ho jaayega since tumhara dimaag bhi kucch khaas nahiin hai."
IQ:" Tauheen? Mere dimaag ki tauheen? Ab to tumhe bhi head-band pehnna padega."
NEHA:" Are you mad? Agar maine bhi head-band pehen liya to mera dimaag joki Kripa se kaafi zyada hai shrink ho jaayega."
IQ:" That's cool! Tumahara dimaag nahiin chalega to tumhaari zabaan bhi kainchi ki tarah nahiin chalegi aur mera sar-dard 90% ghat jaayega."
NEHA:" DUFFER!
IQ:" Tumhaari hi company ka asar hai......my fellow-duffer."
"Mera chhaata kaam nahiin karta, tumhaara chhaata le loon?"
"Le lo ji le lo, aage tumhaari marzi, chaahe waapis karo ya na karo."
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