Amit: IQ-Neha’s Fitness Guru. - Page 3

😆 hey nitu di that was just too good .....hmmmmm acha hai ki iqbal and neha never see this pic fic warna humhe kyph dekhne ko nahi milega cause amit iss se inspired hoke zaroor unki class lena suru karta...

i loved every part of it di...

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NEHA:" Iqbal, ye koi raaste mein sone ka time hai kya? Ek to main subah ke 3:30 baje track-suit pehenkar tumhaare saath Amit Sir ki class attend karne ja rahi hoon..aur tum yahaan so rahe ho? Get up, Dude and let's get to his class...tumne sirf Soda piya hai, alcohol nahiin."

IQBAL:" Accha? Chalo, uth hi jaata hoon....Amit Sir ka ghar zyada door nahiin hai yahaan se...maine socha raaste mein apni nend poori kar loon."

AMIT:" Hey Iqbal! Tum ho kahaan? Chalo, gym pahoncho...main aa raha hoon aur dekhna Neha kahiin bhaag na jaaye....aur tum bhi kahiin bhaag mat jaana...main apni dost ki shaadi mein Salsa karke abhi aata hoon...aur haan tum bhi kahiin Neha ke saath bhaaga mat jaana."

AMIT:" Uffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff! Tum dono kya 24 ghante KYPH Mental Mode mein rehte ho....ye kya Angad-Kripa ka romance laga rakha hai...scenes ki practice baahar kiya karo."

IQ-NEHA:"We are really sorry, Amit but it's not our mistake...hafte ke saat din aur roz ke 15 ghante humein yahi kaam karna hota hai...upar se aajkal ITA ki rehearsals bhi chal rahi hain....mauka milte hi hum practice kar lete hain....pure professionals you see."

AMIT:" Sorry? Sorry to main hoon ki tum dono naalaayakon par itni mehnat kar raha hoon.....abhi tum dono ka ilaaj karta hoon."

IQBAL:" 1-2...1-2....1-2......1-2.......Arre yaar Amit.....ye muscle exercise kab tak karni padegi?"

AMIT:" Well Dude...jab tak meri phone par baat khatam nahiin ho jaati....aur zyada chillaao mat, you are still lucky...Neha to jogging par gayee hai.....punishment to her...mere kehne par Soda jo nahiin piya usne."

IQBAL:" Haaila! Lekin maine to poore 3 litre soda peeya tha..phir bhi tum mera ye haal kar rahe ho?"

AMIT:" Oh really? Aur woh jo raaste mein gaadi ke bonnet par aaraam farma rahe the.......uska kya?"

IQBAL:"Oh Sorry.....par tumhe kisne bataaya? Neha ne?"

AMIT:" Aaye-Haaye, agar tum dono mein itna dimaag hota to main yahaan tum dono ki fitness classes lekar apna blood pressure fluctutate nahiin kar raha hota............main khud hi bahot smart aur intelligent hoon, samjhe? Tum dono ki poori khabar hai mujhe."

IQBAL:" Alright, theek hai.....ab bataao ki Neha kahaan hai? Agar woh park ke chakkar hi kaatati rahi to aaj hum shooting par nahiin pahonch sakenge."

AMIT:" Well, hogi yaheen kahiin aas-paas...jakaar dhoondh lo! Mujhe to bhookh lag rahi hai...tum dono ki health sudhaarne ke chakkar mein meri apni fitness dhakke kha rahi hai....next class is tomorrow morning...5:00 am..time par aana aur raaste mein so mat jaana."

IQBAL:" Ye Amit bhi na....lagta hai apne fitness instructor ke role ko kucch zyada hi seriously le raha hai....mujhe to exercise karwa-karwa ke cramps de daale...aur Neha ko park ke gol-gol rounds lene bhej diya...kahiin woh phir se bimaar ho gayi to shooting jaayegi gaddhe mein...jaakar dhoondhta hoon use."

NEHA:" Kya museebat hai! Mujhe kya pata tha ki soda na peene ki wajah se mujhe PT Usha banna padega...Iqbal ki baat maan leni chaahiye thi...shikaayati tuttoo kahiin ka...fatafat jaakar Amit ko bol diya ki Neha ne Diet-chart follow nahiin kiya.....ab mujhe bhookh lag rahi hai...lekin yahan to phool-patte hain bas."

IQBAL:" Hi Neha! Ab chalo...bahot ho gayi Taazee hawa...hamaara fitness instructor Amit gaya, ab hum bhi chalte hain nahiin to director hamaare gumshuda hone ki khabar newspapers aur news channels mein de dega."

NEHA:" Tumhaare dimaag mein itna bhoosa kaise bhara hua hai, samajh nahiin aata......tumhe hosh bhi hai, hum dono subah se bina breakfast ke army-trainees ki tarah ucchhal-kood kar rahe hain....main bimaar hoon, shooting par kaise jaaoon?"

IQBAL:" Tum do-do minute mein rona kyun shuru kar deti ho? Mujhe bhi bhookh lagi thi, isliye Amit ke jaate hi maine ice-creams par attack kiya...hehehehe....ye hamaare diet-chart mein nahiin hai...ye lo, tum bhi khaao, apne munh ki geography theek karo aur shooting par chalo."

NEHA:" Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww...you are so sweet Iqbal.......ye acchaai ka attack tumhe har roz kyun nahiin aata?"

IQBAL:" Phir wahi bacchon waali badmaashi? Ab tum aise hi shooting par chalo...no naashta for you!"

NEHA:" Humph! Set par chalo...aaj mere vada-paao ka bill tumhi doge."

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I have no words.

Wow Nitu this is great...Iq ke 1-2 1-2 kara diya...

Good to see you online. Hope you're feeling better.

This is just tooo good Nitu. 👏

ROTFL!!!! 😆

But why no analysis?? 😕

this was toooo funnnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy 😭

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AMIT:" Chalo, tum dono...shooting khatam...jaakar do ghante so jaao aur phir mujhe swimming pool par milo..theek 5 baje, okay?

IQBAL:" Neha? Neha? Neha?.....arre so gayi kya? Utho....jaakar apne room mein sona....alarm laag lena yaar.....Sir ko swimming pool par milna hai."

NEHA:" Yawn! Sun liya yaar... Kaafi der tak is pose mein khada hona tah na..isliye neend aa gayi...see you at the pool."

NEHA:" Iqbal, hum dono picchle teen ghanton se yahaan makhiyaan maar rahe hain....kahaan hai hamaara Fitness Guru?"

IQBAL:" Pata nahiin yaar Neha....picchle teen ghanton se uska cellphone busy aa raha hai...Laura Bush ke saath chat kar raha hai kya?....aata hi hoga."

AMIT:" Oho! Class bunk karke yahaan sit-up-sit-up khela ja rahha hai....chalo waapis Swimming Pool mein...jakar wahaan dubki lagaao tum dono."

AMIT:" Chalo, Iqbal, mera accha baccha...get into your swimming trunks and go for a swim...agar ek ghante se pehle pool se baahar nikle to raat ko karele ka halwa milega khaane mein."

IQBAL:" Well, main to chala jaaonaga...but am not too sure about Neha...woh bimaar hai na."

NEHA:" Exactly! Iqbal is right...mujhe sardi-zukhaam hai...main paani mein nahiin jaaoongi."

AMIT:" Main indiscipline bilkul tolerate nahiin karoonga...Iqbal, Neha ko uthaakar pool mein phenk do...nahiin to main tum dono finkwaa doonga..........paani mein."

NEHA:"Uff! Is fitness freak ke chakkar mein hum medically fit zarooro ho jaayenge lekin mentally unfit ho jaayenge.."

IQBAL:" Ya right...............chalo tumhe swimmimg pool mein phenk doon nahiin to raat ko saach mein karele ka halwaa milega khaane ke liye."

AMIT:" EK doosre ki shakal mat dekho....start your swimming lesson now!

IQBAL:" Kahaan bhaag rahi ho Neha? Chalo Pool mein....you decide...swimming pool ya karele ka halwa...Amit humein chhodega nahiin!"

NEHA:" Haila! Kya musibat hai....hum dono bimaar hi kyun hue? Khud to hamaara Fitness Guru Amit KSKBT ke set par flirt karne chala gaya...aur humein paani mein dubkiyaan lagaane ke liye chhod gaya."

IQBAL:" Sorry Neha....I'll have to throw you into the pool."

NEHA:" Arre akal ke dushman...swimming pool mein aur samandar mein farak hota hai....mujhe neeche utaaro."

IQBAL:"Oh, sorry! Tum aaraam karo....Amit gaya ghoomne...main chala swimming karne...tum jaakar apna sardi-zukhaam theek karo."

AMIT:" I hope IQ-Neha ne meri dhamkee ko seriously liya hoga......ab tak dono ka swim poora ho chuka hoga....time for me to check their calorie count...bahot ho gayi party ...ab jaakar dono ki khabar leta hoon."

IQBAL:" Main akela.....swimming pool mein akela...chaaron taraf paani ka mela.Agar Neha yahaan hoti to har 5 minute mein uski sneezes-wheezes sunni padti aur naak saaf karne ke liye rumaal dena padta aur woh bhi geela."

NEHA:" Accha?Tabhi daant dikhaakar mujhe rest karne ke liye keh raha tha......Iqbal kabhi nahiin sudhrega...next fitness class mein iski khaabr leti hoon...aacchhoo!"

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😆 nice nitu di u r really good😆😆