IQ-Neha Psychic Fights Round 12.

IQBAL:"Neha, psycho Hippo, director ne tumhe meri aankhein par haath rakhne ko kaha hai, mere eye-sockets ka size lene ke liye nahiin...uff! haath hain ya hathode."

NEHA:"Well dude, tumhe harass karne ka mauka baar-baar kahaan milta hai mujhe...so, why not make hay while the sunshines...aur agar mere haath hathode jaise hain, to tumhaare kya hain?"

IQBAL:"Jis din script-writers mujhe tumhaare kharbooje jaise chehre par ek chaanta lagaane ka golden chance denge na, us din pata chalega."

NEHA:"Dream on Dinosaur...aur zara sochkar bolo, abhi tumhaari gardan mere haath mein hai...ghar sahi-salaamat jaana hai ya nahiin?"

IQBAL:"Hhahahahahaha....Neha, agar tumhaare aise do bacche honge to tumhara bechara husband kinhe sambhaalega...tumko ya inko?"

NEHA:"Oh, shut up...aajkal nashte mein tomato sauce ke saath bhoosa khaate ho kya? Aise brats sirf tumhaare yahaan paida ho sakte hain....my baby will be like this one...sweet and adorable...ek dum mere jaisa."

IQBAL:"Did you listen to that kid? Neha aunty joke maar rahi hain...aur jo baby unke paas hai...woh bada hokar bilkul iske jaisa banega...hippo no.2...bechare is bacche ke original ma-baap."

IQBAL:"Pee lo, Neha...doodh hai...lux ka shampoo bhar kar nahiin laaya hoon main ismein...ek to vaise hi chashme mein aunty lag rahi ho..aur agar aise naak chadaaogi to viewers ko samajh mein hi nahiin aayega ki tum heroine ho ya vamp."

NEHA:"Zyada mat ucchlo, Iqbal....zara camera off hone do..tumhe doodhwaale ke dabbe par bithaakar tumhaari documentary na banayee to mera naam Neha nahiin."

IQBAL:"Neha, agar tumne mere collar ko haath lagaaya na...to mera new wardrobe tum finance karogi."

NEHA:"Arre hello..thaali ke brinjal....thappad bhi nahiin khaaoge aur main collar bhi na pakdoon?....Kripa ki kucch to izzat rakhne do mujhe."

IQBAL:"Alright, Neha....just you wait for Dubai days..tumhaari to main chutney bana doonga...mujhe bhi to Angad ki dignity uphold karni padegi."

NEHA:"I am loving it!...vaise bhi tumhe roz-roz is shirt mein dekhkar main bore ho gayi hoon....na rahega collar aur na rahegi shirt..hahahahaa..aur maine koi cooperative bank nahiin khol rakha tumhaari wardrobe finance karne ke liye."

IQBAL:"Acchi-khaasi U.S Army ki advertisement kar raha tha..satyanaash kar diya....tumne mera collar kharaab kiya..ab dekhna main tumhara kya-kya kharaab karta hoon."

NEHA:"Oh please, bina daant ke African lion...dhamkees sirf on-screen hi acchi lagti hain."

IQBAL:"Damn! Ye scriptwriters mujhe is mini-musibat ko harass karne ka mauka kab denge....ya Allah, hey Bhagwaan, Good Jesus...mera number kab aayega?"

NEHA:"Dear GOD, us dinosaur ko mujhe tang karne ka chance kabhi na mile...not on-screen at least, off-screen to mujhe use knock-out karna aata hai."

HEY NITICA THATS SO VERY VERY VERY SWEET. AND BTW I THOUGHT NEHA LOOKED VERY SWEET IN THE SPECTACLES. I REALLY LIKED HER IN SPECTCLES. SHE LOOKED VERY VERY CUTE.

Perfeeect!!! u r to guuud nitu! 👏 Really funny! 😆

Luuub u! 😛

YummY 😉

Originally posted by: Angad_Kripa_200

HEY NITICA THATS SO VERY VERY VERY SWEET. AND BTW I THOUGHT NEHA LOOKED VERY SWEET IN THE SPECTACLES. I REALLY LIKED HER IN SPECTCLES. SHE LOOKED VERY VERY CUTE.

Obviously, Neha looked adorable in those specs. i am just improvising what IQ could have said as he doesn't like Neha much.That's it.

oh man ...u have a way with these A-K fights ...
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Great job!!! 👏 👏 👏 I love it!! 😊 Plz continue with it.

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That was so sweet. Very funny too. i enjoy these. Keep it up 😊

hey nits... thanks darling tht was my fav from last nights episode and can say its in my fav list now... luv ya

hey it was fab
KEEP UP D GOOD WORK 👏

oh fantabulous!!! hahahahaha!!!! lol... i can't stop laffing....