i found this on lrl forum thought of posting it here .the ebtire credit goes to only krazy_khyati.it very funnt give it a try
so here iz it.
Captain Rajveer.........Though a bit confused but surely the best prevailing character on T.V. screens today........very realistic..............jab inhe ek din ke liye, K-Serials ke heros ko train karna pada to pata hai kya hua??? I know your imagination cannot go that much wild but phir bhi, try!!!
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Koi baat nahi, do not fear when Khyati is here.....
Rajveer: Attention!! Aaj aap sabko ek din ke liye ek army cadet ki tarah treat kiya jayega. So be ready because........(Just then he sees Jai Walia standing lean).........Cadet Walia!!!
Jai: Yes Sir!
Rajveer: Stand straight!
Jai: I can't Sir!!
Rajveer: What?? Why???
Jai: My tummy doesn't allow this.......
Everyone else starts laughing.
Rajveer: Stop it guys! And you Cadet Walia......Lose some weight please.
Shiv: Sir!
Rajveer: Yes Cadet Shiv Kapoor!!! What's your problem?
Shiv: Sir my wife is going to die soon.
Rajveer: What? I mean what happened?
Shiv: Sir meri kundali me dosh hai!!! (He starts crying)
Rajveer: Kisme kya hai???? (He gets a bit confused)
Just then Karan speaks up…
Karan: Sir don't worry, rote hue aadhe words samajh nahi aate iske! Aap drill continue keejiye ye theek ho jayega.
Rajveer: So you're interested?
Karan: Of course Sir!! Aaj to mai vaise he bahut khush hun na, jo kahoge, karunga.
Rajveer: Vo kyun?
Karan: Sir! (with full emotions) Meri Nandini mujhe mil gayi hai Sirrrr!!!
Rajveer: Ab ye kaun hai??Hey bhagwaan!! Cadets….Back to your positions fast.
Everyone gets back……….Anurag Basu's cell rings……
Rajveer: What the hell is this Cadet Basu???
Anurag: I'm sorry Sir, just a minute……(to the caller)……..Ha Prerna bolo….Kyaa??? Mr. Bajaj papa ban ne wale hain?? Phir se?? Kyaa??? Tum maa nahi ban ne wali?? Mujhe kuch samajh nahi aa raha Prerna……..(Rajveer takes the cell from him and disconnects the call)
Rajveer: Meri class me indiscipline ki koi jagah nahi hai. Class ke baad cell le jaana.
Anurag gets angry and runs to hit Mihir who he by mistake considers Mr. Bajaj.
Anurag: Mai tumhe nahi chodunga Mr. Bajaj!!!
Rajveer: Arrrrrrrrrr………Cadet Basu…..Ye Cadet Bajaj nahi Cadet Virani hain, leave him. Aapki punishment ye hai ki aap 5 Km ki daur lagayenge ye bulky sac uthakar. Move it!!
Mihir: Thanks Captain Rajveer!! Aapne meri jaan bacha le. Aap mere ghar pe bhi aa jaiye naa…(whispers)…Wahan Tulsi meri bahut jaan khaati hai……..aur vaise bhi, Viranis ki daughters me se koi na koi to aapke liye perfect match hogi he!!!
Rajveer: Mujhe koi match nahi chahiye apne liye. Aap sab drill complete kar lo yehi bahut hai!!
Just then Kamal enters searching for Parvati Bhabhi.
Kamal: Bhabhi……bhabhi…….
Rajveer: Cadet Aggarwaal!! Ek to aap drill me late hain upar se apni position lene aur sorry kehne ki bajay aap chilla chilla kar disturbance create kar rahe hain??Aur ye kya??? Aapne pee rakhi hai??
Kamal: Kaun kambakht bardasht karne ko peeta hai…..hum to isliye peete hain taaki
Parvati bhabhi ki shakal wali us Jaanki ko bardasht kar sakein!!
Rajveer: Haan to vo bhi to bardasht karna he hua naa!!!
Kamal: (extremely dramatically) Mai jaa raha hun!!
Rajveer: To aaye he kyun the?? (Kamal goes away) So Cadets, aaj hum shooting practice karenge!!
Just then Sujal enters the scene on a wheel chair.
Sujal: (Dharmendra style) Captaaiiinn……..
Rajveer turns back.
Rajveer: Now who are you old man?
Sujal: Mai old nahi young man hun!!
Rajveer: To ye saadu-look kyun dhaaran kiya hua hai? Tum bhi drill join karna chahte ho?
Sujal: Mai drill-wrill nahi karta. Seedha challenge karta hun!
Rajveer: Amazing!! Tum mujhe challenge kar rahe ho? Good!! Commendable guts!! But mai barabari me vihwaas rakhta hun.
Sujal at one stands-up from the wheel-chair!!
Sujal: Mai taiyaar hun.
Rajveer: Bravo!! But tumhari taangein achanak kaise theek ho gayi??
Sujal: Ekta-booti khakar.
Rajveer: Wao!! Seems like a magical medicine!
Sujal: Tumhe chahiye?
Rajveer: Haan! In cadets ne mere sar me dard kar rakha hai!!!
Sujal: Ye lo….(he steps foreward to give Rajveer the medicine, just when Kunal enters the scene…. )
Kunal: Nahi Sirrrrr……………
Rajveer: Kaise kaise namoone bhare pade hain yahan? Ab tumhe kya ho gaya?
Kunal: Isme zeher hai Sir!! Ye Sujal aapko maarna chahta hai!!!
Rajveer: Mujhe? Lekin kyun?
Kunal: Kyunki….
Rajveer: Kyunki……
Kunal: Kyunki……
Karan:……..Saas bhi kabhi bahu thiiiiiiii………yehi naa?
Rajveer: Oh just stay quite Cadet Virani!
Kunal: Sir kyunki iski wife Kashish ka dil…….
Rajveer: Kya hua unke dil ko???
Lakshya: Sir unka dil aap par aa gaya hai!!!
Rajveer: What????????? God!!! Mai pagal ho jaunga!!! Heeeeeeeeeeellllllllllppppppppppp!!!!!!!
Aur humara bechara Rajveer behosh ho jaata hai.
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So you see, how dangerous can be this Ekta brigade???😆 Do comment……….I hope you liked it!!!!
Kyunki Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi 2
