For all you wonderful jodi fans out there!!! Rajeev-Aamna Hrishikesh to pahunch he chuke hain, imagine ki unki pehli evening kaisi rahi hogi??? Ok so here I present my romantic cum comic interpretation of their first evening………
Rajeev: Aamna aaj mausam kitna acha hai naa!!! Kuch khaas karein?
Aamna: Kya khaas? Don't tell me tum mere liye chaand taaare tod ke lane waale ho!!!
Rajeev: Look Aamna, I can best answer this by singing, "Chaand mera dil, chaandi ho tum, chaand se hai dur, sitaare kahan!!!"
Aamna: Very funny!! Vaise tum kuch khaas karne ki baat kar rahe the!!
Rajeev: Hum dono, media ke stupid questions se dur, yahan itni khoobsurat jagah pe, akele hain, is se khaas kya ho sakta hai?
Aamna: Kuch to sharam karo!!! Vaise mai tumhe yaad dila doon ki tumne abhi tak officially ghutno pe aakar mujhe propose nahi kiya hai!!!
Rajeev: Abhi kiye deta hun. Isme kaun si badi baat hai? Aaaaaachuuuuuuuuuooooooo!!!!!!!
Aamna: Satyanaas!!! Ab cheenk aa gayi!!
Rajeev: To?
Aamna: Arre apshagun ho gaya!! Ab propose karoge to gadbad ho jayegi!!!
Rajeev: Kaisi gadbad? Tum mujhe chod ke Gurpreet ke saath bhag jaogi????
Aamna: Stop it!! Kya ootpataang baatein kar rahe ho?
Rajeev: Acha Aamna!! Mai Shweta ke saath flirt karu ya Priyanka ke saath?
Aamna: Kisi ke saath nahi!!! Filhaal hum humari baatein karein???
Rajeev: Haan!!! Aamna tumhari aankhein………
Aamna: Kya??
Rajeev: Tumhari aankhein………
Aamna: Kya??? Kya hua meri aankhon ko?
Rajeev: Tumhari aankhein………
Aamna: Tumhara tape atak gaya hai kya???
TO BE CONTINUED……………………..
Sochte rahiye Aamna ki aakhon ko kya hua??😆 I'll finish it off tomorrow!!!😳 I hope you liked it!!!!😉
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So the time has come to reveal the secret of Aamna's eyes...............Let's see ye dono kya kar rahe hain!!!!!
Rajeev: Tape ki kya majaal Aamna mai to khud he atak gaya hun!!!
Aamna: Kahaan?? Meri aankhon me??? (Looking romantically at him)
Rajeev: (Coming closer to her with each dialogue) Haan Aamna!!! Mai tumhaari aankhon me atak chuka hun...tumhare pyar me latak chuka hun...aur tumhare dil ki galiyon me bhatak chuka hun!!!!
Aamna: (A bit surprised at his behaviour) Tum theek to ho na Raj?
Rajeev: Aamna!!! Ek baar tum bhi kaho naa..........(Tabhi wahan park ka watchman aa jaata hai)
Watchman: Saab!!!
Rajeev: Haaaiiiin!!! Tumhari aawaaz ko kya ho gaya Aamna?
Aamna: Stupid ye mai nahi vo hai!!!
Rajeev: Lekin hum dono ke beech me ye VO kaun aa gaya darling???
Aamna: Kabhi watchman ka naam suna hai???
Rajeev: Maine to sirf AAMNA ka naam suna hai!!! (Looking naughtily at Aamna)
Watchman: Saab!!! Park band karne ka time ho gaya hai!!! Aapko jaana padega!!!
Rajeev:(To himself) Ise kabaab me haddi ban na zaruri tha kya??? (To the watchman) Tumhari shaadi hui hai?
Watchman: Haan saab!!! Hui hai.
Rajeev: Par meri to nahi hui na yaar!!! Situation ke nazakat ko samajh aur nikal le yahan se!!! Samjha???
Aamna: Tum kya khusar-pusar kar rahe ho watchman se???
Watchman: Kuch nahi memsaab!! Apun chalta hai.
Aamna: Kamaal hai!!! Tumne kya kaha use jo vo chala gaya?
Rajeev: Maine bas itna kaha ki dil ka maamla hai!!! Vo to samajh gaya, jaane tum kab samjhogi!!!!
Aamna: (Very innocently) Mujhe exaclty samajhna kya hai??? Zara elaborate karenge aap??
Rajeev: Aamna!! Bas karo ab bhaav khaana yaar...........bachche ki jaan logi kya???
Aamna: Romeo ban ne chale ho, itne se nakhre nahi seh sakte to jaao........jaakar kisi aur ko dhoondh lo.......I'm not interested!!!
Rajeev: Pakka???
Aamna: Aise kyun pooch rahe ho tum???
Rajeev: Nahi actually mai soch raha tha ki now that you're no more interested to Esha, Misha, Nisha ka raasta clear hai naa???? I mean I can................
Aamna: (Naughtily being angry at him, holds his collar close to her) Agar mere alaawa kisi aur ladki ke baare me baat ki, ya socha bhi, to mai.............
Rajeev: (inturrupting in between)..................vo jo Esha hai naa, uski naak thodi choti hai, Misha thodi moti hai aur Nisha ki aankhein thodi left-right hain!!!! Tum karogi???
Aamna: Kya?
Rajeev: (Very sweetly, like a little innocent kid) Mujhse shaadi???
Aamna: Dekhoongi....sochoongi....kal parso kuch kahungi!!!!
Rajeev: Jo kar doge inkaar, to jee na payenge.............jo kar doge iqraar, to mar he jayenge!!!
Aamna: To phir mai kahun kya???
Rajeev: Kuch mat kaho!!! Bas directly mujhse shaadi kar lo!!!
Aamna blushes. Rajeev picks her up in his arms and they went-off celebrating their love!!!!
To ye thi humaari favourite jodi ki pyaar ki ek lammmmmmmbbbbbiiiiii daastaan ke kuch pal...............DIRECT DIL SE!!!
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