Hilarious, do read!

hey guys,

this is just for kicks..not to be taken seriously, this is just fanfiction.

this is written by a member of yahoo group - bhoomi. i hav already taken her permission to post it.

replies will be forwarded to her. take it lightly

Hi friends,

Before the inaugration ceremony of dummy's nose , let me think of a
scene of how story should unfold. The Nose of Mr.Dummy is inaugrated,
I mean bandages r removed, there is pin drop silence. Dummy asks for
a mirror.MandyII stops the nurse (jealous indeed) brings it herself.

Background score:
"Mirror Mirror on the wall,
Who is beautiful tell me of all,
Stop!u stupid asking this all,
U will sob & ur nose will fall,
I had given today ekta a call,
Adviced her to keep u in the stall."

oh no!! this all was later edited...:(

Mr.Dummy: Wow!! I look great, I am so young. I love my face off!!!

MandyII: Me too......I mean everyone loves their face:)

Mr.Dummy: Doctor Aap ke hathon mey to Jaadu hai. (suddenly his head
starts paining, he holds his head,back to his knees....dimaag khutno
pe tha)

Doctor: Kuch yaad aya....Are you the one who acted as Jaadu in koimil
gaya?

Mr.Dummy: Koi...Kyunki....Kahin...Kaise....cant recollect..

Mr.Dummy is looking down here & there..........

Doctor: what happen what r u searching???

Mr.Dummy: Nothing doctor.

MandyII: I know the tiles r very beautiful but so am I.

Mr.Dummy: Actually I can recollect that whenever i use to look down I
never got the vision properly, I had to look with sideangle, but now
I have a proper vision.

Doctor: The reason been we have cut down ur much interfering long
nose.

Mr.Dummy: thats really nice, I hope it wont grow long again.

Doctor: Dont worry u have a 3 yr warranty Kard for ur nose.

MandyII: hey! I am there , I will take care of u.

Mandy & Dummy head towards simla to meet mandy's bro Rahul singhania.

Bro: Mandy what r u doing with this dumb dummy?

Mandy: bhai ekta has promised to take me to Australia free of cost,
if I take care of him & his nose.

Bro: Nahi, mandy...I will take u to Australia, lets dump this guy or
else sujalians & Rajeevians will dump us in the same river.Mr. Dummy
u go & meet swayam he will give u some job, he is a bigger better
creep.

Swayam: Dummy, I would love to tell u to act as Sujal , but Akshat is
giving his shoulder to kashish to cry , & I will give them trouble ,
I feel like he is piyush & me sujal, no need of u ....take this money
& leave.

Mr. dummy is sad and walks along the accident prone simla street. He
has tears in his eyes, a women walks towards him, listens to his
story & promises to marry him.

Women: I was a very imp part of kth story, 1st they promised me that
I will be involved in a triangle love story with sujal but it never
happened.Then said I will be the prime accused in piyush murder, woh
bhi nahi hua, then my marriage & divorce will give footage, my foot!!
aged hoti jaa rahi hoon!! I have no story left. I will marry u
Mr.Dummy, original nahi but dummy hi chalega..

Mr.Dummy: Me too love u Sanjana......
& they lived happily ever after(min 3 yrs,no knowledge abt post
warranty period)..............I guess now Mr.Dummy is a happy
man....all well that ends well:):):):)

with luv
Bhoomi

Hey chinti, that was superb, and bhumi great work......

I want to add something............

It goes like this.....

After 3 yrs, Mr Dummy is prone to nose falling, every time he bend to pick up utencil in the kitchen his nose falls on seeing this sanjana divorces him, then our vassu comes to rescue.

As she implies this fact in her life........

Husband( Mr Dummy) is like Kidneys and wife( sanjana) is like liver, If liver( sanjana ) fails the whole system( life) fails but when one kidney(Mr Dummy) fails liver survives with another kidney.....

so sanjana marries swayam..............

Bye.......

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hehehe

yeah...its human biology..😆

😆😆😆wonderful chinti😆😆.you ppl are hilarious😆

lolzzz....😆😆....itz damn gud......👏

i always knew bhoomi wrote the best lines in our grp ...😃.but this one is a sure winner ...keep up the good work .......👏

sim

This is really great.Thabks chinti for shring it with us and thanks to Bhoomi.

Thanks chinti for posting... and special thanks to Bhoomi.. this really was amusing

GOOD WORK GUYS !!!!!! All of u have written really very well that Dummy deserves this , infact not dummy it should b PLASTIC SURGERY BOY as 1st he had surgery 4 his nose & then face SO that would b a better name, RIGHT?

BUT THANX BHOOMI 4writing this & CHINTI 4 posting it ......THANK U VERY MUCH !!! &nb sp; GOOD WORK..... KEEP WRITING

you guys are funny....😆😆😆