ok peeps here u go ...wid da WHOLE TILL NOW STORYY...on da request of MOHSIN MAMOOOOOO 😉 😆 ...plzzzz guyss
6 bache ho chuke hainnn 😳 😉 😆 ......aur unke naam hainnnn.....
Kajol
Sameer
Saahil
Kriti
Sharim
Kasak TILL NOW WHOLE STORY....
CUTE FACE :
i m writing ...but some one must have to continue ...plz ..yaar becoz
kyun ki itna pyaar tum ko
kertey hein sanum
kya jaan lo gye
humari sanum
kyun ki itna pyaar tum ko
kertey hein sanum
kya jaan lo gye
humari sanum
humarey dil ki tum
thori si kadar kerlo
hum tum pe martey hein
thori si fikar kerlo
fikar kerlo.......................
so finally first part here for all rajeevians
we see a master bed where four cute babies lying on bed .....
then we see amna enter in room scream ....
amna: rajeevvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv
rajeev enters in the room quite frustated
rajeev: kya hai kis khushi main itna chikh rahi ho
amna: tum kesey baap ho apney bachoo ko nahi dekhsaktey
rajeev: dekho amna mujey shoot per jana hai ...tum kyun nahi rakh letein khayal
amna: tum kis liya ho
rajeev: arey jab char char samhaal nahi saktein tu paida kyun kerti ho
amna: tu main kaha thaa
rajeev: arey sab sahi kehtey tum lerkiyaan shaadi sey pehley kuch hoti ho aur shaadi ke baad kuch
ama: tum bhi tu essey hi ho shaadi se pehley duniyaa ke samney merrey aahein bhertey they ab tumharey pass time nahi hota merey liya
plz sum one carry on
SAARA :
let me continue....
babies....wwwwaaannnnn wwaaaannnnnn.......
rajeev: arre inhe kya howa...
aamna: sab tumhari waja se....
rajeev: ab maine kya kiya...
aamna: chaloo do ko tum uthaoo.....aur do ko main
rajeev: par mujhe deeir ho rahii haii...!!!
aamna: pehle toe kehte thee mujhe bachee bohat pasand hain.....aur 7 bache chahiyein...4 ke baad yeh haal hai....toe...
rajeev: arre baba bach toe ab bhi bohat pasand hain.....aur haan mujhe saath bache hi chaiyein....
aamna: FORGET IT! pehle char ki care karna seekho....jab perfect ho jaoo ge tab sochein ge....
ab koi aur continue kare....kyunke....agar maine kiya na....toe baki ke teen bache abhi hi ho jayeinge...
MOHSIN :
areee... mai hoon na continue kai liai.... & ;nbs p;
sorry pinky laikin kiya hai kai mai rajeevian hone kai sath sath sk jodi fan bhi hoon........
ok now my turn...............
babies: awwwwwwwwwwwww......awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
rajeev: ab kiya hua inn ko
amna: mujh sai kiya puch rahai ho..... jo do mairi god mai hain wo toh ek dam chup hain ...
rajeev: matlab....
amna: matlab yeh pati dev..... bachon ko aisai nahi aisai pakartai hain.......
rajeev: arey yar... mujhai jaana hai..... warna director mujhai khub khari khari sunai ga....
amna: tum kaisai insaan ho rajeev.... ek duniya tumhari fan hai..... bahar kehtai ho kai bachay toh bhagwan ka dusra roop hain.... or yahan yeh hal hai kai tumhain bachon sai ziaada kaam ki pari hai.... budhooo...
rajeev: yeh budhoo kiun bola.....
amna: kiunki tum ho.......
rajeev: woh kaisai....
amna: tum nai muhjhai 2 weks pehlai promise kiya tha kai tum mujhai or bachon ko park mai lai ker jao gai....
rajeev: haan kaha tha toh......
amna: aik baat toh batao......
rajeev: tum aik kiya 100 batain puchna laikin abhi nahi... shoot ready hone wala hai....
amna: laikin tum nai toh mujhai kal bataya hee nahi kai tum sunday ko bhi shooting kertai ho....
rajeev : haan toh mai sunday ko shooting kab kerta hoon....
amna: phir tumhara dimaag kharab hai.... aaj sunday ko ap kis kai paas jaa rahai ho shooting kai liai...
rajeev: are wo toh....................... kiya.......... aaj sumday hai.....
amna: haan budhoo ram ..... aaj sunday hai....
rajeev: laikin mujhai laga kai aj saturday hai..... 1 min zara calender daikh loon....
amna: yani kai ab tumhain mairi baat ka bharosa bhi nahi.....
rajeev: aj toh wakai sunday hai.... or mai aiwain tayyar ho gia.......
amna: acha ab kab chalo gai park..... bachay bhi apnai baap ki waja sai upset hain ... daikho....
rajeev: laikin.. tayyar hona parey ga.....
amna: wo kiun
rajeev: park mai nahi jaana...
amna: mai kiya keroon tumhara rajeev...... tumhara dimaag hota kahan hai......
rajeev: ab kiya hua....
amna: tum abhi tayar ho ker janai walai thay na.... apnai kaprey bhi change ker chukai ho.... ab kiya tayyar hona hai.......
rajeev: sweet wife sahiba.... mai tayyar hun... mai ap ki baat ker raha hoon.... zara apnai balon ko toh daikho... bilkul churailon ki tarha phailai huai hain....
amna: kiya.... mai tumhain churail lagtee hoon.... shaadi sai pehlai toh hur pari kehtai thay .... ab churail....
rajeev: haan.... kiunki shaadi sai pehlai mujhai kabhi kehnai ki zarurat hee nahi paree ..... aap khud hee apnai balon ko brush ker liya kerteen theen.......
amna: oh........ acha wo.........
rajeev: ab yeh na kehna kai tum ho na brush kernai kai liai......
amna: agar keh diya toh
rajeev: toh yeh kai yeh do bachay jo icc wakt meri god mai hain.... agar inhain chora toh yeh phir ro parain gai..... or tum as usual phir shuru ho jao gee.....
amna: acha.... bachay toh mairi god mai bhi hain.....mai kaisai balon ko brush keroon
rajeev: bas thori see scence use kero..... jo bachay tumhari god mai hain wo ab so chukai hain.... tum inhain bed per rakho or apnai balon ko theek kero...
amna: (bachon ko bed per lita ker) yeh bachay jo tumharai pas hain mujhai pakrao...
rajeev: kiun....
amna: are baba.... pakrao toh sahee....
rajeev bachai amna ko dai daita hai...
amna: acha yeh lo brush or mairai baalon ko brush kero...
rajeev: kiyaaaaaaaaa........
amna: haan.............
phir rajeev barey pyar sai amna kai balon ko brush kerta hai.... phir wo dono bachon ko lai ker car mai baith jaatai hain or park chalai jaatai hain....
ab park mai kiya hua.... yeh guys tum logon ka kaam hai.....
SAARA :
aur yeh yahan chat ziyada ho rahi ahi....story continue karoooooo....
chaloo main karoon ....ok humara target 8 bachon pe chala gaya hai jaise plan tha...pehle bhi
lekin abhi hum char bachoon se \kaam chalainge....
rajeev:acha baaba chalo ab chalein....aaj park main ghumne ke liye....
(rajeev aamna charoon bachon ko prams main daalte hain....(twins ke liye jo prams hoti hain na waisi)..aur ek ek pram lee leete hain)
park ke bahar poohanchte hi kuch fans aa jate hain autograph leene ke liye jodi se...
rajeev:aaamna chalein....
aamna: haan chaloo....
rajeev aamna ek bench pe jaa kar beethte hain....aur aamna ko ek balloon wala nazar aata haii..
aamna: rajeev main ek min babies ke liye ballons lekar aati hoon..
rajeev: acha ok main yahin hoon...
as soon aamna leaves sum more fans cumto take autograph 4rm rajeev....n gets busy deir...
jab aamna aati hai toe ek baby ghayab hota haii...
aamna: rajeeeeeeeevvvvvv.....ek baby kahan haiii.....
rajeev: arre aamna yahin toe tha...
aamna : kasie insaan ho tum .....char bachoon ke baap ho aur flirt kar rahe hoo... ....sharam nahi aati
rajeev: tum ghalat samjh rahi hoo...main toee...
aamna: haan haan ....sirf baat kar raha tha....
rajeev : haan
aamna: shutup aur baby dhoondooooo...
rajeev: aare tum roo nahi mera beta hai jahan bhi ho ga....ladkiyan bhi aas paas hoongii..
aamna: tumhe toe main abhi batatii hoonnn
ab koi aur cont karee
MOHSIN :
oho saara.... mai hoon na continue kai liai.....
phir rajeev n amna dono bacha dhoondtai hain.....
rajeev nai do ko pakar rakha hai n amna nai ek ko....
rajeev: arey amna wo daikho....
amna: kiya
rajeev: wo..... rahul
amna: kahan
rajeev: saamnai daikho....
phir aamna daikhtee hai kai amna ki apni mom nai bacay ko liya hua tha...
phir wo rajeev n amna kai pas aatee hain...
amna's mom: kiya hai kai mai aaj tum dono sai milnai aa rahee thee... toh daikha kai tum log kahee ja rahai ho...
rajeev: laikin aap yahan...
babra: mai yahan tum logon ka peecha kertai kertai aayee hoon...
amna: kiya..... hamara peecha...
rajeev: what.......
babra: haan... yahan aayee toh daikha kai amna bachon kai bahaney apney liai baloon lai rahee hai...
rajeev laughed a lot
n amna in mod n looking at rajeev
babra: phir mai rajeev kai pas aayee toh daikha kai wo baichara bachon kai sath sath fans ko bhi sambhaal raha tha.... sach amna tum toh yunhee rajeev sai lartee rehtee ho.... allah ka shukar kero kai itna acha jeevan saathi mila.... or tum ho kai char kai char bachay chor ker wahan baloons lai rahee ho...
acha rajeev yeh lo rahul ko pakro
but rajeev nai toh pehlai hee do bachon ko paker rakha tha....
babra: lo amna tum mujhai apney yeh baloons do or yeh pakro icc ko bhi......
guys babra is amna's mom...
to b continued....... ab mujhai mairi mom bula rahee hain... abhi aaya,,,,
RAJEEV KI HEER :
Rajeev aur Aamna ko bacha mil jata hai aur woh ghar aa jate hain.aamna bahut gusse mai hoti hai.
aamna: rajeev aaj kal tum mara aur bachon ka jara bhi khayal nahin rakhte ho.
rajeev: amu darling maine sorry to maang li hai.
aamna : sorry to tum har bar maang lete ho aur bhir se galti karte ho. bas ab aur nahin .main mummy ko tumahri shikayet karti hun.
rajeev :arre aamna mummy ko mat batana. agar tum ne mummy ko bataya to woh daddy ko batayengi aur daddy se mujhey bahut daant padegi .
aamna: achcha hai ,tumhe dant padni chahiye.
aamna jaipur apni saas ko phone karti hai.
mummy: hello!
aamna: hello mummy main aamna bol rahi hun.
mummy: aamna beti kaisi ho?
aamna:mummy main to theek hun lekin aapka beta mujhey bahut tang karta hai. woh bachon ki care karne main meri jara bhi madad nahin karta hai.
mummy: achcha jara use phone dena main abhi use batati hun!
aamna rajeev ko phone deti hai.
rajeev: hello mummy.
mummy: ye main kiya sun rahi hun tum meri bahu aur poton ka khayal nahi rakhte ho?
rajeev:nnnnnahin mamma......
mummy: kiya nahi mamma. main kal hi tumahre paas mumbai a rahi hun. bhir tumahre kaan khinchungi. bhir mujhey sanjeev ke paas bhi pune jana hai. o.k. main phone rakh rahi hun tumhare daddy bhi anyenge mere sath.
rajeev :kyaaa..... daddy bhi ayenge?
OK so dis is till now story.......sum1 continue...ok
to avoid further confusion
4 babies howe hain abhi tak aur unke naam HAIN
do gals:- kajal n kriti
do boys:-sameer n sahil
m a worst writer but still i ll try:
(all 4 kids r sleepn finally)
raj: Thnk God bacche soo gaye
Aamna: Thnk God kyu?? Thnk me dear
raj: (romantically) haan.....tumhe to me acche se thnk karonga....chale
Aamna: wat chale huh? abhi to mere kaam karne ka time ho raha hai......phir ek baar agar tumhare laadle jaag gaye toh.......
raj: kaam kaam kaam...kya isilye tum se shaadi ki thi ki tum ghar aur baccho me itni ulaj jao ki mere liye tumhare paas waqt hi na ho
Aamna: naraaj kyu hote ho ....ye sab me tumhare liye, baccho ke liye, aur hamare pariwaar ke liye to kar rahi hoo. (trust me guys aamna is very much a bhartiya naari..rem she even sed my career's future depends on my hubby) accha ab batao kal kya pehnoge...me iron kar deti ho
Raj: kal ki kal sochi jayegi....filhaal itni raat ho gayi hai.......lets go to sleep (holds her hand)
aamna: (apna haath chuda kar) tum chalo me dudh garam kar ke laati hoo
Raj: (annoyingly yells back) aur saath me do chamach zeher bhi daal kar laana....taki jaan chute meri
aamna: tum thoda dheere nahi bol sakte.....bacche soo rahe hai .....aur tum to jaante ho ki agar kaajal uth gayi to uski cheekh se baaki teen bhi uth jayenge
Raj: bacche, ghar, ration, cooking yehi sab reh gaya hai tumhari zindagi me......pati ke liye to time hi nahi bacha
Aamna: are haan pati se yaad aaya.......chai ki patti khatam ho gayi hai.....kal subha kya karenge......raj plz neeche se lekar aao na
(Raj without even answerin him goes off to sleep)
Very nice Tani.. you should really start writing fan-fics..
Okay me continuing now..
Rajeev goes off to bed…
Amna: Rajeev tum sou gaye.. ab patti kaun lay ker aye ga..(mischeviously)
Rajeev: (who is faking to be asleep) gets up and gives Amna an annoying look.
Amna: (giggling under her breath ) chalo acha hoa tum soye nahee thay…
Rajeev: jub se tum se mila hoon meri tu neend hee urr gayee hai…shaadi se pehlay tumhari adaon nay neendain ura deen ..aur ab tumharay bachoon nay
Amna: kya matlab hai tumhara, yeh sirf meray bachay hain…??
Waaaen Waaen… ..dosray room se roonay ki awaz aati hai..
(Amna gives Rajeev a killing look…and runs off to the room which is right next to them.)
And comes into her room with Kajal….
Rajeev: (takes Kajal from Amna and pace up and down….to make Kajal fall asleep)
Aman: (she looks at both father and daughter and smiles ) Rajeev abhi tu tum itna chilla rahay thay…yeh achanak kya ho gaya…
Rajeev: arey baba woh tu mein aisay hee keh raha tha…meray bachay itnay cute hai…mein kaisay in ko resist ker sakta hoon..
Amna: acha tu ab yeh tumharay bachay ho gaye..
Rajeev: aur nahee tu kya….tum nay kabhi ghaur se nahee dekha ..sub kay sub meri terha dikhtay hain…
Amna: Tumhein bari kushfehmi hai…Dou chaar lerkiyon nay kya keh diya ..tum tu hero bannay niklay….aur ab kuch tu sharam kero 4 bachoon kay baap ban gaye ho….
Rajeev: Jub tum 4 bachoon ki Amma ban kay itna ban than kay rehti ho..tu mein kiyun nahee…
Amna: Rajeev tehro mein tumhain nahee choron gee (takes a pillow from the bed and throws it towards Rajeev)
ok guys i m here ...really i had laugh enough ...or abhi merey paith main bhoot dard ho raha hai ....OMG ...kya comedy likhtey ho tum loog !
rajeev: arey amna yaad hai hum ne 12 bachey plan kiya they
amna: arey 4 main tumhara ye haal hai ...baqi 8 ko kya neighbours ko do gye samhalney ke liya
rajeev: arey yaar ..neighbours sey yaad ayya kal tu mummy or dad arey hein
amna: ik tumhari mummy ...sach main ateey ke sath hi jo lecyture deti hein na.........
rajeev: aur tumhari mamma fish khila khila ke maar deti hein wooooo
amna: dekho raj ....khabar dar jo meri mamma ke barey main kuch
rajeev: aur jo tum boli ja raha ho
amna: main sachi bol rahi hoon
rajeev: main kon sa jhot bol raha hoon arey fish khla khila ke tu phasaya mujey
will continue, but first i just wanna say i'm no perfectionist ok
kajal goes 2 sleep and rajeev goes and puts her back in bed.
Rajeev waapis aata hai and aamna is hanging some clothes in the wardrobe. rajeev usse peechay se kass ke pakar leta hai.
aamna:raj yeh kya kar rahe ho
rajeev:aamna, i'm sorry jaan maine tumhe bohat batein sunayi
aamna:raj its ok, mein jaanthi hoon ki tum mujhse bohatpyar karte ho, aur pyar mein aisi choti choti baatein hoti rehti hain.
rajeev smiles
rajeev:tum mujhe kitni achi tarah samajhti ho na
aamna:haan, kyun ki tumhe samajhne ke liye mujhe apnay aap ko samajhna hota hai, kyun ki hum dono aik hain aur humari soch bhi.
rajeev lets go of her and turns her 2 himself. woh dono aik doosre ki aankhon mein dekhte hain aur wohdono kho jaate hain
rajeev:aamna tum is saree mein bohat khoobsoorat lah rahi ho
aamna:woh to mein humesha hi tumhe lagti hoon, yeh tho tumhara pyar hai jo mera shringhaar bankay mujhe sajata hai, i luv u raj
rajeev:i love u 2 aamna.
woh dono aik doosre ko gallay lagate hain aur rajeev thori dair baad aamna ko godh mein utha kar bed par lita deta hai, aamna sharma kar udhar dekhti hai aur rajeev uska moon apni taraf karta hai,
rajeev: hey, meri nazar se door math jaaya karo, tumhe dekhe bina mujhe har pal kaatne ko daurta hai, aisa lagta hai mein mar.....
aamna covers his face and says
aamna:rajeev!!!!!!!!!! don't u dare say anything else, tum aisi baatein kyun karte ho,
she starts 2 cry aur raj uskay aansoon pi jaata hai
rajeev:aamna i'm sorry lekin is galti ki itni barri saza de rahi ho, tum jaanti ho na ke tumhari aankhon mein aansoon mein nahin dekh sakta.
aamna stops crying and smiles and says
aamna:sorry raj, lekin promise karo tum phir aisi baat nahin kaho gay
rajeev kaan pakar kar kehta hai
rajeev: sorry amu, ab nahin kahun ga, ok jaan
rajeev and aamna just look in2 each others eyes. then rajeev says
rajeev:humare chaaron bachay so rahen hai, aur ab lagta hai ke paanchway ko bhi sambhal lainge, tho kyun na paanchway ke aanay ki tayari karen
aamna gets embarassed and says
aamna:tumhe sharam nahi aati, aisi baatein karte huay
rajeev:yaar ismein sharmane ki kya baat hai, tum meri biwi ho, aur aap jaisi khoobsoorat biwi ho tho 100 bachay bhi kam hain
aamna laughs and says, tum nahin sudhroge, rajeev says
rajeev:haan mein nahin sudhrunga, tum jo meri biwi ho
rajeev lights band kar deta hai aur..............
hey guys this was my contribution, i hope u liked it, yaar sab unko lara rahe thay lekin i wantmy jodi 2 be happy sooooooo maine aik happy part likh diya, ab koi aur continue kare
haila AAMNA 12 bache .....aur SUMMI tumne 5th baby ko bheej bhi diya..... ....i mean ke.....ab samjh jaooo
ok let me cont....
next morning.....
rajeev n aamna r sleepin.....n babies bhi.....tabhi...door bell bajti haiii.....
trrrrriiinggg
aamna: arre yeh subah subah kon aa gaya....
jaise hi aamna jaane lagti hai....rajeev usse pakkad leeta hai
aamna: aarre rajeev chodo mujhe.....koi aaya hai....
rajeev: arre rehne do khudhi chala jaye ga...
aamna: ACHA YEH baat hai ...agar tumheri mummy hoin toe....
rajeev: BAAPRE....MUMMY......
aur woh aamna ko chod deeta hai.....
aamna: logon ki apni biwi ka naam sunkar jaan nikalti hai....... aur tumhari apni mummy ka...
aamna jaise hi darwaaza khoolti hai samne....saasu maa aur sasur jee kahde hote hain
aamna: arre mummy jee aur papa ....AAP LOOG...(she greets them happily)
rajeev: aamna kon haii.....
rajeev's mom: ulloo ke paathee terii maaa....
rajeev: ARRE ....!!! mama aap....
mummy: aur nahi toe kya.....acha side pe haat.....
rajeev: arre mil toe lon..
mummy: main tujhse nahi apne poote pootiyon se milne aayi hon......kahan hain charoon....
aamna: mummy jee woh uss kumre main sooo rahe hain saare.....
rajeev's papa: rajeev tum abhi tak tayyar kyun nahi howe.....ek army officer ke beete ho kar itni deer tak soote hoo
rajeev: jee papa jaa raha hoon....
aamna: papa aapka beeta bohat beegad gaya haiii...
papa: tum fikar mat karoo aamna beeta ....main aagaya hoon na....theek kar doon ga isse....
rajeev(to himself): papa apne aaj tak khud toe mama ke saath romance nahi kiya......aur ab mera bhi patta cut....
aamna(into his ears): bbachuuuu ab dekhna kasie ...tum line par aate ho....
rajeev aamna ko pakad ke hug karne hi wala hota hai kee....
papa: YEH KYA HO RAAHA HAI...
rajeev aamna both r embarassed....n go to deir room.
now sum1 continue...
now its my turn.
Do din ke baad Rajeev ke parents Rajeev ke elder brother ke paas Puna chale jaten hain.aur Rajeev Aamna ki life as usual chal rahi hoti hai.
One day in da morning
Rajeev : Aamna meri black jacket kahan hai?(rajeev shouts)
aamna kitchen main hai.
Aamna : Raj vahin to almari main taangi hui hai.
Rajeev : Amu mujhe mil nahin rahi pls aa kar dhoond do na.
Aamna : ( apne aap se ) ye nahin sudherega.
aamna room main enter hoti hai aur almari khol ker raj ko jacket deti hai.
Aamna : yehin to padi thi.
Rajeev : o! mujhe dikhai nahin di ( he smiles)
tabhi phone ki ghanti bajti hai aur aamna phone pick karti hai .
Aamna : hello
........
aamna : jee abhi bulati hun (rajeev ko ) honey tumahra phone hai.
Rajeev phone leta hai.
rajeev : hello
Yeh phone Mr. Yash Chopra ka hai.
Yash chopda : rajeev mai yash chopra bol raha hun.
rajeev : ( in shock) o yash sir hhhhhi kaise hain aap!
Yash : main theek hun rajeev. Maine tumhen is liye phone kiya hai ke mai ek film direct karne ja raha hun aur main usmen tumhain as a hero cast karna chahta hun.
Rajeev : whaaaat! sir mujhe ? i don't believe that.
yash : ye sach hai rajeev .abhi mere office aa jao aur film ki kahani sun lo .
Rajeev : sir aap ki film ki kahani sun ne ki kya jaroorat hai achi hi hogi( smile)
yash : nahin rajeev yah jaroori hai aur aa kar film sighn kar lo.
Rajeev : theek hai sir main do ghante tak pahunch raha hun.o.k. sir baye. ( raj phone rakhta hai )
Rajeev : ( shouts with happiness )aamna mujhe yash chopra ki film mil gayi hai.
Aamna : ( khushi mai ) kya? tum sach bol rahe ho.
Rajeev : han aamna ( then they both hug each other )
Continue pls......
nxt scene..........
amna subha uthtee hai toh sab se pehlai calender daikhtee hai....
amna: oh..... aaj toh hamari shaadi ki saalgirah hai..... laikin mai nai abhi tak kuch liya bhi nahi.... allah kerai rajeev ko raat tak yaad na aayee....
phir rajeev ko uthaatee hai or wo fresh hone wsh room chala jaata hai....
phir amna.... bachon ko baari baari bed per lita ker unn ko uthaatee hai toh saahil n kajal ro partai hain......
amna: uff foo..... yeh bachay bhi ek dam apney baap per gai hain...... zara bhi chain sai nahi chup reh saktai....
phir amna parosan ko phone kertee hai...
amna: hello
puja: hello
amna: puja mai hoon..
puja: haan amna bolo... khairiat .. itnee subha subha phone kiya....
amna: wo puja plz aa ker bachon ko sambhaal lo.... mujhai breakfast banana hai....
puja: acha mai aatee hoon... suno... wo bhai sahab kahan hain...
amna; wash rooom mai hain....
puja: acha..... theek hai mai 1 min mai aatee hoon.... tum bachon ko TV lounch kai sofa per lita do...
amna: thx
puja: ok mai aa rahee hoon.....
phir amna phone rakh ker bachon ko sofa per lita ker kitchen ki taraf turn hee kertee hai kai bell ho jaatee hai... phir amna puja ko lai ker bachon kai pas lai aatee hai... or phir
amna: puja... breakfast kiya kiya...
puja: nahi yaar tum khud hee ker lo or bhai sahab ko kerwa do... mai bachon ko apnai flat mai lai ker jaa rahee hoon... inhain cerelac waheen khila doon gee....
amna: han yeh theek hai.......
phir amna kitchen ja ker breakfast bana rahee hotee hai kai rajeev fresh ho ker chupkai sai kitchen mai aata hai... amna ko busy daikh ker zor sai bola.....
rajeeev: BHAOOOO......
amna dar jatee hai..... aww wwww
amna: rajeev tum kab baaz aao gai...... 4 bachon kai baap ban gai ho or abhi tak bachon walee harkatain.....
rajeev: ab iss mai maira kiya kasoor kai ....(phir rajeev amna ko peechai sai apnai baahon kai hisaar mai lai laita hai) ... mai jaldi 4 bachon ka baap ban gia...
amna: rajeev choro mujhai.... yeh kitchen hai... bed room nahi.... or mujhai naashta bananay do.... agar kharab ban gia toh tumhaarai naaraazgee mai sarah din bardaasht kertee rahoon gee....
rajeev: acha aaj naraz nahi honga.... chalo na...
amna: kahan
rajeev: waheen...
amna: waheen kahan....
rajeev: (phir rajeev amna kai ears kai kareeb kehta hai.....) jahan tum raat ko mairai saath theen....
amna: (apnai aap ko chura ker... hanstai huai.... rajeev ko dining table per bitha ker.....) rajeev... aap ko dare ho rahee hai.... aramm sai nashta kero.... puja bhi ayee hui hai..... or mujhi uss ka bhi breakfast banana hai....
rajeev: oh toh pehlai batana tha na........
..............contined by me........................
amna; acha ab baitho... ab tak toh jo egg mai tumhaarai liai bana rahee thee wo jal bhi chuka hoga.....(phir amna rajeev kai head per halka sa punch kertee hai....)
phir jab rajeev aaraam sai chair per baith jaata hai toh amna bhaag ker kitchen ka door band ker daitee hai or window sai kehtee hai....
amna: rajeev waisai puja bachon ko waheen breakfast kerwa dai gee..... khud wo ker chuki hai.... ab aap bhi kero or jao..... apnai kaam per.... or abhi ziaada romantic honai ki zarurat nahi......ehehehe....
rajeev hairan ho ker kehta hai...
rajeev: amna... tum kabhi nahi sudhro gee.....
amna: tumhara asar hai......
phir raj wait kerta hai phir amna breakfast lai ker aatee hai......
amna: yeh lo.....
rajeev: tum bhi kero na janeman....
phir rajeev amna ka haath paker laita hai....
amna: yeh kiya ker rahai ho.... koi daikh lai ga....
rajeev: kon.... bachay toh puja kai pas hai phir....
abhi rajeev keh hee raha tha kai.....
puja: ahem ahem......
rajeev fatafat haath chorta hai.... phir
rajeev: arey puja tum kab aayeen....
puja: bhai sahab mai toh abhi aaye hoon.....
rajeev: tooh.... ahm..... aao na... naashta ker lo
puja: nashta toh nahi kerna tha.... laikin ab yahan amna kai liai baith jaatee hoon.... wakai yeh sahi kehtee hai.... aap bohot chipkoo hain...
rajeev: (shocked) chipkoo.....
phir amna ko daikhta hai jo hans rahee hotee hai...
rajeev: acha theek hai..., tum yaheen amna ki rakhwali kero tab tak mai naashta ker loon.....
amna: baatain hee kertai raho gai ya kuch khao gai bhi....
rajeev: ok ok dushman-e- jaan..... khaata hoon....
puja laughed
puja: yaar amna mai toh baby pot set lainai aayee thee bachon kai liai..... koi baat nahi bhai sahab.... lagai raho... lagai raho.....
amna: kitchen mai hain...... or puja
puja: haan
amna; wo khana theek sai khila daina unhain.....
puja; acha baba.....
phir pooja chalee jatee hai....
rajeev: amna tum bhi had kertee ho....
amna: mai nai kiya kiya...
rajeev: puja kai apney bachai bhi hain ... usai toh pata hoga na... bachay kaisai sambhaaltai hain....
amna: acha acha theek hai.......
rajeev: u know w? amna...
amna: kiya....
rajeev: agar aap bhool gai ho toh mai aap ko bata doon kai aaj hamari shaadi ki pehlee saalgirah hai....
amna: shocked) tumhain yaad tha...
rajeev: haan.... or mai nai aaj party bhi rakhee hai... sab ko invite bhi kiya hai......
amna: kiya...... rajeev tum itnai achay kab sai ho gai....
rajeev: jab sai tum nai mairi zindagee ko haseen banaya.....(romantic mood)
amna: or (sharmaatai huai)
rajeev: cheezain mai nai kitchen ki almari mai rakh deen hain..... bas tum nai aaj 26 logon ka khana banana hai.....
amna: kiya...... 26
haan: haan (laughing a lot)
amna: rajeev....(gussa) tum kabhi nahi sudhro gai....
rajeev: mai toh aisa hee hoon....
..........to b continued by me............
phir rajeev naashta ker kai chala jaata hai.... puja bachon ko chor ker apney kaam per.......
phir amna 4 hours mai one dish tayyar ker daitee hai.....phir meetha bahar sai lai aatee hai..... phir party kai liai apney raj kai dresses press kertee hai.....
at 5:00 pm rajeev ghar aa jaata hai....
amna: rajeev.... aaj itni jaldi.....
rajeev: haan.... aaj special day hai na...
phir dono bed room chalai jaatai hain
amna: khana mai nai bana diya hai... kapray bhi press ker liai hain... bachay bhi so gai hain.....or pata hai aaj kriti nai toh....
rajeeev: ek min... ek min.... yeh lo
rajeev amna ko aik packed gift daita hai......
amna; thank u...
rajeev: ab kholo bhi...
amna; nahi.... jab sab kai gifts aayen gai tab sab sai pehlai ici ko kholoon gee.....
rajeev: jaa nahi... yeh gift nahi.... yeh aap ko aaj party mai pehnna hai.....
amna: laikin rajeev mai toh kapray press ker chuki hun...
rajeev: koi baat nahi..... pehlai kholo toh sahee...
phir amna kholtee hai toh hairaan reh jaatee hai..... kiunki pack mai navy blue saari hotee hai jis per mukes ka kaam ki karhaai hotee hai....
amna; wow....bohot haseen hai yeh toh...
rajeev: tum sai ziaada toh nahi hai na....
amna: bohot achi hai... thx a lot.... laikin yeh blouse.....
rajeev: wo mama jee sai help lee thee.......
amna: mairi mom sai.....
rajeev: haan
amna: laikin rajeev yeh blouse.... tum aisai kab sai ho gai....
rajeev: jab saamnai ka banda tum jaisa ho toh icc tarha kai ideas to dimaag mai aatai hain na.....
amna sharmaatee hai....
..............................to b continued by me........
amna: acha mai dressing room mai tayyar ho ker aatee hoon...
rajeev: ok
phir jab amna saari bandh ker aatee hai toh rajee jo single sofa per baitha hota hai... amna ko daikhta reh jaatahai.....
phir thori dair mai rajeev bhi tayyar ho jaata hai....
phir amna dressing table kai saamnai aa ker make u ker rahee hotee hai toh rajeev ek diamond necklace amna ko pehnana shuru ker daita hai..... phir rajeev sheeshai per amna ko daikhta hai jis ka face sharam n khushi kai maarai lal ho raha hota hai...
amna: rajeev (rajeev ka haath pakar ker) icc sab ki kiya zarurat thee.... itnee mehngee saari kai baad itna mehnga necklace.....
rajeev: (wd lovly smile) icc ghar mai tum sai ziaada keemtee koi cheez hai.......
then..... phir.......... Jadu Ki Japiiiiiiiii..................
rajev: wo amna
amna: hmm
rajeev: bachon ko tayyar ker diya...
amna: abhi batay toh tha.....
rajeev; oh haan...
amna: rajeev ko chor ker).... acha maira gift....
rajeev: pehlai party shuru toh ho jae....
phir door bell bajtee hai n rajeev daikhnai jaata hai kai kon aaya hai.....
ok here i continue............
rajeev goes and check that who is at door ....he is surprise ...yet shocked ...and smile ...
rajeev: oh hi ....well ...come in plz
person: thanks ...i hope tum ko bura tu nahi laga ke main yahan aai
rajeev: i think ....app jis baat ko leker keh rahein wo strictly professional ..aur abhi is waqt app humarey guest ho ...
person: oh thank u ...u r very nice ...magar realize kerney main mujey deer lag gai
rajeev: its ok EKTA
ekta: thnx once again
rajeev: andar ayee ..wesey u r first one
ekta: oh ajj main time per phoonch gai ...
rajeev: so
ekta: nahi wo late aati hoon na ..importance jataney ke liya
rajeev: oh forget it
ekta: yes u r right
and they move inside ..now some one continue .............BHALOO CHALO SHURU HO JAO !
ok ab ekta mai aa gayi hai party main....aur ahista ahista baki saare friends wagheera bhiii......party has started.....
aamna kitchen main jaati hai.....
aamna: ufffff kahan se lagta hai ke aaj meri wedding anniversary haii..... .....ek toe rajeev ne yeh party rakh li aur main kaam kar kar thak gai hhoon....
tabhi rajeev kitchen mai aata hai....
rajeev: aare aamna sweeto tum yahan kya kar rahii hoooo......
aamna: rajeev jannu ....KAAAM KAR RAHII HOON
rajeev: acha baaba chilaati kyun hoooo......sun raha hoon......
aamna: rajeev main kaam kar kar ke thak gayii hoon aur tum yahan mazey kar rahe hooooo......dekho kya haalat ho gayi hai meriii.....theek se kisi se mill bhi nahi paiii.....
rajeev: haan toe millo na .....
aamna: kaam tum karoo ge.....kya zaroorat thi yeh party rakhne kiii......
rajeev: ek toe aaj ke din tum mujhse kych exciting expect karti ho......aur jab karta hoon toe.....taane sunno tuymhare.....
aamna: taane...nahi haqeeqat....aur maine tum se kuch expect nahi kiya tha......esp yeh toe bilkul nahi ke apni weddin anniversary ke din bartan dhoun....
rajeev: acha......ek toe tumhe mere pyaar ki koi kadar nahi haiii....aur jitnba karoon tumhare liye woh tumhare liye kum haii....
aamna: shut up raj...plzz mujhe akela choid dooo
rajeev: ohhh ab jab sachaiii samne ayii toe SHUT UP .....nahi honga....jo karna hai kar looo....
aamna drawer main se beelan nikalti hai aur rajeev ko maarne hi lagtii hai ke.....
GUESTS: arreeee yeh kya ho raha haiiii......
rajeev n aamna: wohhh kuuucchhh nahiii...bass....
GUESTS: haila ladte howee bhi kitne cute lagte hooo......tum dono.
ekta(thinkin): haan yeh toe hai...kyun maine rajeev ko serial se nikala.....agar aaj woh kth main hota...toe inke beech ladaii bhi romance nmain badal jaati aur ......trps bhi khoob miltein.....
rajeev: acha ab hum yahin kitchen main apni anniversary party manin geeee,.....
aamna: ohh haan ...chalooo...sab bahar aaoo....
evry1 is abt to leave whennnnnn.....aamna ko ek dum vomit aane ko kartii hai.....aur woh bhaag kar bathroom main chali jaati haii......
GUESTS: arre aamna ko kya howa.....
rajeev: wohi main bhi soch raha hoon.....
ok ab sab socho ke kya howa hai ....ok....aur agar pata chal jaye toe.....story cont. karoo warna phir main hi kardongiiii
f9........tou i'll continue.......rite now....itsjus da vomit part...baaqi....i'll continue in a few minzz.....!!
rajeev : (running towards da washroom).............aaamna kia howa.....???he den spreads his hand on her back...!!
(yaar.......i dont know.....who da guests r....so i m including baa)
baa.:isse kia pooch rahe ho.....itne saare bachon ke baad bhi kuch aqal nahiin aayee.....!!.....aamna maan(mother)...banne waali hai...!!
guests:wohooo........chearszzz......hip hip hurray..!!
rajeev:blushes
aamna:also blushes......n den mehak serves her water...n den dey take her 2 da room........!!
guests:teasing da couple ....!!
n both of dem blushing..!
(guys m so sorry 4 dis very stupid continuation as i hav direct landed on d alst page......so dont know da history......maybe.i can continue after saara again wid a better one )
ok now i start
then all the guest congrats rajeev & amna & they leave say goodbye to them. phir rajeev amna ke pass jate hia aur us ko hug kerta hia aur kehta hia oh amna i love u tum ne ajj mujhey buhat bari gift this hia aniversary per is se achi gift to ho nahi sakti aur sayad hi kisi wife ne apne husband ko anversary wale din aesa gift diya ho then he kiss her on forehead and again hug him say i love amna main bata nahi sakta k main kitna khush ho phir rajeev amna ko kehta hia tumhey kiya howa itni chup kyun ho tumhey khushi nahi ho tu amna kehti hai nahi rajeev aise koi baat nahi hia main khush ho laqin .... ab agey koi aur cont kery
lo areej sis ...aj se din main 25 ghante...ok.....24 bachon ke liye aur 25th aamna ke ;liye......wht say.....
OK LET ME CONT....
rajeev: aamna kya tum iss bache ko lekar khush nahi hoo....
aamna: arre nahi ....main toe bohat khush hoon tumse bhi ziyada,....
rajeev: achaa...phir theek hai.....lekin main tumse ziyada khush hoon....
aamna: ghalat main ziyada khush hoon...
rajeev: hehehe.....nahi main....
tab hi phone bajta haii...
rajeev: helo kon haii......
raj's mom: ullo ke patheee...apni maa ko nahi pehchanta...
rajeev: arre mama aap.....
mom: haan....
rajeev: kasie hain aap.....
mom: main theek hoon lekin main yeh kya sunn rahi hoon...
rajeev: ab kya howa mama
mom: tu PHIR se papa banne wala hai....aur main dadi
rajeev: OOH jee.... par aapko kaise pata...
mom: bewakoof.....saare media main khabar pheel hayii hai....ke rajeev aamna ka 5th BABY aa raha haiii....
rajeev: whttttt ...????
mom: haannn...acha ab zara aamna ko phone deena...
aamna: hello mummy jee....pailagoon....
mom: haan haan beti jeeti rahoo......acha congo....tum maa banne wali hoo.....
aamna: thank u mama..
mom: acha beeta ab tum loog iss ke baad bas bhi kaeroo
PAANCH BACHE kum nahi hote.....ab iss ke baad FULLSTOP ....plzz
aamna: jee mama jaisa aap kahin....
mom: acha ab main rakhti hoon.... apna khayal rakhna aur mere baki poote pootiyon ka bhii.....aur mere uss nalayak bete ko kehna ke tumhara achi tarhan khyal rakhe.....
aamna: jee mummy jee woh toe mera bohat khayal rakhte hain.....
mom: haan tabhi toe paanch bache ho gaye.....
aamna: jee kuch kaha aapne...
mom: arre nahi ....acha tum loog pna khyal rakhna...byeeee.....
aamna: byee mummy jee....
rajeev: kya howa .....mama bhi bohat khush ahi na.....
aamna: haan khush kee saath saath hairaan pareeshan bhii...
rajeev: arre woh kyun....
aamna: woh keh rahi thein ke 5 bache kum nahio hote aur iss ke baad FULLSTOP.....
rajeev: WHHTTT....FULLSTOP....NOOO...OOOOOOOO....aree mera toe poore 24 bachoon ka plan tha.....
aamna: ....24 pagal ho tumm....8 se direct 24 pe jump ......marr jaongii main....
rajeev: arre main tumhe aise hi thodi kuch hone dee sakta hoon
aamna:
rajeev: AWWWWWW my sweeto,jannu,darlin wife....cum here......
n then dey both hug each other..... JADOO KI JHAPHI.....
chaloo ab koi aur aage badhaooo.....
Warning Notice
Rajeev and Amna ko 1 year tak bacha paida kernai ki permission nahi hai..... ek saal mai 4 bohot hain.... according to rules 24 children bhi allow nahi laikin inn ko permission mil saktee hai... But on one codition kai agla bacha tab tak nahi hoga jab tak yeh 4 bachay 1 yr kai nahi ho jaatai... agar aisa hua toh Rajeev n Amna dono kai khilaaf sakht kaarwai ki jae gee...
Population Control Officer's signature Mohsin ul haque
COURT NOTICE....
ORDER ORDER......tamaam sabootoon aur gawahon ko madde nazar rakhte howe yeh adaalat iss nateeje pe pohanchi hai...ke MOHSIN UL HAQ.....JIN KO NAYA POP. CONTROL OFFICER APPOOINT KJIAY GAYA THA........in ko expell kiya jaata haiiii....hamesha hamesha ke liye....kyun ke ....yeh ek masoom bacha jo iss duniya main aay bhoi nahi hai uski jaan leena chahte hainn.......aur agar iss COURT ORDER ke issue hone ke baad bhi inho ne behass ki toe ......inhe dafa 302 ke tehed...umar kaid kaar di jaye giiii.......aur agar tab bhi nahi manne toe he shud be killed by meee
AFTER PARTY
amna: (kitchen sai) rajeev.... sab log chalai gai kiya..
rajeev: haan...
phir rajeev kitchen mai jaata hai
amna: mai bohot thak gayee hun ajj.... aaenda mujh sai puchai bagair party rakhi na toh....
rajeev: toh kiya....
amna:L toh kiyaa.... yeh tum achi tarha jaantai ho...
rajeev: acha amna ek baat kernee hai tum sai ...
amna: haan kero
rajeev: abhi Doctor Geeta ayeen theen..
amna: toh... kiun...
rajeev: wo baat zara sad see hai
amna: (look at rajeev) kiya...
rajeev: wo .... amna.... wo
amna: kiya ... batao na...
rajeev: wo actually.... unhon nai kaha hai kai actually yeh tumhara waham tha.... tum pregnent nahi ho...
amna:
rajeev: please sambhalo apnai aap ko.....
amna: mai nai toh sab ko bata diya....
rajeev: excuse ker lain gai na sab sai..... acha icc wakt so jao.... mai aaj bachon ko sula daita hoon...
amna: hmm
.................................
NXT MORNING
door knock hua.... rajeev nai khola
postman: sab yeh aap ki post hai
rajeev: itni subha subha.... kis ki hai
postman: pata nahi jee.... aap idhar sign ker do
then rajeev sign kerta hai
phir jab rajeev lrtter parhta hai toh kuch dair pareshaan ho jaata hai.... phir amna ko uthaanai jaata hai
rajeev: amna... amna....
amna: hmmm... kiya hai
rajeev: utho subha ho gai hai....
amna: (aankhain mal ker) time kiya hua hai....
rajeev: 8:30
amna: aisai kiya daikh rahai ho...
rajeev: yeh letter parh lo...
amna: kiya hai...
rajeev: yeh PC officer aaya hai koi naya.... uss nai yeah notice bhaija hai.... jis kai mutaabik jab tak bachay 1 year kai nahi ho jaatai.... hum 5th ko icc duniya mai nahi laa saktai... agar aisa hua toh action hoga hum per....
amna: acha....
rajeev: toh kiya socha hai....
amna: tum apni batao...
rajeev: maira bhi yahee khayal hai... kinki bachay abhi chotai hain... ek hota toh chalo koi baat nahi thee laikin ek saath 4 ko sambhalna tumhaarai liai icc tarha mushkil ho jae ga... phir ek saal ki toh baat hai..
amna: waisai rajeev ek baat kahoon...
rajeev: kaho na
amna: actually mai bhi tum sai yahee kehna chah 4rahee thee kai abhi 4 ko sambhaalna mushkil hai phir agar phir sai koi hone wala ho gia toh bachon ko kon kis tarha sambhaalai ga.... phir tum toh subha kai gayee raat ko ghar aatai ho... phir puja bhi Madras chali gai hai wapis... mai bhi yahee soch rahee thee kai ek saal ruk jaatai hain....
rajeev: laikin hamarai fans ki kiya hoga...
amna: jo hum chahain gai... wo bhi maan jaen.... wo bhi hamari prob samajh jaen gai...
rajeev: ok
kriti: awww awwwww
sahil: aww aww
rajeev: yeah lo... ab innn ko kiya hua..
amna: zaahir see baat hai... bachay uth ker rotai toh hain na.......
rajeev: ok mai kriti ko sambhaalta hoon tum saahil ko daikho.....
amna:theek hai.... rajeev
rajeev: haan
amna: aaj plz mat jaana
rajeev: kiun
amna: wo ghar ki safai bhi toh kernee hai
rajeev: ok jee.... jo hukm sarkaar ka.....
alright i am going to continue..
Raj:(yelling) Amna Amna...kahan ho tum...
Amna: aa rahee hoon..chilla kiyun rahay ho..
Raj: Woh Amna Kapray dhoonay hai..tu washing powder nahee mil raha...
Amna: oho..eik tu tumhari ankhein hain ya button..Saamnay tu para hai...
Raj:(sees it)..oh mil gaya...(and then trying to figure out how to run the washing machine..looks at Amna with confused expression )
Amna: Raj mera dimagh kharab ho gaya tha jo mein nay tum ko koi kaam kaha...tum mard bhi na koi kaam dhang se nahee ker saktay..ab jao jakay bachoon ko dekho
Raj:(Who is looking at Amna with a smile)Pata hai Amna tum ghussay mein bohat cute lagti hoo and tries to grab her
Amna: Raj kya ker raha ho hatto bachoon ne dekh liya tu..
Raj: Amna eik tu tum bhi na..koi na koi bahana kerti rehti ho
Amna: Aur woh jo letter aya hai PC dep. se Mohsin Ul Haq ka us kay baray mein socha hai..mujh se dur hee rahoo..werna dunoon jail mein chakki peesain gay..
Raj: Amna don't worry..mein nay sub pata ker liya hai..
Woh officer corruption kay ilzaam mein jail chala gaya hai..dosra officer ko bribe ker kay mein nay mana liya hai..ab koi tension nahee..
Amna: chalo acha hai...ab meri cricket team poori kernay ka sapna poora ho jaye ga..
Raj: Amna don't worry..mein nay sub pata ker liya hai..
Woh officer corruption kay ilzaam mein jail chala gaya hai..dosra officer ko bribe ker kay mein nay mana liya hai..ab koi tension nahee..
Amna: chalo acha hai...ab meri cricket team poori kernay ka sapna poora ho jaye ga..
................
thak thak thak
Mohsin: come in
Amna: hello
Mohsin: Hi
Amna: wo actually...
Mohsin: Plz have a seat...
then amna sit in chair...
Mohsin: now tell me... w? can i do for you..
Amna: kiya aap Mohsin hain...
Mohsin: i think mairai cabin kai bahar board per maira hee nam likha hua hai..
Amna: nahi nahi... actually maira matlab tha kai aap hee wo sahab hain jinhon nai aaj subha notification diya tha....
Mohsin: mai toh aaj na jaania kitnai logon ko notification bhaij chuka hun... aap kis walai ki baat ker rahee hai.... can u plz give me its serial number..
Amna: wo toh mai nai note nahi kiya... sahyad aap nai mujhai pehchana nahi.. mai amna shareef hun... Rajeeev Khandelwal ki wife...
Mohsin; ya ya i know...
Amna: toh phir ap ko toh pata hoga kai aap nai aaj morning time per humain ek notification bhijwaya hai...
Mohsin: actually madam baat yeh hai kai hamara idaara har roz bohot sai logon ko notification daita hai toh ab letters mai as a PC officer name toh maira hota hai laikin uss letter ko type kernai ka kaam mairi assistant Cuteareej ka hai.... uss ko pata hoga...
Amna: oh acha.. but
Mohsin: kiya..
Amna: abhi abhi toh mairai husband nai mujhai kaha kai aap ko jail mai daal diya gaya hai... curruption kai ilzaam mai..... or ab humain uss notification ko accept kernai ki zarurat nahi...
Mohsin: actually hua yeah hai kai mairi assistant nai aj galtee sai Mr khurana ka letter Mr Virani ko or unn ka letter Mr Khurana ko post ker diya... ici waja sai Unesif nai mujh ko call kiya... phir mujhai jawab talbi kai liai court bhi jaana para... maira lawyer mairai saath tha... hum nai saara maamla thek ker liya hai....
Amna: Oh its gud... but w? about ur assistant
Mohsin: wo toh jab sai yeah saari baat hui hai tab sai gayab hai... but u dont worry ... hamarai haath bohot lambai hain ... hum uss tak jald hee puhnch jaen gai...
Amna: Ok thx... nice to meet u
Mohsin: me too.....
Amna: bye... oh haan... w? abt notification..???
Mohsin: madam mai jaan sakta hoon kai aap kiya kehna chah rahee hain laikin hamari bhi kuch policies hotee hain... we know kai aap kai fans aap kai 5th child ka bari bai sabree sai wait ker rahai hain... laikin aap alredy 4 ko ek saath paida ker chuki hain... toh aap ko ab 9 months tak yeh iraada delay kerna hoga... phir hum aap ko clearence certificate issue kerain gai jis kai baad aap ko 5 baby allow ho jae ga... but just wait for 9 months..
Amna: ok thx .. khudahafiz
Mohsin: suneai...
Amna:jee
Mohsin:Rajeev ko maira salam kahiai ga...
Amna: jee zarur....
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Amna: (ghar per) rajeeeev.... rajeeeeev
Rajeeev: kiya hua... ab tum kiun chilla rahee ho....
Amna: wo notification aslee hee tha... mai nai abhi pata kiya hai....
Rjaeev: kiya...
then amna rajeev ko sab kuch batati hai plus yeah bhi kai jo bhi cuteareej kai baarai mai yunesf ko inform kerai ga usai 5000000000000 Rs milain gai... bcoz that girl is now wanted...
Rajeev: ohh....
Amna; waisai tumhain itni bhi kiya jaldi paree hui thee... 9 months ki hee toh baat hai...
Rajeev: (amna ka haath thaam ker) Jo hukm sarkaar....
............................................to b continued
Rajeev: Amna yeh baat kuch jammee nahee yeh Mohsin Ul Haq ne jo bhi kaha kuch khatak raha hai..
Amna: Haan Raj, sahee keh rahay hoay..mujhey woh banda kuch ghalat type ka lag raha hai...tehro mein us ki assistant ko phone lagati hoon..us ka number mein nay PC dept. se liye tha..
Raj: Haan yeh theek rahay ga...tum usi ko phone kero us ka naam he se woh mujhey saaf insaan lag rahee hai..
Amna: (calling) tring tring...
Areej:(on the other side)Hello..who is this??
Amna: Hey! this is Amna Shareef..i assume you know me..
Areej: Amna tum ho..mein Areej...remember hum college mein saath thay..
Amna: Areej tum!! ..how are you yaar?? long time no see..??
Areej: Haan yaar..bus mein abroad chali gayee thee further studies kay liye..aakay tum ko contact kerna chaha per tumnay ghar hee badal liya tha..
Amna: Haan i got married..acha tum se kuch zaroori baat kerni thee..woh Mohsin Ul Haq aur us ki notification kay baray mein..
Areej: Woh Mohsin..mein us kay liye kaam ker te thee..per jub se mujhay pata chala woh fraud hai..mein nay quit ker diya..
Amna: Lekin woh tu keh raha tha kay us pay jo ilzaam lagaye gaye hain woh sub ghalat hain..aur yeh sub misunderstanding mein hoa..
Areej: Nahee! Us ko bail mil gayee hai..kiyun kay us kay baray baray bhai logon se contacts hai..lekin abhi us kay saaray allegations clear nahee hoay hain..police abhi bhi us pe nazar rakhi hoyee hai..
Amna: Aur us ne jo notification bheja us ka kya..humaray khandaan pe paabandi laga raha hai woh..
Areej: Amna tum bhi na us ki baatoon mein aa gayee...asal mein us ki tum se poraani dushmani hai...woh bhi humaray college mein tha..and he used to like you!...per tum nay kabhi us ko ghaans nahee daali..
Amna: Acha tu yeh woh insaan hai..jo college mein mujhey seetiyaan marta tha...mein us ko dekh loun gee..
Areej: Okay! tum aur Raj fiker na kero...parliament of India ne yeh rule paas ker diya hai..kay ager koi family bachay afford ker sakti hai..tu us pey koi pabandi lagayee nahee jaa sakti..
Amna: thanks Areej!!!..mein abhi Raj ko yeh khush khabri sunaati hoon...bye
Areej: Bye dear..aur tum fiker na kero..mein is Mohsin ko wapis jail mein daal ker hee rahoon gee...u keep on making babies..
Amna: Raj..suna tum nay sub clear ho gaya hai..tum theek kehtay thay yeh Mohsin ul Haq sach mein fraud hee hai..he is my porana aashiq you know..isi liye yeh sub ker raha hai..
Raj: us ko tu mein dekh loun ga...meri biwi ko pareshaan kerta hai..aakhir bach ker kahan jaye ga..i am coming to get you Mohsin ul Haq...
to be continued ........
phir rajeev ko charha acha khaasa gussa kai mohsin ki itnee himmat...
phir rajeev amna kai saath police station jaata hai....
Rajeev: Hi inspector..
Inspector: hello
rajeev: ek complain likhwani thee...
insp: kis ki... n kiun
rajeev: PC officer Mr mohsin ul haq kai khilaaf
Inspt: but why?
phir rajeev inspector ko sab kuch batata hai.. plus amna bhi sab kuch batati hai kai aj kiya kiya hua....
inspctor: daikhiai... aap log jaantai nahi kai aap kis kai khilaaf complain likhwa rahai hain... Mohsinulhaque yahan ka jaani maani shakhsiat hai..
Rajeev: laikin uss ki itnee himmat kaisi hui kai wo mairi wife ko yeah sab kahai...
amna: rajeev... aaram sai pehlai inspector ki baat toh sun lo...
inspctor: daikhiai... aisa kertai hain kai hum mohsin or uss kai lawyer ko yaheen bulwa laitai hain....
then after sometime mohsin wd his lawyer is here in police station......
Mohsin: Hi all
Amna: hi
Rajeev: Hi
Inspector: hello
Mohsin: jee kahiai... aap nai kis kaam kai silalai mai mujhai bulwaya...
then inspector tells mohsin every thing...
Mohsin: mai amna jee sai kuch baat kerna chahun ga...
Insp: sure .. rajeev sahab aap zara dare ko bahar waiting room mai jaayai
Rajeev: ok
Mohsin: madam.... aap shakal sai parhee likhee dikhteen hain.... kuch samajhdaar bhi....
Amna: jee wo toh...
Mohain: laikin mujhai afsos sai kehna par raha hai kai mai nai ap jaisi bewakuf orat aj tak nahi daikhee...
Amna; jee...
Mohsin: jee haan.... aap sai mai nai kiya kaha tha kai areej ek mafrur larki hai jis ko saara police dept dhoond raha hai.... aap sai itna bhi na ho saka kai mujh ko atleast inform hee ker daiteen uss telephone kai baarai mai....
Amna: (confused) sorrry wo actually .. cricket team kai shok nai itna sochnai hee nahi diya kai...
Mohsin: inspector ab aap rajeev ji ko bulwa saktai hain...
then rajeev aata hai... phir inspector sab ko asal suratehaal ka batata hai... phir
Inspector: Mr Mohsin aap ko apnai office sai Miss cuteareej ki saari details laani hongee..
Mohsin: ok sir... wo mai sath mai lai ker hee aya hoon... kiunki abhi thori dare pehlai hee mujhai areej ka phone aaya jis mai wo mujhai black mail ker rahee thee kai agar mai nai usai kal tak amount na bhijwai toh wo amna ko or bhi galat salat patiaan parhaatee rahai gee....
phir saarai telephone exchange sai areej ki phone calls ka pata lagaatai hain jo kai ek flat sai aa rahee hoteen hain..
phir insp. rajeev n amna mohsinkai saath areej kai flat per chapa maartee hai...
door knok hota hai...
Areej: (andar sai) kon hai
Mohsin: mai hoon mohsin
Arej: saarai aa gaye kiya
Mohsin: saara intzaam rakha hai kiya..
Areej: haan
Insp: konsa intzaam mohsin sahab...
Mohsin: just wait n watch....
saarai ho jaatai hain pareshaan kai yeh kiya ho raha hai.....
then door khulta hai
sarai andar aatai hain but rajeev n amna shoked....
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heyyyyyy...........heyyyyyyyyyyyyy...............
andar sai sarai log wd clappping shor machanai lagtai hain....
rajeev n amna confused so much plus shocked too...
Rajev: what is this happening... yeh sab kiya hai Mohsin
amna: haan... hum toh areej ko arrest kernai aayee thay toh yeah sab .... itnai log kiun hain yahan....
then mohsin areej n insp. laughed a lot...
Areej: actually yeah toh saara maira mohsin n IF membs ka banaya hua ek drama tha aap ko yahan bulwanai ka....
Mohsin: exactly.......... ap nai apni marrige anniversry bhi mana lee wd 26 ppl n hum ko invite bhi nahi kiya tha na.... iss liai hum nai yeh saara drama kiya taakai aap kai sath party enjoy ker sakain...
Rajeev: (confused plus happy) woh to sab theek hai laikin yeah jo police station mai hua...
Inspector: (to mohsin) Sir jee mairee fees....
rajeev n amna more confused
Mohsin: ok baba... yeah lo.... gin lo ... purai 25 thousand hain.......
Inspector: jee thank u jee...
Areej: (shouted) Mohsin... yeah tum kiya ker rahai ho........
Mohsin: kiya hua...
Aeej: icc inspector ka bandobast mai nai kiya tha na...
Mohsin; haan toh....
Areej: toh yeah Mr duffer........ mairi icc sai 5 thousand mai baat hui thi or tum iss ko 25 thousand dai rahai ho....
Mohsin: kiya......
inspector ghabra jaata hai.........
insp.: wo wo... madam ... aap kiya keh rahee hain..... mairi toh aap sai 25 thousand mai hee bat hui thi.... mujh ko mairi wardee ki kasam mem saab
Aeej: acha... agar hum nai 25 thousand hee daina hota toh kisi aslee inspector ko na heir ker laitai...
insp.: jee nahi.... aap jhoot bol rahee hain ... mai nai ap sai 25 thousand mai hee baat ki thee...
Areej: yeah wardee ki kasam kisi or kai aagai khao.. yahan nahi..... barey aaye bhaarai ki wardee ki kasmai khaanai walai..... mai nai jab tum sai saaari deeling ki thi toh apni frnd amna sai sari video banwa lee thee.... kaho toh dikhaun......
Mohsin: yeah lo 5 thousand or jao....
insp.: acha jee..... bbye
Amna: rajeev.......... yeh sab... kiya ho raha........ hai
Rajeev: tum samjhee ho ya nahi ... mai nai jaanta amna... kiunki mai toh sirf icc wakt apnai fans kai mohabbat mai khoya hua hoon.... tum nai daikha nahi kai kis tarha inn logon nai hum ko yahan bulwaya.....
Amna: tum sai shaadi ker kai itnee akal toh aa hee gaye hai mujhai..... laikin bachay toh flat mai hain na.....
Rajeev: arey haan... bachay toh........
Areej: aap bachon ki fikr na kerain ... wo surakshit jaga per hain ... jahan unn ko koi disturb nahi kerai ga....
Rajeev: kahan?
Mohsin: gauuher(chocolate) kai pas or kahan.....
rajeev: gauher......... (shocked)
Mohsin: ghabranai ki koi zarayrat nahi... wo bachon ko sambhaal lai gee.... barnali bhi hai na uss kai pas....
Rajeev: laikin gauher toh....
Amna: yeh tum nai gauher gauher kiya laga rakhee hai rajeev
Areej: actually amna gauher rajeev ki net wife hai
Amna: kiya........................................................ ..............
amna: kiyaaaa......
rajeev thora sa ghabra ker mezbaanon ki taraf daikhta hai
areej: mohsin jao... amna ko bula lao
areej: actually amna wo asal baat yeah hai kai hum nai rajeev ki n gauher ki net marrige kerwai thee... just oon net not real...
amna:(to raj) itna sab ho gaya or tum nai mujhai bataya hee nahi....
rajheev: (ghabra ker) arey nahi wo tum galat samajh rahee ho .... sirf net marrige thee....
amna: laikin tum nai mujhai kuch bataya kiun nahi...
areej: 1 min 1 min... amna plz larai ghar jaa ker ker lana icc wakt toh party hai na...
AWWWWWWWWWWWWW........
areej: yeh aawaaz kahan sai aayee....
phir areej peechai daikhtee hai kai saara thora sa dur.. neechai giri hui hai.....
areej sara kai pas jaatee hai..
Areej:Kiya hua
sara: kuch nahi woh....... yeh daikho..
areej: haila.... sarah ... yeh tumne kiya kiya.... amna ka handycam tor diya..... wo aaye gi toh khub pitaaee kerai gee tumhaari....
amna: hi rajeev kiya haal hai... mohsin kab aaye yeh dono tum nai mujhai bataya kiun nahi...
Mohsin: bataya toh hai...
amna: tum bhi na bhaloo kai bhaloo hee raho gae...
Rajeev: bhaalo...
Mohsin: ammm.... kuch nahi.... amna tuum innn ko andar lai jao... mai zara areej ko daikhta hoon....
phir mohsin andar jaata hai jahan areej n sarah ek broken handycam ko lai ker baithai hotai hain...
Mohsin: yeah toh amna ka handycam hai na....
areej: haan... or icc nai hamari video bananay kai chakar mai icc ko tor bhi diya...
mohsin: sarah tum bhi kamal kertee ho
sarah: mai nai kiya kiya...
mohsin: areej abhi pata hai kiya hua...
areej: ab kiya hua...
mohsin: mai nai saarah sai kaha kai plates zara table per rakh do... inn madam nai kiya kiya... pata nahi kahan apna pair phasaya or plates samait gir gaiyee..
Areej: (shocking) plates ka kiya hua...
Mohsin: sab toot gayeen... or kiya hona tha...
areej: sarah...
amna: andar room mai aa ker... kiya ho raha hai tum teenon yaha kiun jama ho...
phir sarah kai hosh ur gayee... areej alag pareshaan hui... kiunki handycam icc wakt areej kai haath mai tha...
mohsin: ammm... ahem ahem... amna.. mai bahar ja ker logon ko sambhaalta hun tum inn ko daikho...
amna: haan theek hai jao.....
Guys mai nai thora sa change kiya hai kinki mujhia aaj 7 pm aaye thay kai mohsin can u plz add me... iss liai aagai saara tum log sambhaalo..... n amna... pehlai party ko toh khatam ho jaanai do..
OHHHH yaad aa gaya areej sisss.....
ok now da story continuessss.....
amna:ARRE areej yeh tumhare haath main kya haiii....
areej: nahi amna kuch nahiii.....acha bahar chaleinnn.....woh sab...
amna: nahi pehle yeh zara dekhana.....(aur amna areej se camera cheen leeti haii)..... yeh kya kiya tumne mere camera kooooooo......
areej: arre maine nahi saara...ne
amna: saara ki bachiiiii....main tujhe chodon gi nahiii.......
saara: yeh emotional melodrama band karoo.....ok...aur haan yeh mera camera haii....rona toe mujhe chahiyeee.....
amna: toe mera kahan haiiii.....
saara: yeh loo....yeh toe bach gaya ...lekin mainnnnn....ouch ....ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....
areej: kya howa saara....ouchhhhh....
saara: ab pata chala....
areej: haan hum dono ko dard howa.....(ok ppl saara n areej r twins)
saara: haan ....amna tum apna camera chodoo aur mujhe uthaooo.....aur bahar chaloo.....mere bhai bhabhi wait kar rahe hoonge.....aur woh mohsin pata nahii unka dimaag kha raha hogaaaa....
ok sab bahar hall main jaate hainnn......
rajeev: arre saara...areej...amna tum log kahan reh gaye theeee....
saara: kuch nahi bro....hum wohhh....khel rahe thee...kyun mohsinnnnn.....
mohsin: wohhhhh....haannn...woohhh....acha ab kuch khaya piya jayeeee....
rajeevaamna: haan haan chalooo....
THEN ALL SIX OF THEM PARTY....N MAKE THT NITE MEMORABLE.....
ok i m continuing ...and i m giving one year leep: kuch tu asar aaye ga mai ka ...
we see a big banglow near by sea veiw of mumbai (sorry i dont now wat u guys called it ..but i m posting my home pic )
well the camera enter in home ..and we find big hall ways ...a counter kitchen at one side ..and dinning hall along with it ...we see ..a stair case going on first floor ..the house is beautiful ..and completly have wooden floor and sliding doors joining rooms with other areas .........! we see amna who seems to be bit fatty working in kitchen ...rajeev sitting in launch watching tv ......then we see a kid running down from and about to slip as he was running rajeev run towards him ...and catch him before he sliped ............! rajeev screamed amna's name .........!
rajeev: amnaaaaaaaaaaaaaa amnaaaaaaa
amna: kya howa kyun ceek rahey arrahai thi na main ....
rajeev: kesi maa ho bachey paida ker liya dehaan nahi rakhsakti thi ...abhi ye gir jata yahan se
amna: oh mera bacha ....aur tum kya mujey taney martey rehtey ho ...ary ....tum bhi kesey baap ho pata hai bachey chootey hein magr itni bara stair ase banwadiya
rajeev:' kitni jhooti ho ....design tum ne khud hi tu pasand kiya tha
amna: haan haan ab tu tumey mujh main kharabiyaan hi dekhingi na .............
NOW SOME ONE CNTINUE !
ONE YEAR LATER(actually 9 mths...cont.4rm amana(cute) storyyy).
Rajeev :(widout realising)...haan haan bekaar ho gayii ho tummmm.....
Aamna: kyaaaaaaaa ....acha aisi baat hai toe yeh lo apne bache .....aur sambhalo inhe aur apne iss ghar ko jaa rahii hoon mainnnnn......lee aana kisi aurrr kooo......
rajeev: arre aamna sorry yaar ...ghalati se nikal gaya moo see......aur yeh lee aana kisi aur se kya matlaab....
aamna: ghalatiiiii......whteva....aise hi dil ki baat zuban par aajati haiiii.... ....aur haan kisi aur se matlab haiii ke ...le aana apne liye koi aur biwi aur apne bachon ke liye dosriii maaaa...... ....jaa rahii hon main ghar chod karrrr...
rajeev: WHTTTTTT ....DOSRI BIWI...wow ....tum ja rahi ho 4 a change....wow.....chaloo bachon...enjoy kareingeee....
4 kids: yes papa.....
aamna: (ek decoration piece utha kar rajeev ko martiihai)
rajeev: arre....(he catches it) shukar hai bach gaya....
BACHE: HOWZZZZ WAZ THT.....
aamna: maroongi tum sab ko bhiii.....
rajeev: arre kyun maasoom farishton par apna gussa nikal rahii hooooo....
aamna: 4get it....main ghar chod kar ja rahii hoon... (n heads towards da main door of da house....n outside)
rajeev apni char bachon ki fauj ke saath....uska peecha karta haiii....aur woh loog ghar ke bade se garden main aa jaaate hain.....
rajeev: aamna roko toe sahiiii....arre baat toe sunooo....
aamna: ...ab kehne aur sunne ko kuch baki nahi reh gaya.....jaane do mujhe.....
dosri taraf bache start to play wid da water pipe.....
rajeev: (aamna ka haath pakadta haii aur turns her around).....dekhoo baba .....main mazaaq kar raha thaaa....i am soryy....lo kaan bhi pakad leeta hoon....
aamna: rajeev iss baar koi maske baazi nahiii....(aur apna haath choda kar cha;lne lagti haii)..
rajeev:(in a serious romantic mood)....pulls her towards himself.....aur phir kya hona tha.....dono gir gaye coz of water all around..... ....aft er tht.....both lost in each others eyes....aur bache....un par paani pheek rahe hote hainnnnn....
(rajeev abt to give a kissyy to aamna)....when
aamna: uffff kuch toe sharam karooooo......sab dekh raheee hainnnnnnn.....
rajeev: dekhne doooooo
(aal da neighbours r watchin themmm....) 4rm deir balcony's.....
one neighbour: ooyyeeeee mamooooooo ......romance ghar ke andar jaaa ke kaarrrrrr.....yahan public place main nahiiiii.....
rajeev aamna get up....
rajeev: abbeyyyy jaaa raha hoon aur meri hi biwi haiiii.....kisi aur ki nahiiiii.....aur haan .....public place nahi humara hi ghar haiiii......
aamna: CHALOOOOOO.... (PULLS him n her fauj....n dey all go inside da house)
aallll da neighbours start to laughhhhh.....
ok ppl read n comment......aur haannnn......i will continue soo.....plzzz koi aur na kareee.....a surprise 4 u allllll.....plzzzzz
Rajeev saare bachon ke kapde badalta hai aur unheeeee......soolaa deeta haiiii....
u ppl wud be thinkin ke aamna ka kaam rajeev kyun kar raha haiiii.....arre she is PREGGIEEE.....REMEMBER...5TH....
rajeev: lo aamna tumhariii fauj toe sooo gayiiii......aur ....maine sabko change kara ke unhe khana bhi khila diya.....
aamna: thanku rajjj......ur so sweet....
rajeev: arre iss main sweet ki kay baat haii....ab tumhari aisi haalat hai toe itna toe kar hi sakta hoon na mainnnn......
aamna: rajeev tumhe iss baby ke aane ka bohat intezaar hai na.....
rajeev: HAAN...BAS KUCH DINNO KI BAAT HAI .....phir ek aur junoir rajeev khandelwal aa jaye gaaa
aamna: tumhe kya lagta hai .....ladka ho ga ya ladkiiiii.....
rajeev: hmmmmmmm ...do ladke hain aur do ladkiyan bhiii....iss baar....ladkii...hona chaiyee..... bilkul tumhari tarhannn.....
aamna: NAHIII MUJHE ladka chahiyeee.....tumahrii tarhannnn.....
rajeev: arre nahii ladkiii ho gii.....
aamna: ladkaaa..... warna meri cricket team ka kya hogaaa.....
rajeev: aare aamna aaj kal ladkiyan bhi cricket khelti hain.....hum mix team baniiyeinge......u noe trend change kareingeee
aamna: arre nahii.....meri betiyan cricket nahi kheleingiii......
rajeev: kheleingee...zamana badal chuka hai dear...
aamna: acha theek haii...lekin iss baar mujhe ladka chaiyeee......
rajeev: ladkii.....maine GOD se pehle hi deal karlii thii.....
aamna: nahii ladkaaa
rajeev: ladkiiiii.....
BEHEES ho hi rahi thiiii ke....achanak....aamna ko dard hota haiii......aur rajeev usse hospital lee jaata hai....aur bachon ko poonam ke hawale kar jata haii.....
HOSPITAL...
rajeev: arre saara woohhh aamna ki haalat ek dum kharab ho gayiiiii.....
DR.SAARA : ARRE bro dont worry main hoon naa...kuch nahii hoga aamna bhabhii koo ...
rajeev: plzzz jaldi check karooo usseee.....
DR.SAARA: sister .....foran jaa kaar DR.NIDA ko bolayeeee....plzzz hurryyyy....unse kahiye....emergencyy haiiiii......
rajeev: sab theek toe ho jaye ga na....
DR.SAARA: haan bhaii aap fikar mat karoooo.....ab hum O.T main jaa rahe hain...aaapko yahin wait karna hogaaaaaa.....
rajeev: par O.T main kyunnnnn.....
DR.SAARA: arree....khushkhabri anne walii haiiiii....
rajeev: WHTTTT
DR.SAARA: haannn....arre...dr. nida aap aa gayeinnn.....actuallyyy.....its an emergencyyyyy.....so iss liye aapko bolaya maine.....
DR.NIDA: HAAN HAAN koi baat nahi saara.....ab chaloo
OK AB AAMNA AUR DOCS O.T MAIN CHALE GAYEE AUR RAJEEV BAHAR WAIT KAR RAHA HAIII.....PAREESHAN.....
FINALLY DOCS CUM OUT AN GIVE RAJEEV GUD NEWSSSSS.....
DR.SAARA N DR.NIDA: CONGOOOOOO rajeevvvvv......TWINS HOWE hainnnnnnnnn
rajeev: whttttttttttt ; ; SAARA tum sach keh rahii hoo.....
DR.SAARA: haan bhaiiiiiii.....ek ladka aur ek ladkiii howe hainnnnn......JADOO KI JHAPPHIII
rajeev: arre yaarr sureee... wowwwwwwwwwwww....twins....
Dr.NIDA: jeeeee rajeev jeee.....aapki fauj main do aur bache shamil hoo gayeeeeee ......ab aap meri salaah maanein toe .....plzzzz FULL STOPPP.....
DR.SAARA: arre doc aap chodo na.,.....kyun saari planning par paani pheer rahii hoooooo......24 TARGET AHIIII .....HUMARA.....
rajeev:
DR.NIDA yeh sunn kar behoosh ho jaati hainnnn ......aur.....rajeev n saara aamna ke paas challe jaata haiiiii..... BABIES ko dekhne
OK PPL CONGOOOOOOO......6 BACHE HOO GAYEEE
AB KOI AUR CONTIONUE KAREEE.....
MOHSIN MAMOOO....AB CONT ....KAROOOO
Amna gets discharge from the hospital…..and both of them reach home with two more addition to their cricket team..
Rajeev: Amna tum ne soocho hai ke in dono ka naam kya rakhna hai..
Amna: Hmmm…mujhey tu Kasak lerkiyoon mein..aur Sharim lerkoon mein pasand hai..tum ko kaisa laga..
Rajeev: Amna..kya coincidence hai..mein ne bhi same name hee socahay thay..
Amna: Ab hum dono eik hee tu hain..tu humari sooch kaisay alag ho sakti hai..
Rajeev: Amna….mein roz God ka shukar kerta hoon..ke us ne tumhain meri life mein bheja…werna meri zindagi ka koi matlab koi maqsad nahee rehta..
Amna: Haan..mein jaanti hoon…meray baghair tum uth ker paani tu pee nahee saktay..zindagi guzarna tu bohat durr ki baat hai..
Rajeev: Kya yaar Amna..mein yahan romantic romantic baatein ker raha hoon..aur tum meri waat pe waat la gaye jaa rahee ho..
Amna: oho..sorry baba...tum tu shayad meray bina jee letay, per mein…tumharay bina mar bhi nahee paati…
Rajeev: (puts his hand on Amna's mouth) Tumhari her mushqil ke saamnay mein khara rahoon ga…ager maut ghalti se aana bhi chahay tu ussey pehlay mera samna ho ga…
(Amna looks at Raj with tears in her eyes and Raj wipes off Amna's tears)
"Jiya na jaye ..teray bin saathiya ..
Yaadon mein tu hai Raat din saathiya.."
(Lost in each other eyes…couldn't think of anything but each other being in this position foreva…..
They suddenly get back into reality when they hear some noises….it's Kajal and Sahil fighting..ripping each others hair off )
Kajal: Muummmmmmyyyyy…Dekho bhai ko..us ne mera chocolate le liya..
Sahil: Nahin mummy…mein ne nahee liya..yeh mera chocolate hai..yeh jhoot bol rahee hai..(jhoota )
Amna: SAHIL, KAJAl…let go off each other…itni si baat pe tum log ler rahay ho..ghar mein aur chocolate nahin hai kya?
Kajal & Sahil: (together) Mummy saari chocolate tu papa ne kha lee…
(Rajeev…having this I dunno what they are talking about look on his face)
Rajeev: Amm… Amna…mein ne nahee khayee hai…yeh log apni jaan bachanay ke liye aisa keh rahay hain..Kajal, Sahil..tum logon ko tu mein abhi bata ta hoon…chalu bhaago yahan se..
Amna: Rajeev..is ghar mein bachchoon ki kami hai kya..ke eik tum bhi..
Rajeev: uff..!! zara si chocolate hee tu khayee hai…aur tum jo mera dimagh khaati hoo..us ka kya…
Amna (runs off after Rajeev): RAJEEV….i will kill you…
(They both run into a room…and the door gets shut..ab ander kya hoa..yeh tu Raj aur Amna hee jaanein )
Rajeev and aamna were fighting on something and one for their child started to cry
Amna:rajeev tum kaise baap ho apney bache ko rula diya nah
Rajeev:tum mujhay har waqt tanay kyun maarti ho
Aamna:theek hai main tum say baat nahiin karti
Rajeev: theek hai main bhi tumsay baat nahiin karoon ga
then after a while rajeev got ready to go to the gym and aamna was wiht her children
aamna:rajeev tum abh kahan jaa rahey ho
rajeev:main gym jaa raha hoon
aamna got angry and went after him rajeev was doing some excersices and a girl comes to him
girl:hi handsome aap yahan akailay kyun hain ????????
Rajeev looked at aamna looking at him and at tht girl
Rajeev: ji main yunhi khair aap toh bauhat smart hain aur kafi attractivebhi hain???
Aamna gets angry at this and goes inside the gym and says to girl tht yeh 6 bachon baap hainm aur main inki patni hoon
Girl: never mind main toh inkon dekh rahi hoon mjhay ap say kiya karma hai agar yeh 10 bachon k baap bhi hotay toh mujhay koi problem nahiin hai
Aamna gets really angry at this and finally says sorry to Rajeev and then he even says sorry and they both hug and after some time amna asked Rajeev tht Rajeev tum nain uss ladki ko yeh kaha tha k who bauhat attractive hai aur bauhat smart bhi kya who mujh say bhio zyada hai
Rajeev: nahiin main toh sirif tumhain jealous karnain k liye who kah raha tha and tum say zyada koi smart aur attractive nahiin ho sakta
And they both hug again
IT'S A SUNDAY MORNING N RAJEEV DOES'NT HAS 2 GO FOR SHOOTING AND RAJEEV AND AAMNA R HAVIN TEA)
Rajeev:Aaj chai bahut achi bani hai
Aamna:Roz aisi hee chai mein banati hoon to aaj alag kyun?But anyways thnx.
(SUDDENLY TRING.....TRING......THE PHONE STARTS RINGING)
Aamna:tum roko main phone uthati hoon.HELLO........
KAUN?????????
Raj's mom:Mummy
Aamna:oh....payee lagooooo mummy ji
Rajee apne chair se uth jata hai
Aamna:Kaisi hain aap??
Mom:thik hoon.maine suna ki tumhare twins hue hain??
Aamna:ji aur humne to naam bhi rakh liya....ladki ka naam kasak aur ladke ka sharim.
Mom:tum log saare kaan kuch jaldi nahi karte?
Aamna:ji?
Mom:kuch nahi.Acha saare bache kaise hain??
Aamna:ji thik hain
Mom:Rajeev ko dena..
Aamna:ji.....Rajeev lo
Rajeev:main HELLO.....
Mom:beta
Rajeev:namaste
Mom:khush raho aur aur bache mat paida karo
Rajeev:ji?
Mom:Kuch nahi.Acha suno hum kal aa rahe hain aapne naye poti aur pote se milne.Thik hai?
Rajeev:Kya?
Mom:kya?
Rajeev:a...aa...kuch nahi maine kaha jaisi aapki marzi.
Mom:Acha ab mein rakhti hoon apna,aamna ka aur mere sare pote potiyon ka khayal rakhna,thik hai?
Rajeev:ji, bye.huuuuuuuuhhhh
Aamna:kya hua?
Rajeev:wo kal mummy aur papa aa rahen hai
Amna:Kya??mummy aur papa ji aa rahe hain?
Rajeev:haan
(THEN THEY BOTH GO UP)
The next day has cum and rajeev and aamna r waiting 4 their mom and dad 2 cum.
The Khandelwal family sit in the car and Rajeev starts driving
Aamna:Rajeev dheere chalou.
Rajeev starts driving walking speed.
Aamna(frustrated):RAJEEV
Rajeev:Kya?Tumne hi to kaha tha ki main dheere chalou, so here u go.
Aamna:Main jar rahi hoon.
Aamna takes kajol, sameer, and kriti and starts walking, but Rajeev winks at his kids.
Aamna to kids:Chalo backo, tumhare papa to nahi ut rahai ga to hum chala jatai hai....
Kids look at their dad.
Aamna:Papa ko kyun dek rahai ho?Idhar ao mairai pas.
Kids still look at their dad.
Aamna:Ok, tum logon se kio nahi ar raha, main hi jar rahi hoon.
Rajeev:(starts singing SUn zara )
Then he says sorry to Aamna, Aamna comes back...
Then they drive to Food Basics(Grocery store)
They buy everything they need to.
When they come to pay all their stuff...
Aamna:Rajeev main pay karti hoon.
Rajeev:Aamna, Im the rich one.
Aamna:What?
Rajeev:Kya
Aamna:kya
Rajeev:Ok, main hi pay karta hoon...
Aamna goes and starts putting the food in the plastic bags...
Rajeev:Aamna tum ye kyun kar rahi ho?
Aamna:Why, dont I have the right to do it...??
Rajeev:YOUR NOT RECYCLING
Rajeev takes out Wal mart bags from his pocket, use this, then he takes out Sears, Zellers, Pharmaplus bags
Aamna is sooooooo embarrassed....
Aamna:Rajeev tum kya kar raha ho?
Rajeev and Aamna are fighting when all of the sudden, the cashier says NEXT
Aamna and Rajeev put all their stuff in the cart.
And then put it in their car.
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