Remixed Dialogues V

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Kashish: Oh God! Mera Sujal Kahan gaya? Pehle aur kahin nahin to baarish me to mil hi jaya karta tha par ab to baarish me bhi nahin hai! Please God please!!!!!!!!! Mai ab us Tusshaar ko aur nahin jhel sakti

(No offence to Gurpreet's Fans)

Sujal: Dekho Piyush! Mai tumhe ek baat saaf-saaf bata dena chahta hoon. Is ghodi par mai tumhe ab ride nahin karne doonga! Ye mera aakhri faisla hai.

Piyush: Par meri baat to su………

Sujal: Kuch nahin sunna mujhe! Samjhe tum! Ye vohi ghodi hai jisper chadhkar tum Kashish ke ghar tak baarat lekar gaye the, aur ek din isi ghodi par chadhkar mai Kashish ki doli lene jaaonga aur tum mera kuch nahin bigaad paaoge

Aamna: Tum upper ky dekh rahe ho?

Rajeev: Nahin vo mai dekh raha tha ki tumhaara khaas friend kahin dikhayi nahin de raha!

Aaman: Par mujhe to tum saaf-saaf dikhayi de rahe ho!

Rajeev: Arre mai nahin!

Aamna: To kaun?

Rajeev: Gurpreet Singh!!!!

Aamna: Don't talk to me now! Stupid!

Rajeev:😆

Rajeev: Ye dekhiye meharbaan kadradaan! Mai hoon Rajeev Khandelwal aur ye meri

photo hi mera CHUNAO CHINH hai! Vote daalna mat bhooliyega for the "Hottest/Best T.V. Personality of the Year"! Mai vaada karta hoon ki aap logon ko entertain karne me koi kami nahin chodoonga aur apne fans ke support ki hamesha izzat rakhoonga!

Aamna: Off Oh! Ye maine kya kar diya? Mai bhi na! Ab kya hoga, mai kya karoongi

Rajeev: Par tu itni pareshaan kyon ho rahi hai Aamna? Aisa kya ho gaya?

Aamna: Maine decide kiya tha ki mai Khull Ja Sim Sim ke set se mtching BLUE dress pehen kar aaongi, par galati se ye red/orange dress pehen aayi! Ab kya hoga Rajeev!

Rajeev: By God Aamna, you are too much!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Kya hoga is ladki ka!!!!

Aamna: Namaste everyone! Lag rahe hai naa hum dono hamesha ki tarah superb! To kya hua ki aaj humne kabhi matching kapde nahin pehne…….

Rajeev: Candle-light dinners pe nahin gaye……..

Aamna: Ek doosre ko hamesha rulaaya………..

Rajeev: Aapne pyaar par shuru-shuru me bharosa nahin kiya……….

Aamna: Par humaari USP ye hai ki humne Thoda sa Pyaar hua hai gaane me aur dream romances me koi kasar nahin chodi

Rajeev: So please, please, please vote for us

Aamna: Rajeev! Mai tumhaare pair par chadh gayi thi, Sorry darling

Rajeev: It's all right sweetheart, actually mujhe itna overreact nahin karma chahiye tha. Aakhir mujh jaise fit n fine ladke me 50 Kgs sehne ki himmat to honi hi chahiye

Aamna: Kya??????????? Mai aur 50 Kgs?????????? Thehro tum, Tumhe to abhi batati hoon!

Rajeev (In his mind): Uff oh!!!!!!!!! Mai late kyon ho gaya? Aamna to full gusse me baithi hogi aur khoob daantegi mujhe………Kya karoon, kya karoon! Jaldi ready ho ja Rajeev beta varna tu to pita aaj!!!!!

Visaal: Sharin! tumhe pata hai, papa hum dono ki shaadi kabhi nahin hone denge kyonki unhe lagta hai ki tumhaari height thodi choti hai

Sharin: Humaara pyaar ke beech kya meri height deewar banker khadi hogi Visal? Aur vaise bhi, mai tumse to lamba hoon na!

Visal: Haan Sharin! Par unhe unki height se matching height vala ladka chahiye mere liye!

Sharin: Kamaal hain tumhaare papa, shaadi unhe karni hai ye tumhe?????

Rajeev: Aamna aao keekli khele

Aamna: To phir chalo centre stage aur mujhse keekli me jeet kar dikhaao!

Rajeev: Tumhe hara na diya to mera naam Rajeev Khandelwal nahin

Aamna: Dekhenge…

Rajeev: Dekh lena…….diljaaniyaa

Rajeev: Mmmmmmm! Ye muffler kuch ajeeb sa nahin lag raha? Pata nahin aajkal MASI ko kya ho gaya hai, mere liye to kuch ajeeb-ajeeb kapde design karne lagi hain. Aamna ki dresses par itna time spend karti hain ki mere liye design karne ka time hi nahin milta inhe! Shukr hai ki mai yahan zyada din aur nahin hoon, nahin to na jaanne kya-kya pehenna padta! Uff!!!!!!!!

Aamna: Rajeev kya kar rahe ho! Jaldi se kiss karo aur shot khatam karo, Mujhe kuch-kuch ho raha hai

Rajeev: Shhhhhhhhhhh!

Aamna: Kya hua?

Rajeev: Kiss abhi nahin karni hai.

Aamna: To phir?

Rajeev: Abhi peeche se pankha chalega, tumhaare baal udenge tab kiss karni hai. Till then control yourself. Bhai kya karein! Ladkiyon pe mera kuch aisa hi asar hota hai!

Aamna: Shut-up! Faaltoo ki dialogbaji band karo please!

Archie: Sujal! Tum jaa bhi rahe ho?

Sujal: Tumne kya socha ki mai raat bhar yahin rukoonga?

Archie: Nahin! Mai jaanti hoon ki tum sirf Kashish se hi pyaar karte ho par mai to tumhe sirf ye kehna chahti thi ki vo saamne table par jo chintoo candy padi hai, vo tum mujhe pass kar do

Sujal: Archie! Ye vohi chintoo candy hai na jo mujhe dukaandaar ne change ke badle di thi jab ek baar hum saath me ice-cream khaane gaye the….

Archie: Aur maine ye chintoo candy tumse cheen kar kaha tha ki ye mere paas tumhaari nishaani banker hameshaa rahegi

Sujal: Tumne ise aaj tak sambhaal kar rakha hai Archie?

Archie: Haan Sujal! Par aaj mai ise kha jaoongi kyonki tumhare mere paas vaapas lautne ki umeed bhi ab khatam ho chuki hai……

Varun: Roma…Roma….Tumhe kuch nahin ho sakta Roma…….Tum mujhe chod kar nahin jaa sakti Roma…..Roma

Roma: Nahin Varun! Mera waqt ab aa gaya hai.

Varun: Please aisa mat kaho Roma! Ab to mai vapas Sujal banke Kashish ke paas bhi nahin jaa sakta kyonki vo tusshar ko hi asli Sujal maankar uski ho chuki hai aur ACP Prithviraj ki to koi g/f ya wife hai hi nahin…….Please Roma mujhe chod kar mat jaao…….Please Roma……….Romaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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Garima

garima wah maza aagay ...... welll done ..... 👏....sabse acha barish wala aur roma wala aur kiss wala laga mujhe .....its really nice.... 😉

garimaaaa wow!!they r superb....umm....i cant choose...all were excellenty excellent 😆.....yaar i cudn't stop laughing 😆

👏 👏 maaza aah gaya
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