Caution: Do not eat or drink while reading and avoid other audience if you don’t want to be admitted to a mental hospital.
Mr.Sanskaar ka Besharam Hormones
Shashank in their room with Appu: Apurva, humne maan liya ki hum dono ek dusre se pyaar karte hai. Toh ab hum asli narva-bayko bane kya? Tumhare madhuchandra ritual bhi toh pending hai na?
While Appu stays silent, Shashank goes close and starts making out with Appu and is unbuttoning his shirt when he hears another voice.
Kukki (from outside the room): Arey thoda zor se bholo…hume kuch sunai nahin de raha hai! Ya phir, window kholdo aur hum khud dekh lenge!
Shashank: What the ****? DADA!!!!!
Shashank opens the door and pushes past the Kukki gang who are frozen looking at Shashank with his unbuttoned shirt and was that lipgloss on his lips???? He runs down the stairs towards the living room looking for DK when he finds him there with the rest of the family.
Shashank: Dada, Kukki gang ka kuch toh karo…Yeh log mujhe Apurva ke paas bhi nahin jaane de rahe hai!
DK and VB were looking horrified at their favorite son while the ladies were covering their faces with their hands and pallus to cover their blushing red faces. Kukki gang runs down to join the scene with Appu shyly standing behind them, for once absolutely silent and hiding.
Shashank: Ha, dekho yeh log bhi aagayi. In logon ko kamre ki koi zaroorat nahin hai. Kyunki hamesha mere kamre ke baar hi rehte hai.
Kukki: Shashank tum esa kyu bol rahi ho? Hum toh humare hero aur heroine keliye sab kuch karte hai na?
Shashank: Tum toh kuch bholo hi mat Kukki! Dada, mujhe Apurva ke saath kuch din keliye bhaar jaana hai, humare honeymoon pe, aur iss bar AKELE!
Dada comes out of his shock hearing about expense: KYA? Honeymoon, phirse? Paisa kya jhada lagtat?
Shashank: Meri award ki 5 lakhs use kardo Dada, lekin mujhe apni bayko ke saath akele rehna hai. Ya toh hum log chalte hai ya phir tum sab kuch din kahi ghoomne chale jao aur hame akele chodho.
Kukki: Arey Shashank, sab saath mein chalte hai na! Ek aur family honeymoon picnic pe! Aur vese bhi Appu toh hamare saath bahut comfortable hai. Aur tum bhi esa kya karogi jo hum nahin ho sakthe aas paas?
Shashank fed up with them says ok and grabs the hiding Appu from behind everyone and starts making out with her in front of everyone! The whole family stands shell-shocked with gaping mouths for a whole minute and when they start to notice his roaming hands, they all blush and run out of the room to pack their bags. Don’t know where they will go, but where ever it is, it will be away from the Kanitkar’s most sanskaari beta.
Sanskaar jaye baad mein, Khadus toh apni hi masti mein!!!
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