Originally posted by: Chinmayi18
Epi - 7 (Shappu's first meeting 🤣)
Shashank and Kukki Sumi ki shadi ka wedding card / invitation dene Dr. Koushik ke ghar aaye hai
Ghar par sirf Appu hai aur wo hall me loud music lagakar exercise kar rahi hai
Kukki door 🔔 bajata hai
A : ( use lagta hai ki kamwali auntie aayi hai) mavshi.. door open hi hai andar aa jayiye.
Kukki : 🔔 ki aawaj achhi hai
S : Kya fayda? Door open kiya kisi ne? Aur ek bar tum 🔔 bajao
Kukki : door open karke dekhta hai
S : kukki ye kya kar rahe ho bad manners
Kukki : princess andar dance kar rahi hai
S : kya?? Guests ko aise darvaje par khada karke dance kiya ja raha hai Wah!! Ye kaisa behavior hai 😡
Kukki : tum gussa kyu ho rahe ho? Princess ka dance hone ke bad wo door open kar degi na
S : tum 🔔 bajao..jabtak door open nahi hota tabtak 🔔 bajate raho
Kukki firse bell bajata hai
A : (irritate ho jati hai) Are yaar! Ye Mavshi hi hongi pakka 😡inhe kitni bar samjhaya hai maine ki jab bua ghar par na ho tab directly andar aa jayiye, muze disturb mat kariye bell bajakar. Sunti hi nahi hai.. Ye aise nahi manegi inhe to mai dekhti hu aaj
Gusse me danda lekar Appu directly door open karke marne lagti hai 2 minute ke liye shashank aur kukki dar jate hai. Kukki to shashank ke pichhe chhup jata hai 😂 Shashank to aise shocked hokar dekhta hai Appu ko jaise 2021 me 🦖 dekh liya ho 🤣
Appu dande se marne hi wali hoti hai shashank ko par doormat me pair atak kar wo directly shashank ke arms me gir jati hai aur uske hath ka danda kukki ke hands me gir jata hai ( so funny 🤣🤣)
girne ke bad Appu shashank ke shoulders par aise aaram se rest kar rahi thi jaise lifelong wahi sone ka irada ho 🤭
A : dur jakar.. Kon ho tum dono? Aur andar kaise ghuse ? Watchman..
S : ek minute, hum watchman se permission lekar hi andar aaye hai.. Ghuse nahi hai! Hum yaha..
A : Chanda (donation) mangne aaye ho na? Bilkul bhi nahi milega samjhe
S : nahi hum Dr. Vartak se milne aaye hai
A : appointment li hai
S : hum patient nahi hai unke fir appointment kyu?
A : patient nahi ho, to yaha kyu aaye ho??
S : kamal hai aapki.. Doctor se sirf patient hi mil sakte hai kya?
A : Mai kisi bhi rah chalte ko apne ghar me entry nahi deti
S : ye tarika hai kya aapka guests se bat karne ka?
A : Mai aapko janti bhi nahi hu ! To aapke sath achha behave kyu karu? Sweetly talk kyu karu?
S : sweetly talk karne ki jarurat nahi hai but atleast thoda achhe se sanskaro ke sath to bat kar sakti hai na aap
A : aap kehna kya chahte hai mai Asanskari hu 😡who are you? This is my house! And I'm Apurva Vartak!! Mere hi ghar me aakar aap meri hi insult kar rahe hai how dare you?
S : aapke ghar guests ka welcome aise karte hai, ye pehle pata hota to hum yaha aate hi nahi. Clinic chale jate
A : Hmm.. Whatever!!
Kukki : shashank tum ruko jara mai handle karta hu.. Hello beta how are you 🤗 ye lo (danda) tumhari personal property. Ghar me koi hai maa.. Papa.. Dada.. Dadi.. Nana.. Nani.. Panjoba.. Khapar Panjoba..
A : Khapar what???
Kukki : Khapar what nahi. Khapar Panjoba (great grandpa) ruko mai sikhata hu. Bolo Khapar
A : Khapar..
Kukki : pan
A : pan
Kukki : joba
A : joba
Kukki : very good aa gaya tumhe 👏ab pura bolo ek sath Khapar Panjoba
A : OK, Khapar.. Pan.. Joba
Kukki : do tali ( Appu bhi tali deti hai excitement me )
Shashank be like : ye dono pagal mental hospital se bhagkar aaye hai
A : ek minute, pehle bataiye ki aap yaha kyu aaye hai.. Kya kam hai
Kukki : Ghar me koi senior nahi hai kya beta
A : no! Agar koi hota to muze yaha nahi aana padta door open karne ke liye apni exercise beech me chhodkar... Ek to aap dono ne muze disturb kiya hai OK
S : kukki.. Chalo na ab bahut hua
Kukki : meri bat suno Dada kaka ne kya bola tha..
A : excuse me.. Kukki..
Kukki : coming.. Coming ruko. Shashank Mai akela hi kyu bolu tum jao.. Jao jakar invitation card do
S : ye Sumi.. I mean meri sis ke shadi ka invitation card hai. Shadi me jarur aana with family
A : Ye invitation card aap mail kar sakte the, Currier kar sakte the. Aapko yaha physically aane ki kya jarurat thi??
S : kyunki yahi hamari reet hai.. Parampara hai. Invitation dene hum khud jate hai personaly. Aap apne papa ko bata dijiye wo samjh jayenge.. Kyunki woh aapke jaise nahi hai
A : matlab 😡 aap kehna kya chahte hai? Aap jante bhi hai kya muze?
S : aur janna bhi nahi chahta! Chalo kukki.
A : aatti (bua) aa gayi meri!
Sarika aattya sabka intro karwati hai : Appu, ye Dr. Shashank Kanetkar hai bahut bade scientist hai
A : scientist aur ye 🤭chehre se lagta bhi hai kya ye scientist? Copy karke pass hua hoga pakka 🤣
Sarika bua : chup raho tum. Aap Chaliye na andar
A : Aatti😡kyu?
S : it's OK. Waise bhi hum jaldi me hai fir kabhi (Sarika bua se achhe se bat karke shashank and kukki chale jate hai)