Epi - 115 ( poor shashank 🤭)
Shashank ko bedroom me dekhkar kukki gang drama start kar deti hai
Kukki : Are shashank tum yaha??
A : dekho na ye mere room me ghus gaya hai
S : ek minute, tumhari room! Ye mere room hai, aur khud ke hi room me mai chor kaise ho sakta hu?
Amey : kukki samjha Karo, wo apni wife se milne aaya hoga
Kukki : I know tumhari nayi nayi shadi hui hai, par abtak pooja nahi hui hai na. Thoda control kar lo shashank
S : Are aisa kuch bhi nahi hai
A : nahi aisa hi hai. Iska hath mere gale ke pas tha, shayad ye mera gala dabane..
S : aap sab iski bat mat suno ye ladki crack hai. Tum mera hath chhodo pehle
A : nahi chhodungi! Tumne muze crack bola😠! ha hu mai crack.. Aur wo Shisht.. Dhadam Dhudum sab kuch mai hi hu. Fir bhi tum kyu aaye mere pas
Mansi : ye mai kya sun rahi hu Dever ji???
S : aap to chup hi rahiye bhabhi ! Aapne khud muze force kiya tha ye kehkar ki Appu soyi hai 1 hour nahi uthne wali, jakar change Kariye fresh ho jayiye
Amey : meri wife ko kuch mat bolna tum
Mansi : koi bat nahi mai Dever ji ki situation samjh sakti hu. Par muze ye nahi pata tha ki bedroom me aakar unki niyat badal jayegi 🤣
Kukki : shashank are pooja nahi hui hai abtak kya tum bhi
S : Are muze pata hai ki abtak pooja nahi hui hai. And I know ye sab trap hai aap sab ka banaya hua
Amey : shashank tum ye kya bol rahe ho. Hum aisa kyu karenge? Aur tum koi tiger ya lion ho jo hum tumhe trap karenge
Kukki : kya Amey tum bhi shashank tiger hai?
A : nahi!
Kukki : lion hai
A : bilkul bhi nahi😅
Kukki : Are ye to chhota sa bakra hai Dada kaka ka
A : what?
Amey : baby 🐐 🤣
Kukki : kya hua mere baby goat
S : aap sab janbujkar muze us bat ke liye blame kar rahe hai, jo maine kiya hi nahi
Amey : chal jhuthe, Mai to tumhe sidha sadha bhola bhala ladka samjhta tha. But tumne to first night ko hi directly wife ka hath pakad liya
Kukki : dekho abhi bhi dono kaise hath pakad kar chipak ke khade hai
S : Are maine nahi pakda hai iska hath, ( Ag bai tu sod g🤭) plz Apurva leave my hand
A : no, mai nahi chhodne wali!
Kukki : shashank pooja nahi hui hai abtak...
S : Are bas bhi karo! Muze yad hai ki kal pooja hai. Mai sirf uska blanket thik kar raha tha. Aap log is bat ko seriously lijiye plz
Amey : hum sab bhi seriously hi bol rahe hai
Mansi : aisa tha to aap muze ya fir Sumi ko bolte hum kar dete Appu ka blanket thik
Amey : kya hua hoga, ye blanket thik karne gaya hoga. Tab Appu sote hue cute doll lag rahi hogi is liye ye behek gaya
S : suno Amey Dada, sote hue ye Shisht cute hi lag rahi thi... But but.. Uthne ke bad jo chillane lagi uske bad iska avtar dangerous tha. Aur tum chhodo mera hath
A : nahi chhodungi bola na 😠
Kukki : dekha Amey isne accept kiya ki Appu sote hue cute lag rahi thi, is liye iske dil me - kuch kuch hota hai 😂
S : 😠 ab muze aap sab ke sath arguments karni hi nahi hai, Mai ja raha hu ( Dada kaka and Mai enters) Dada kaka ke samne to atleast hath chhod do mera tum
A : no
Mai : Kya hua Appu tum chilla kyu rahi thi chor chor karke
Dada kaka : shashank tum yaha kyu ho aur Apurva ne tumhara hath aise kyu pakad kar rakha hai
A : Mai batati hu Dada kaka, ye mere room me ghus gaya pehle to, aur uske bad iska hath mere gale ke pas tha aise.. Ye mera gala..
Dada kaka : Aaj hi shadi hui hai tum dono ki.is ghar ke kuch rules hai.kal pehle pooja hogi bad mai baki sab
S : nahi Dada kaka aisa kuch bhi nahi hai, aapko MU hui hai. Mai sirf iska blanket thik kar raha tha bas. Par ye in sab ke sath milkar kuch bhi bol rahi hai muze fasane ke liye. Tum mera hath chhodo pehle
A : nahi!! ( Appu be like - ye hath muze de de khadus 😅)
S : Dada kaka you know na ki ye ladki to hai hi Jhagdalu, ise kuch psychological disorder hai 🤣
A : OK muze hai psychological disorder, par tum to scientist ho na, clever gold medalist scientist! To tum kyu aise paglo ki tarah behave karte ho.
Mai : achha ab bas hua, shashank tum babi aattya ke room me jakar rest karo, aur Appu tum yahi so jao. Kal jaldi uthna padega pooja hai.
A : Mai nahi karungi pooja, isne shadi me Aliking ritual complete nahi kiya hai. Pehle wo complete karo fir pooja
Dada kaka : "Aliking ritual " ye kya hai??
A : Are Dada kaka ye shadi ka last ritual hai, important ritual hai. Isme muze khadus ke feet touch karne the jo maine kiye, Uske bad ise muze Aliking dena tha jo isne muze nahi diya na 😠 ab hum sab ka bhala nahi hoga 😔
Mai : Appu beta aisa koi ritual hi nahi hai.
S : kyu kukki gang aap bata rahe hai ya mai batau ki ye invention kisne kiya hai
Kukki gang : hame kya pata, hame to kuch bhi nahi pata 😂
A : Are kukki tum itni jaldi kaise bhul gaye, tumne hi bataya tha muze Aliking ritual ke bare me. Shadi ke mandap me ( bahut sochne ke bad Dada kaka samjh jate hai ki wo Aliking nahi Aalingan (hug) hai aur haste hue Mai ko lekar waha se chale jate hai 😅)
Kukki : Are Appu pooja ke bad Aliking ritual apne aap pura ho jayega kyu shashank hai na
S : tum to chup hi raho. Aur abhi Apurva tumne jo chillam chilli ki hai wo muze bilkul bhi pasand nahi aayi, ye bad manners hai
A : tum muze mat batao ki muze kya karna hai aur kya nahi. Agar muze chillana hoga to mai aur 100 times chilla sakti hu samjhe!!
Sumi : shashank Dada tum fresh hone aaye the na to jao jakar fresh ho jao
Kukki : Sumi hum in dono ko akela nahi chhod sakte pooja nahi hui hai..
S : ...abtak! Bas hua ab plz, sabko pata hai ek hi bat bar bar mat bolo
Mansi : Appu don't worry, Dever ji pooja ke bad Tumhe Madhu-chandra ( honeymoon) par definitely Aliking de denge
S : aap sab ise kuch bhi mat sikhao plz, bad me pareshani muze hogi. Mai chala jata hu jaha se
Amey : ruko na shashank itna gussa kyu ho rahe ho
S : kyu ruku mai, apna aur tamasha bante hue dekhne ke liye
A : Jane do use, waise bhi hum jaise cool logo ki kukki gang me is khadus ka kya kam
( shashank gusse me chala jata hai, 2 minute bad wapas aata hai)
Amey : Aliking dene ke liye wapas aaya hai
Kukki : sab aankhe band kar lo
( shashank apna saman, kapde lekar chala jata hai) A : maja aa gaya, hum sab ne milkar kya punishment di hai us khadus ko. Plan is successful well done guys 🤣
Bechara khadus duniya bhar ke sare sad songs baja do uski situation par 😂