Originally posted by: Chinmayi18
Epi - 126 ( Maine is epi se start kiya tha TR dekhna shappu's epic first night 🤣)
Appu : aaj hamara honeymoon ritual hai na
Shashank : tum kya bol rahi ho tumhe kuch samjh me bhi aata hai. gharwale kuch bolte hai, tum wo karti ho. Ab agar yaha bade papa, Maa koi aa gaya to kya sochega.....
Appu suddenly kiss kar deti hai khadus ko☺️ khadus ka face Appu rocked , khadus shocked 😂
S : Ek minute... Ye kya kiya tumne?
A : k.. K.. Kuch nahi
S : kya tha ye?
A : 3 steps complete!
S : kaise steps? ye kukki gang mere samjh ke pare hai. Unhone hi sikhaya hoga kuch hai na??
A : in 3 steps( hand holding, pas aana and kiss) se hamari marriage valid hoti hai ! Tumhare dadhi wale gal par kiss karna , it's really bad experience!
S : Maine kaha tha kya? Ha maine bola tha kiss karne ko
A : nahi! Tumne nahi bola tha! But ye 3 steps important hai hamari shadi ko vaidh ( valid) karne ke liye
S : Kya bola tumne, vaidh ? Vaidh! Ye Marathi word pata bhi kya tumhe? Vaidh / Avaidh difference bhi pata hai??
A : ha pata hai muze sab pata hai. Vaidh /Avaidh means valid and invalid!
S : matlab ye shadi valid ho aisa chahti ho tum?
A : ha obviously! Kal ko agar tum bade papa ke pas gaye aur unhe kaha ki - Ye Apurva! Isne Madhu-chandra (honeymoon) ka ritual complete nahi kiya hai. Aur fir agar tum Rani Tai Ko shadi karke lekar aa gaye to...
S : Mai Rani Tai ko lekar aau, ya fir kisi aur ko lekar aau tumhe usse kya farak padega?
A : (chillakar) Mai tumhari official wife hu!! Aur jabtak mai yaha hu tum kisi aur ko yaha nahi la sakte ho samjhe! Nahi to mai tum dono ko shoot kar dungi
S : tum shoot kar dogi hame seriously 😂
A : ( irritate hokar) ye tum aise haste ho na is liye muze bahut gussa aata hai tumpar 😡 but ab maine decide kiya hai ki, mai gussa nahi karungi.kyunki muze mere progress card par negative marking nahi chahiye. Agar kisi ne mera progress card dekha...
S : kon dekhega tumhara progress card!
A : Mai! Mai khud dekhungi. Time to time mai check karungi ki mai apni sari duties thik se complete kar rahi hu ya nahi as a bayko (wife)
S : you know what Apurva. Pehle muze lagta tha ki tum bahut innocent ho
A : I know I'm!
S : par ab muze samjh me aa gaya hai ki tumhare pas head hi nahi hai 😅
A :(showing her own head) to ye kya hai? Ye mera head kya sirf hairstyle karne ke liye ya fir cap pehnne ke liye hai 😡
S : lekin uska use tum sirf usi ke liye karti ho. Agar sach me tumhare pas akal hoti to tum kukki gang ki advice blindly follow nahi karti. Tumhare is childish behavior se sab haste hai hum dono par, samjh me aa raha hai tumhe?
A : ha! But kukki gang muze kuch bhi wrong advice nahi degi. Bar bar dat mat dikhao suno meri bat. Ab hum legally husband -wife hai to hame rehna padega na Waise
S : matlab kaise rehna padega hame?
A : agar mai tumhara hat pakdu, to tum muze wo hat pakdne doge. Agar Mai tumhare pas aau, to tum bhi mere pas aaoge. aur agar mai tumhe kiss....
S : ek minute, Ek minute! Dur raho. Ye popat panchi band karo pehle tum. Ye stupidity hai. Apni brain use karo thoda tum
A : Mai apna brain hi use kar rahi hu! Ab mai samjhi tum chahte hi nahi ho ki hamari shadi valid ho
S : fine! Kya karna hai muze batao
A : tum bhi wo 3 steps follow karo
S : Achha thik hai. Kya karna hai hat pakdna hai lo pakad liya. Ab Kya? Pas aana hai, aa jau tumhare pas, aau Kya? ( Appu uncomfortable ho jati hai)
Kya hua? Apurva jo tumhare dil me nahi hai wo mat karo plz. Ye tumhe advice dene wale maje lete hai, aur faltu me mera dimag kharab ho jata hai.
A : (jor jor rone lagti hai) tum evil ho, bahut bade evil! Tumhe mai as a wife pasand nahi hu is liye liye muze itna suna rahe ho tum. Are dekho sab, bahar aao (bedroom me chhupa kukki bahar aata hai khadus use dekhkar gussa ho jata hai)
Remaining part bad me likh dungi🤗
Anupamaa
