Panchgulluvi adi's son: Papa papa!!! Mujhe basketball khelna hai!!!!! Pleajjjjeeeee play with mee!!!!!I wanna play! How about you?😆
Adi and Nandinii.
Adi: Shut up! You spoilt brat!!!😡Just zip it!!!! Dekho betaa, I am being nice ok. Please don't disturb us please!😃Can't you see I am busy flirting and pataofying your Nandinii mummy?? 😳😆Stop interrupting my flirtatious mood okay??😡If possible, go and find yourself a sexy female goat mate and play with her zulfe!!😡Understand??😡
Panchugulluvi's dream girl: Khaaya roopaari😆: Kiska hai ye tumko intezaar mei hu naa. Dekhlo idhar to ek baar mei hu naa. Khamosh kyu ho jo bhi kehnaa hai kaho. Gallbladder chaahe jitnaa romance, utnaa maanglo, ho tumko milega utna romance aur chumma mei hu naa. 😆
Panchugulluvi: Abey e larki!! Larki ke naam pe ek dhabba hai tu!! Abey khusre choar ke aulaad!!! Teri himmat kaise hui mujh jaise handsome baby goat ko pataaneki????Mei apnaa kaan khara karke tere tasveer pe susu kardunga, agar tune gaana bandh nahi ki to!!!! Haa!!!!😡Abey mei to apni chamiyaa bakri ke talaash mei hu, aur tune apni shakal dekhi hai?? Ek dum papeete ki per ki bhootni lagti hai tu jisko kisi chipkali ne chaba ke rakhdi ho!!🤢Abey, meri chamiyaa jo hogi naa, wo to kam kapre pehenke Mallika Sherawat ki tara mere saath tasveerei khichwaayegi, aur uss chamiyaa ki andar Mallika Sherawat ki junoon uski adaaye aur Mallika ki replicated DNA bhi hogi!! Haa!!Wo bakri chamiyaa jab aayegi tab Devinder ke khaanemei namak ki sheeshee girjaayegi, Devinder ka bakbak karnewala chaacha jo haina, uski heartbeat thumjaayegi, chandigarh ki kuriyo ko bohot jalan hogi aur mundoko pant ki andar khujlii!!!!😡Aur saare buzurg loag kharaap hojayenge, bighar jaayenge aur idhar udhar gundhe iraade leke ghoomne lagenge haa!!Samjhi kya??😡
Khaaya rupaari: Okk finee!!! Katti katti katti!! Mera ghatiya mohabbatwala mujhe choarna chaahta hai!!! Wo mujhe dekhke mujhe besharamo ki tara nahi cherta, seettee nahi bajaata!! 😭😭Mehehehemuuuuuumuuuoooomuuuoooomeheheveveveeee!!!😭 (Goat crying her heart out😭😆)
Raghav the chamchaa of Adi who has been mortgaged as an old useless property by Adi:
Raghav: Abeyyyy ehhhhh Adiii!!!!Ab tu dekh teraa beta tujhe sabak sikhaayega!! abey tereko to itnaa bhi nahi maloom ki teraa Raavan beta kisi besharam chikni goat se shaadi karna chaahta hai, jiski DNA Mallika Sheraawat se match ho, aur bohot jald tujh jaise shaitaan ko apne karmo ka phal milega!!!! Tune mujhe kisi gore bachche ke paas sau rupai ke liye girvi rakhdi!!!!!!!! Mei tereko nahi chorunga!!!!!!!!! Nahi!!!!😡Abey dekho ye shaitaan gora kaise khil khilaake hasraaha hai!!!! Issko gareeb aur kamzoar bakro ki koi qadr nahi hai!!!! Abey, gore, tere ko nahi maloom agar mujhe mauka mile naa, to mei apne bare bare singo se tere pet mei choraa chalaadungaa, aur tu jaayega Yamraaj ke asthaanemei!!!!!!!!!!😡😡😡Oh wait! Meraa to koi sing hai hi nahi!!!! lekin, chinta nahi karnekaa, kyu kii bohot jald jab meri moti aurat mehbooba aayegi aur mujhe chumma degi, tab mere sing apne aap aajayenge!!! Tab tujhe koi bachaa nahi paayega Adi aur tu gore bachche!!!!! MUHUHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!😡😈
Sonu chick Adi's behen: Hey kids s'up???? (She then sings:) Mei albeli ghoomu akeli. koi paheli hu mei!!! Hooo mei albeli ghoomo akeli koi paheli hu mei. Larke sataaye mujhe, bachche chummaye mujhe koi manhoos goatie hu mai. Hoooo mei albeli ghoomu akeli. Koi paheli hu mai. OOHHH!!! That was really hot naa?? That songg suits me sooo muchhh!!😛 OOHHH!!!! I see!!! To bhayiyya bhabhie ke saath line maarnemei busy hai, aur ye Panchugulluvi iss larki ko dejected romeo ki tara reject karnemei. hmm....maamla kaafi dilchasp hai. Naahhh mei to albeli hu aur ghoomti bhi akeli hu, to mujhe in faaltu baato mei koi dilchaspi nahi. Mujhe to bass apne sapno ka nakchara kaam kumaar ka intezaar hai jisse mei apni saari kaam karwaaoongi aur kitchen ki saari bartan majwaaoongi.😍na jaane kab aayega wo din!😆
One of the Bhadraapuri taporis who tried to kidnap our Kajju after receiving Devu's call, and his name is Mandushaami: Haiii haiii haiiii chikkkniiii chikniii!!!!!!!!
koi maal se gaya koi taal se gaya
koi jaan se gaya koi jahaan se gaya
koi maal se gaya koi taal se gaya
koi jaan se gaya koi jahaan se gaya
lut gayi lut gayi sari America aur hindustaan country
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saare nazarein yahaan dekhe aye joh meri galiyon mein
deewana dooba dooba jaye khwabon ki rangraliyon mein
meri ankhon mein nasha nasha nasha
badi mastani ada ada ada
meri ankhon mein nasha nasha nasha
badi mastani ada ada ada
joh bhi dekhe mujhe ho jaye fida
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meri jaan dilruba kehna maan mehbooba
is bahaar ka maaza lele pyar ka maaza
meri jaan dilruba kehna maan mehbooba
is bahaar ka maaza lele pyar ka maaza
phas jaye phas jaye sari America aur hindustaan country
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Sonu chick: Abey!!! Jaajaa!!! Mei hu albeli ghoomu akeli aur soti bhi mei akkeli hu!!!! Mujhe raat ko sote waqt tere gundhe gundhe baahei apne aaspaas nahi chahiyye!! Thouuuuu!!! Abey tu nahi jaanta roz subha mei utthke tere tasveero pe chaar baar thouk ti hu chaar baar!!! Samjha kyaa???????????😡
Shivuuu who is hooting at Sonu's adaayei: OYE! OYE!!! Chamiyaa ye aanchal phekke ghunghat utaarke hosh uraade chamiyaaa!!!! 😆Shakalaka baby shakalaka baby murketo dekho yaar!! Shakalaka baby shakalaka baby humse karlo chumma ka aitbaar!!!😕😆
Sonu chick: Arre jaajaa!!!! Tereko jo pyaar karegi wo duniya ki aakhri panhoti aurat hogi!!🤢Abey, tujhe pyaar karke wo jab tujhse gale milegi naa, tab wo teri paseeno ki durgandh ke maare chali jaayegi. Bhaag jaayegi wo. haa! Tu deodorant use nahi karta kya?😕
Shivvuu: Meri chamiyaa ne meri gulaab ki punkhuri jaise dil ko toar daali!!! I faint!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!🤢🤢
That's all bhootnis. Hope you enjoyed.😃 No offence intended. It's just to add humour.😃Hope that cheered you all up.😃
Zareen.
Channel V Dil Dosti Dance
Arjun
