my advice for kaajjal the blooper queen - Page 3

Originally posted by: sharna2k6

Aww Sammy! You are hear yet again with your wonderful post to make us smile 😃

Lovely post dear 👏

I would advice Kaajjal to only wear backless blouses, only for Dev, and wear blouses with the dhoori so Dev will have to help her tie them. 😆 😛 😳

Also for Kaajjal to not lie anymore, and just straight up, tell the truth 😳 Her intentions are right, shes just soo bholi bhali, that she trusts Adi too much .

And lastly, she should inform Dev right away about the rumors going on about Adi and Kaajjal, so Dev will know before hand from his jaanu, and he'll keep his control during the press conference, and he won't doubt Kaju

shrnu dear.😳..ye toh mein bhi keh rahi...hoon...kaju shud go to london and surpsie devu with naughty blouses...and naughty things..😳 have a longish honeymoon 😳till the goats sort themselves 😡or shoot themselves...and return with soem much awaited good news...😛

sammy😛

Originally posted by: thesaint148

hahah Sammy, that is soo true, she deserve the award for the BLOOPER QUEEN.

wah wah sammy, kya kamaal ki advise di hai tum nay kaj ko. i enjoyed and agree with every advise.

She neds to look pretty, althouhg io somehow think the makeup was a little too much. a lighter version would have worked just fine!!! but yeah, she looked amazing in that hot red sari, as always. she is a gorgeous girl. but o gawd sammy, for heaven's sake yar, no tips from ameesha. let ameesha use all her tips on herself. kaajajl ko tu hamaray dev say tips lainy chahiyay. sirf us kay liyay sajna hai, sirf us kay liyay sanwarna hai. wo kehtay hain na
"jis tarah aap chahain nazar aaon main" bas waisay hi😉

and yeah she better find herself some decent work. woman dev gave his radio city to you, and you still are sitting at home. whatever happened to that responsible and smart kaajjal?

hahahhaha, rakhi to adi will be great. one for adi, one for shivansh. and in gift she should ask both to get out of her life and never show her their faces ever again!!! 😕

haan yar, now this is also bother ing me. duniya kahan say kahan phnch gaee, aur inhon nay DK ki aik phone call nahi dikhaee. o man, naee naee shadi aur aik doosray say baat bhi nahi. and dev called panna chahi to tell he is comiing back. kaajjal please apna cell on rakho, aur adi kay ilawa bhi kuch socha karo. poor devu must be calling when you were busy supporting adi and haveing your video made

yeah after runaway bride..😳.blooper queen fits her😃...after the current madness..😃.and still smiling at devus photo totally oblivious to the storm which is brewing around her...😕typical...head in the clouds...as usual..neds to grow up...but not the hard way...i hope...i really feel for her...😭after this current blooper...she is eagerly looking forward to devus reuurn..😳.adn then there is this...stupid adi caper.😡..

i agree with jyo..can someone shoot adi please...😡

sammy😛

Anything to see My Angry young Man back in Action!! 😳

Shivasnhu can whiz in the air!!What did he think DPS was...adi or kaajjal type fools?? 😉

Originally posted by: honeebee222

sammy and jyoti you both are hilarious!!

actually we are both mad..😳.crazy bhootnis...forever doin the tabela jaap.😳..bass..this is the moment.😳..like it happend in lonavala...devu please carry her to some tabela and continue your interrupted honeymoon.😳..

let amee and veer handle the press conference😆

sammy😛

Wow Sammy... Great Advice's... 😆

great Sammy and Mishti.... Wonderfully hilarious, dearies....

But all said and done, I am dreading Dev's reaction and the Monday episode!!! 😕

Between I must say Kaaju is doing wonders at shifting to extremem emotions...One had Fist class detectivegiri and then next moment remembering that your hubby is coming back and blushing like an idiot and the next... 😆 😆

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Originally posted by: dudleysam

fellow..bhootnis...ladies, girls...

pleaassse...we have bashed kaju long and hard...and yes unanimously agree she is the blooper queen of the year...they have awards for Miss universe...we can bestow a new one on her...BLOOPER QUEEN

as long as she was single no problems.😉..thab SP tha samabhal ne ke liye😉...

aakhir bin maa ki bacchi, 😭we shud be kind towards her,...there is no buaji, no NT mom to guide her...😳

now she is married...sasooraal walle...nahin tolerate karte ye nakre.😃..so i have a list of advice for the nayee dulhan😃

1. WEAR SARIs- escpially like the one...you did today...spend time on your looks...look hot and sexy as you did....take tips from amee😃...- yaar samajthi kyun nahin pate ki baath hai.😉..make friends with amee..😉.shes too dumb yaar...thoda maska maar...she will be happy...😆

2. Go BACK TO YOUR OLE JOB AS RJ - din bar kuch kaam nahin hai...thats why they say empty mind is a devils workshop..ye saare blooper sooj rahe hain...adi mission..shivoo mission...goat mission...you will always be the best RJ but worst detective...leave the job to pros like karamchand...even kitty dear shows lot more brains tahn you...

as an RJ you came home late at night...that way you wont cross paths with Amee - OUT OF SIGHT OUT OF MIND

3. VISIT YOUR FRIENDS IN MUSSOORRIE - Arre Hottie- shottie, unke saath maze kar...bhutta kha...movies dekh...have fun your papa must be missin you...too..😳.stay with him spend some time😕....refresh your jaded brians that were corrupted at the goat farm😆

4. WHY DONT YOU DO SOME REAL SOCIAL WORK - then all newspapers will love you...and if you show some charity to afew extinct species...they wont mind...they will even GARLAND you 😳...and the best wil be if you make PANNA Chachi the chairperson of Naari Mukhti sangantan...woh bhi ghar baaiithe bore hui hai...let her get involved in real...naari aandolan than stir this storm in the tea cup...😃

5. TIE A RAAKHI TO ADI-Dadu and call a press conference PRONTO -

DEvu will be proud of you, singh parivaar will go back to their witness mode...Amee will go ona vacation...with veer...and all rumour mills will be put to rest...phir...tu adi...ko agar hug bhi karegi toh press will think...ah-ha...behen bhai ...ka anokha pyaar...samjha kar...sweetoo...

6. FIND A NICE WIFE FOR ADI Dadu ASAP- someone like Hottie (waise where is she now...call her to mumbai to keep an eye on you and Adi at bay) to sort him out, give the stability and independence he needs...if he starts rasin his own children instead of goats he will become norml and stop troubling you.

7. SEN A BOUQUET OF RED ROSES TO DEVU EVERYDAY in LONDON-

then you were an average middle class girl..😃.could only afford one single stem rose...have you forgotten how you stalked him from mussoorie to Mumbai with a single rose.😆..😃now you are media moguls wife...can afford to spend a few thousand.😳..FEDEX the sexiest bunch of roses.daily....for your sexy husband...and add a photograph of yours😳dressed in one gorgeous...sari after the other..😳.look sexy, hot and inviting..😳.he will come running...😳

8. PLAN A HONEYMOON PART 2 -

land up in London...as a surprise for DEvu..😳.surprise him...with a tight hug, a kiss...and a seductive smile😳...you can tell him...as a chairperson..you were checking if he was doin his job alright😆 after all it s a big responsibility now.😳 before he can recover from his shock ...close the door...and make your intentions known...😳

and make sure...you dont plan to come back for a month at least..😳.and when you do bring back some good news....😳

9. TALK TO GANNU BHAIYYA ONLY -

to the rest of the world you can yell them you are on moan vrath...silence...vow...till devu returns...keep mobiles shut...except on silence for DEvu...speak only to Devu...and GB...save your energies..and tears...for more important things...in life...

10. MOST IMPORTANT SMILE AT ALL TIMES -

you dont look good when crying leave that to kekta clones...they do an expert job of it...but your 1000 watt, million dollar smile is what your fans want to see...so smile...even smile at amees, shivoos..and they wil lsink away for they cant smile for nuts...and lastly...smile for Devus return...he wasnts to see you smile...and smile for his sake only if not yours..and GB...

so guys...do you wish to give some advice to our Blooper queen...come and join in...she desperately needs it now...

sammy😛

Hullo !!😊
Samsy!! Jyothi!!( A big hullo to Yo- Jyo...) There you guys go again..Wowing me for yet another time. Romance ya ribtickling, tabela ya tamasha.. both of you do it with elan. Love you dahlings..🤗 Here goes my as usual late rejoinder to your post.. a few obvious but overlookd trifling tips to Kaajjal..
1. Go easy on the lipstick. 😛The whole of thursday u were on auto pout mode.😆(ofcourse u looked drop dead gorgeous..bt what use?) Think Kaju, how'll Dev deal with all of that..not to mention the scandalised Panna Chachi..remember the dhabewala dhabba..n how Dev's face was a rainbow spectrum..explaining..😉😳So easy does it girl easy..
2. Stop wheezing "Adityaaah" in every single frame..(Nothing brings out the beast in me as that..) 😡n stop treating Dev like a commercial break,goddammit.
3.Use Iodised salt..They say its good for your grey cells..😆
4. Stretch out regularly. Whats with this head turning in slow motion? 😕Far as we know, u had ML, not rheumatism..Agreed you have a pain in the neck ( Shivansh) but this is taking it too far.😉If I were u, n u me..u'd hav done a candid camera on the digicam touting duds of S and co..
And thanks Sammy n Jyoti, for bringing the perfect icing on my day....U r regularly smashing..👏Keep up..Looking forward to some special Dev effects..icy glares..clenched teeth..et al.. oh my!!
Love,
Gayatri..

Originally posted by: misty night

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Hullo !!😊
Samsy!! Jyothi!!( A big hullo to Yo- Jyo...) There you guys go again..Wowing me for yet another time. Romance ya ribtickling, tabela ya tamasha.. both of you do it with elan. Love you dahlings..🤗 Here goes my as usual late rejoinder to your post.. a few obvious but overlookd trifling tips to Kaajjal..
1. Go easy on the lipstick. 😛The whole of thursday u were on auto pout mode.😆(ofcourse u looked drop dead gorgeous..bt what use?) Think Kaju, how'll Dev deal with all of that..not to mention the scandalised Panna Chachi..remember the dhabewala dhabba..n how Dev's face was a rainbow spectrum..explaining..😉😳So easy does it girl easy..
2. Stop wheezing "Adityaaah" in every single frame..(Nothing brings out the beast in me as that..) 😡n stop treating Dev like a commercial break,goddammit.
3.Use Iodised salt..They say its good for your grey cells..😆
4. Stretch out regularly. Whats with this head turning in slow motion? 😕Far as we know, u had ML, not rheumatism..Agreed you have a pain in the neck ( Shivansh) but this is taking it too far.😉If I were u, n u me..u'd hav done a candid camera on the digicam touting duds of S and co..
And thanks Sammy n Jyoti, for bringing the perfect icing on my day....U r regularly smashing..👏Keep up..Looking forward to some special Dev effects..icy glares..clenched teeth..et al.. oh my!!
Love,
Gayatri..

hey gayitri you seemd to have returned with abng...missed you🤗

and the tips on lipstick and pouts is perfect😆by the way join the bhootnis suggestion pile for make up tips for the blooper queen....aka kaju barfi

and yes stop treatinmg devu like he in outer space...btw i loved her doin nakras in fornt of his photo...if we didnt have this pres conf...scare.//..
would been somthin to look forward to - kajus nakras...and devus...hot, passionate sighs...😍
lets hope...they wrap up this circus soon...and give back the DK magic...now at a very ....lovey dovey stage..😳
sammy😛

Originally posted by: Sharmii

Between I must say Kaaju is doing wonders at shifting to extremem emotions...One had Fist class detectivegiri and then next moment remembering that your hubby is coming back and blushing like an idiot and the next... 😆 😆

sharmii i am shocked at you - parising the blooper queen...

kaju and a perfect detetctive😆😆...seems to me you have mellowed abit since apus gone....

10 obvious clues she missed...and one of them is use your brains dearie..and do the devu jaap and continue to look drop dead gorgeous for your...dulheraaj..😳.who is bekraar to come back to you...sweets....😳thats the only thing you are good at these days
sammy😛