my advice for kaajjal the blooper queen

fellow..bhootnis...ladies, girls...

pleaassse...we have bashed kaju long and hard...and yes unanimously agree she is the blooper queen of the year...they have awards for Miss universe...we can bestow a new one on her...BLOOPER QUEEN

as long as she was single no problems.😉..thab SP tha samabhal ne ke liye😉...

aakhir bin maa ki bacchi, 😭we shud be kind towards her,...there is no buaji, no NT mom to guide her...😳

now she is married...sasooraal walle...nahin tolerate karte ye nakre.😃..so i have a list of advice for the nayee dulhan😃

1. WEAR SARIs- escpially like the one...you did today...spend time on your looks...look hot and sexy as you did....take tips from amee😃...- yaar samajthi kyun nahin pate ki baath hai.😉..make friends with amee..😉.shes too dumb yaar...thoda maska maar...she will be happy...😆

2. Go BACK TO YOUR OLE JOB AS RJ - din bar kuch kaam nahin hai...thats why they say empty mind is a devils workshop..ye saare blooper sooj rahe hain...adi mission..shivoo mission...goat mission...you will always be the best RJ but worst detective...leave the job to pros like karamchand...even kitty dear shows lot more brains tahn you...

as an RJ you came home late at night...that way you wont cross paths with Amee - OUT OF SIGHT OUT OF MIND

3. VISIT YOUR FRIENDS IN MUSSOORRIE - Arre Hottie- shottie, unke saath maze kar...bhutta kha...movies dekh...have fun your papa must be missin you...too..😳.stay with him spend some time😕....refresh your jaded brians that were corrupted at the goat farm😆

4. WHY DONT YOU DO SOME REAL SOCIAL WORK - then all newspapers will love you...and if you show some charity to afew extinct species...they wont mind...they will even GARLAND you 😳...and the best wil be if you make PANNA Chachi the chairperson of Naari Mukhti sangantan...woh bhi ghar baaiithe bore hui hai...let her get involved in real...naari aandolan than stir this storm in the tea cup...😃

5. TIE A RAAKHI TO ADI-Dadu and call a press conference PRONTO -

DEvu will be proud of you, singh parivaar will go back to their witness mode...Amee will go ona vacation...with veer...and all rumour mills will be put to rest...phir...tu adi...ko agar hug bhi karegi toh press will think...ah-ha...behen bhai ...ka anokha pyaar...samjha kar...sweetoo...

6. FIND A NICE WIFE FOR ADI Dadu ASAP- someone like Hottie (waise where is she now...call her to mumbai to keep an eye on you and Adi at bay) to sort him out, give the stability and independence he needs...if he starts rasin his own children instead of goats he will become norml and stop troubling you.

7. SEN A BOUQUET OF RED ROSES TO DEVU EVERYDAY in LONDON-

then you were an average middle class girl..😃.could only afford one single stem rose...have you forgotten how you stalked him from mussoorie to Mumbai with a single rose.😆..😃now you are media moguls wife...can afford to spend a few thousand.😳..FEDEX the sexiest bunch of roses.daily....for your sexy husband...and add a photograph of yours😳dressed in one gorgeous...sari after the other..😳.look sexy, hot and inviting..😳.he will come running...😳

8. PLAN A HONEYMOON PART 2 -

land up in London...as a surprise for DEvu..😳.surprise him...with a tight hug, a kiss...and a seductive smile😳...you can tell him...as a chairperson..you were checking if he was doin his job alright😆 after all it s a big responsibility now.😳 before he can recover from his shock ...close the door...and make your intentions known...😳

and make sure...you dont plan to come back for a month at least..😳.and when you do bring back some good news....😳

9. TALK TO GANNU BHAIYYA ONLY -

to the rest of the world you can yell them you are on moan vrath...silence...vow...till devu returns...keep mobiles shut...except on silence for DEvu...speak only to Devu...and GB...save your energies..and tears...for more important things...in life...

10. MOST IMPORTANT SMILE AT ALL TIMES -

you dont look good when crying leave that to kekta clones...they do an expert job of it...but your 1000 watt, million dollar smile is what your fans want to see...so smile...even smile at amees, shivoos..and they wil lsink away for they cant smile for nuts...and lastly...smile for Devus return...he wasnts to see you smile...and smile for his sake only if not yours..and GB...

so guys...do you wish to give some advice to our Blooper queen...come and join in...she desperately needs it now...

sammy😛

my advice is get water proof eyeliner and mascara 😆
she cries too much these days 😭

hahahahaha...good one Sammy-whammy.......🤣

Her mandh-budhiness needs some jhatakas....in the form of DPS gusse ke angaare.......😉

I am kind of bored of watching her make of fool of herself at all times.......😕

Originally posted by: Iloveapu

hahahahaha...good one Sammy-whammy.......🤣

Her mandh-budhiness needs some jhatakas....in the form of DPS gusse ke angaare.......😉

I am kind of bored of watching her make of fool of herself at all times.......😕

yeah after todays epi...am amazed at the height of her suicidegiri...couldnt she have waited till dev returned..😕a press conf...the day he is coming back...😕priorities dear😕...is she in cuckooland....oh gaawd...i wonder how ill pooh devu react...here he is dyin to see his wife and to see her witha di splashed over TVs will be a shock...😭

sammy😕

Hai Sammy wonderful Advice to our Blooper queen 😛..especially the Tieing-Rakhi wala idea is mindblowing 😉 😛

Chalo here r some advice for our sheru Dev 😛

1)As soon as dev returns from London,he should take some cotton plugs inside his ear,because the entire Singh Zoo will come with their blablerings towards him regarding Kaajjal-Adi relationship

2)He can just take Kaajjal back to Rajgani or Lonawala or Massoorie or any Tabela..but at least somewhere far away from the city circus 😛

3)He should prepare himself for yet another fight against his family 😛

4)Dev can just attempt to hit Kaajjal with Sharmi's stick on her head right after returning from London in the press conference itself 😉 ,so that she once again gets ML and only remembers that her name is Kaajjal Dev Pratap Singh 😳

5)After coming back ,Dev should directly take Kaajjal to the room,without even listening to any blabberings from any unwanted species 😃 ..do ahem-ahem with her and next day Kaajjal faints 😃 ...DK separation tension khatam 😛

6)Dev can open some goat and monkey farm business also along with Radio city business 😕 ,so that kaajjal can play with the goats and monkeys at home only 😉 ...instead of wasting her time playing outside 😉 😛

7)After coming back from London,Dev should give some tight slaps to Kajal for wasting her time in the goat-monkey jugglery act instead of playing jigsaw puzzle with her patidev 😭 😭

8)Dev should directly reach at the press conference and tell "The circus is over damn it"and should drag kajal out of the circus forever(after all dev has got masters degree in dragging 😉 😛 )

9)Dev should ask kaajjal to wear sarees only when he is around 😡 and not in front of any goat or monkeys

10)Last but not the least,my advice to dev is,let him stay away from this comedy circus,and when he returns back from London,he should just get back to radio city and let her mad dharampatni,carry on with the samaj seva till eternity 😡 😃

Sammy u cracked me up Yaar..Gosh U know I am reading ur post and listening to some dialogues from JJKN when Armu had gone to Goa on Vacation 😆 🤣 Between I liked 5 7 8 9 10 they are the best!!!!

Toooooooooooooooooooo gooooooood!!!! Sammy, I agree with you, and I like your advices, but I still support Kajju, since she is fighting for justice, but I don't support her paagalpan towards Adi case.Her paagalpan just dumb and bad, but now, I think she should take your advices and tell the truth to Panna Chaachi, so that chaachi can stop bullying her very coldly!!!! 😆

Zareen.

Originally posted by: india05

Sammy u cracked me up Yaar..Gosh U knowI am reading ur post and listening to some dialogues from JJKN when Armu had one to Goa on Vacation 😆 🤣

😆yaa guys....this kaju has become the blooper queen.😕..i knw she is acting out of her heart.😳..but when is she going to get her priorities straight yaar...grow up kaju...the world is cruel place...😕

sammy😛

Originally posted by: gambi

Toooooooooooooooooooo gooooooood!!!! Sammy, I agree with you, and I like your advices, but I still support Kajju, since she is fighting for justice, but I don't support her paagalpan towards Adi case.Her paagalpan just dumb and bad, but now, I think she should take your advices and tell the truth to Panna Chaachi, so that chaachi can stop bullying her very coldly!!!! 😆

Zareen.

yes Zareen...kaju is acting for the truth...buut some common sense excuse me..for once i agree with PC...keep your priorites straight....😕

and those photos are too revealing😕...what is your wife doing middle of the night in an abandoned flat with her ex-boyfriend and these photos will be spalshed in a press conf...gawwd...tlak of bloopers😕

sammy😛

Originally posted by: jyoti06

Hai Sammy wonderful Advice to our Blooper queen 😛..especially the Tieing-Rakhi wala idea is mindblowing 😉 😛

Chalo here r some advice for our sheru Dev 😛

1)As soon as dev returns from London,he should take some cotton plugs inside his ear,because the entire Singh Zoo will come with their blablerings towards him regarding Kaajjal-Adi relationship

2)He can just take Kaajjal back to Rajgani or Lonawala or Massoorie or any Tabela..but at least somewhere far away from the city circus 😛

3)He should prepare himself for yet another fight against his family 😛

4)Dev can just attempt to hit Kaajjal with Sharmi's stick on her head right after returning from London in the press conference itself 😉 ,so that she once again gets ML and only remembers that her name is Kaajjal Dev Pratap Singh 😳

5)After coming back ,Dev should directly take Kaajjal to the room,without even listening to any blabberings from any unwanted species 😃 ..do ahem-ahem with her and next day Kaajjal faints 😃 ...DK separation tension khatam 😛

6)Dev can open some goat and monkey farm business also along with Radio city business 😕 ,so that kaajjal can play with the goats and monkeys at home only 😉 ...instead of wasting her time playing outside 😉 😛

7)After coming back from London,Dev should give some tight slaps to Kajal for wasting her time in the goat-monkey jugglery act instead of playing jigsaw puzzle with her patidev 😭 😭

8)Dev should directly reach at the press conference and tell "The circus is over damn it"and should drag kajal out of the circus forever(after all dev has got masters degree in dragging 😉 😛 )

9)Dev should ask kaajjal to wear sarees only when he is around 😡 and not in front of any goat or monkeys

10)Last but not the least,my advice to dev is,let him stay away from this comedy circus,and when he returns back from London,he should just get back to radio city and let her mad dharampatni,carry on with the samaj seva till eternity 😡 😃

great one as usual jyo..especially the tabela one...😛

my only advice to devu is please..😭.remember that she is blooper queen...she has done this before😭..her heart is alrihgt only her head isnt...it is corrputed by the goats..😃.and ML...she has forgotten she is married and has a primary duty to your family...😕

so DEVU dont watch any TV from heathrow to mumbai😕...dont listen to any radio..😕.dont buy andy newspapers and dont talk to strange people who squuit and look like...ram bharose paanwaala...😕