Prologue
Bandhu - a dull, black male goat with huge...glasses, huge adi ex-popstar hangover and brains the size of apea...he loves to listen to adis besure bhule bisre geet, and is currently lamenting the loss of his foster mother - kaju mummy..whom he thinks was....doped to elope with devu...uncle from mumbai....
bandhi 😳- a white pretty female goat from the hills of mussoorie...bandhus foster sister...she was found abandoned on a train to bhadrapur...she loves jumpin off cliffs without a parachute...she loves to trip bandhu, manipulate him and is a huge devu fan....
Kaacon goat 😕- co producer of Kaajjal goat saga,
sheelu goat - co producer of kaajjal goat saga and ceo of the shoe string budget co.... 2 escape artists from a zoo in mumbai....and the rest of the goat parivaar dont need an introduction.
Currently, Bandhi has booked herself on a flight to london...amidst talks of apu quittin and settling down in london for 10 sunny days...(though its flooeded here)
bandhu comes running to bandhi...panting
Bandhi ....bandhi...where are you goin....Bandhi was checking her make up case....critically...last time she hadnt taken her sun cream with her...and half her fur evaporated under the tropical sun of Malaysia...where she was shooting with APu....at JJKN time...
Looking up ....irately Bandhi Snapped....timbuktoo...bakko...kya hai....she snaps at Bandhu...who reels...D...Duh...Dumbh.....😕...tim...bahk...2....what is that...d..uh....Bandhi ignores his blank look...and gives brilliant smile....bandhu be a sweetie...and fetch my case from the room i have a taxi waiting for me...bandhu is panting while he drags the heavy case after him and finally brings it down.....
bandu...says...can i come...bandhi looks up...you what will you do there...abhi toh tum hara....scene khtam nahin hua hai....hasnt kacon ...extended your contract.😕...(at the cost of my Devu she fumes silently😡)....
Bandhus head goes up and down😕..😭..but it so boring here...Adi papa ...is nowhere to be found.😭..sunidhi mom seems thoughtful these days.😕..just seen her thinkng....sonu can t think at all.😕..no matter how hard she tries...Bandhi scratches his ear..😆...
so who will think with me😕....bandhi please can i come.😭..please....mujhe aane do naa...bandhi frowned...😡.you know bandhu maybe...they have restrictions these days...you cant carry more than 30 kilos on your baggage...and my bags weigh at least a 40...and you must be wha....70 kilos...all beefcake...😕
Bandhu wailed....rolled on the floor....waahhhhhhh😭...bandhi baulked...oh gaawwd no...not now....😕bandhu...bebooo....sonnuuuuu....
at that point sonnuuu comes running screaming like a banshee.....aaaaeeeeeeaaaeeeeee....😕..and as she runs past Bandhu forgets his tantrums and sits up...wha was tha...al bout...😕
Bandhi frowns....sounded like Adi...😕..adi....and whatever....bandhu shrieks...Adi Papa;....she was talking about Adi ....Bandhi frowns...kahaani mein naya twist lagtha hain..chalo dekhthe hain....
Kacon goat and sheelu goat who managed to escape from the zoo...are back on Adis goat farm...pacing around furiously.....Sheelu goat....pacing after Kacon...😆..😆in the hot sun...sweating like a pig...
Sheelu sweetoo...dearie...its so hot ...fetch me a lemonade please...😉..she perspires...😃.Sheelu dutifully runs after her holding the nimboo paani.....dying of thirst himself.....then she stops...a glinit on her eye...😕..APu...is off to London...know what...sheelu...i have convinced him to make it a working cum...holiday...hes agreed to do some dubbing and some shots with London eye.....
we will have to morph the scenes using Kaju and bhadrapur as a backdrop...
even sheelu is flabbergasted..😃..kakkoooo...kacon snaps at him...dont call me that...for goddsake....sheelu.😡..then softening her tone as he is vcery sensistive....sheelu baboo...😕.listen...Apu has agreed in principle...😃.
he is willing to do some shots.😃...now all we need is to edit them like we did for Sur...😕and we can manage the next 10 days...sheelu shouts.😡..angrily and what about adi...😡haan...woh kitna...hard work karta hai...woh bhi sasthe mein...😡.he is willing to do our voiceovers...even devs....and kajjals😕 if need be....par uski kooi kadar nahin...😡.he is shouting and scattering other goats...incl..😡.poor bandhu who cant handle anything higher than 12 decibels.....😕
Kacon goat pacifyingly..to sheelu goat...😃.but sweetheart....Apu is the star....he gets the fans...as most fans for kaajjal are females...they want to see DEvu not adi....and DEvu in london would be a fair deal....
Sheelu still shouting...😡....Apu or Sur....dont matter...only Adi ,,,does you hear me..this is Adis story now..😡.bahut hua tum hara....shaadi...aur...suhaag raat...😡.poore do crore karch hue...on the promo alone and we used it for a week...only,......and the suhaag raat only one bloody nite...he was jumping up and down agitatedly 😡being of short stature and dumpy.😃.he really has to jump and shout to make himself heard...KAcon...leaves him to it noting he is progressively burying himself into the hole he has dug for himself...and steer clear....😕
she sees bandhu and gives hima dazzling smile..😳..oh sweetie😳....bandhu dear😳....will do me a favour...bandhu swells up with pride..and almost faints...as Kacon puts an arm around his fat shoulders...😳..yes maam at your service.....Kacon gives him "You are the most important man" look😳 and coyly....bandhu😳...you are the best, smartest goat around....will you go to London and convince APu to do some shots all you have to do is use this handycam to get his close ups..😕..Bandhu is voer the moon...to be commissioned by none other than the great Kacon goat was a dream come true....he is excited....😕
and runs to Bandhi who is about to sit in the taxi😕...😡.bandhu joins and shes aghast,...bandhu....what are you doin..😡.bandhu shows her the handycam...he is speechless with joy.😕...bandhi gives him a look that speaks volumes...she was looking forward to a quite holiday in london without interuptions...and stupid goats....she fumes silently all the way to heathrow....😡.
meanwhile Sonnu is 😃exhausted from all that screamiing,.😃.sunidhi manages to quietne her down..😕.shhhussshh....let me think...i havent finished yet....sne then continues to tap her temples..😕.thoughtfully and sonnu follows her like a happy pup...😕.poor Adis...besure guitar is playing by itself.....its broken tune crying for adi...😭.aa laut ke aaja mere😭...dil...mere geet pukaare....😭
meanwhile as everything has to now work in flashback...the editor by mistakes adds the edited....🤬 suhaag scene without realising it....and by the time mumbai mirror, mumbai times and bhootnis swarlok times are screaming......DK suhaag raat expose...APu is mercifully in London with bandhu-bandhi goats in tow....Sur😳 is having a break post rata as they were only going to use her flashback scenes next two weeks...merficully on a n isalnd which has no TV....witha harry potter book😳
it is poor Kacon goat and sheelu goat who has turned himself into anarkali and sputtering sweet nothings under 6 feet dug by his own paws.....who has to deal with the paparazzi goats...when one of the reps pushed a mike at sunidhi to comment on the uncensored suhaag raat scene...she tapped her temples and said...I need to think a bit more on this before i can sasy anyting...and sonnu gave a puppy dog grin and shrugged...😕d...duh...dumb...
sammy😛
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