Dev/Raju Identity Crisis: Story

Friends, bhootnis, we all now hope (and some of us even feel quite sure!), that Raju is Dev - only thing he may or may not have a memory loss!

Now I was just imagining what would happen if this Raju (urf Dev) had two minutes memory-on and two minutes memory- off.😃

In that memory "on-off, on-off, on-off.." condition let us assume Kaajjal is trying to get him on the bus to Mumbai for this impersonation plan! This is what may happen at the bus stop ...

(Note: To make it easy for all bhootnis to follow this story, whenever he has no memory loss I will refer to him as Dev ... and whenever he has memory loss I will refer to him as Raju, okay?! Plus when I am myself not sure I will refer to him as DevRaju!)


DEVRAJU KA MUMBAI SAFAR: STORY

Kaajjal is planning to hold Raju's hand tight at Rajgani bus stop, in case he tries to run away from her and avoid this Mumbai trip ... they are waiting for the Mumbai bus ...

Kaajjal: Raju, any minute now Mumbai ka bus yahaan aayega, aur tum mere saath us bus mein zaroor Mumbai chaloge ... bhaagne ke koshish mat karna, samjhe! Tumhare haath mujhe de do ...

Dev: Huh? I love you, Kaajjal! Isi haath mein bhoolo math ki maine tumhe choodi pehnaya tha! (Kisses her hand) Itne dinon se tum kehte aaye ho ki tum mere haath maang rahi ho, aur ab tum kisi Raju se haath milana chahthi ho? I love you Kaajjal ...

Kaajjal: Dev!? Kya tum vaapas hosh me aa gaye ho? Mere jivan mein tumhare jagah koi nahin le saktha hai! Bhool jao us Raju ko! Ab mera Dev mujhe mil gaya hai, tum hosh mein aa gaye ho! Lao tumhara haath, ab mumbai ka bus bhi aa gaya hai ...

Raju: Huh? Arre Aiswarya Rai ji, madam, kya aap Dev Anand ki baath kar rahe ho? Kaunsi picture mein Dev Anand Aiswarya se haath milaya tha, mujhe yaad nahi aa raha?!

Kaaajjl: Oh, fo! Phir se Raju ban gaya hai? Lekin yeh meri badkismati hai, ki is Raju nahin banega gentlemen! Mein is tapori ko kaise Dev banaakar Mumbai mein is se naatak karva sakthi hoon?! Is tapori mein thoda bhi Dev ka gentlemanliness nahi dikh raha hai!

Dev: Dammit Kaajjal, I am a gentlemen! Dekho, mein kitna "man" hoon, aur kitna gentle bhi hoon! Dammit, Dammit, Dammit! Aur kya karoon tumhe samjhane ke liye ki main kaun hoon?

Kaajjal: Dev, again tum yahaan? I love you! Mere ek khwaish poora karoge? Is bus mein chado ... abhi isi waqt ... aur ek peeche wale seat pakdo thaki hum dono akele mein poore trip Ahem! 😉kar sakte hain!

Raju: Lagta hai madam, aap mere saath peeche wali seat mein "kuch kuch hota hai" ke baare mein soch kar kuch karne ke jaldi mein ho? Lag gayee meri lottery! Ladki mere saath peeche wali seat mein😳 😳...hai hai, hum cinema seat mein joh karte hein wohi abhi bus mein karenge kya?

Kaajjal: Raju, mein tumse nahin, Dev se seat ke baare mein keh rahi thi! Khabardaar jo tumne mere saath kuch karne ko try kiya tho! Mein Dev ki suhaagan hoon ... aur sada rahoogi! Mere Dev koi nahin mujse cheen saktha ... woh Ameesha and Karan bhi nahin!

Dev: Ameesha? Karan? Woh kaise hain mere pyaare bhai aur bhabhi? Aur kaisi hain meri pyaari Mom? Bahut dino ke baad unhe dekhne wale hoon. Kahaan the woh logo itne din?

Kaajjal: Dev, again tum mera Dev baat kar rahe ho! Dekho mein joh bolne wali hoon, theek se sun lo! Yeh Karan aur Ameesha ne tumhara hathya kiye hain ... aur abhi Mom ke bhi hathya karne ke evil plan kar rahe hain. Isi liye mein tumhe Mumbai leke jaa rahi hoon, thaaki hum un dono ka plan ko jaldi se rok sake!

Raju: Ameesha? Ameesha Patel ko maine "Kaho Na Pyaar Hai" mein dekha hai! Kya cheez hai! Lekin tumhare jaise usme itna jhatak-matak nahin Aiswarya Ji! Aur woh Karan ... kya Mahabharat ka Karan hain yeh! Waise bahut purana picture dekhne ki aadat nahin hain mujhe! Aur Mom toh sabhi picture mein hain ... kabhi hero ke Mom, kabhi heroine ki Mom ... aaj kal Hema ji Mom ke role mein bahut jamti hain, na?

Kaajjal: Ufff! Phir se Raju ban gaya! Arre, tumhara chehra mujhe chaahiye, tumhara useless dimak nahin! Mein meri dimaak aur tumhara chehra istemaal karoongi mere impersonation plan mein, samjhe! Kripaya karke, mooh bandh rakho Mumbai main, nahin toh tumhare taporigiri sunnke hi Mom on-the-spot mar jaayegi!

Dev: Kaajjal! Shubha shubh bolo meri Mom ke baare mein! Abhi se mat shuroo karna "saas bahu ki kahani"! Kya apni honi wali SasurMa ko on-the-spot dead dekhna chaahti ho? Kya baat kar rahi ho! Abhi abhi humare kahani ko Shreya Productions ke haath mein Sony ne sompa hai, aur itne jaldi shurroo yeh saas-bahu track?

Kaajjal: Dev, my darling, tum vaapas mere pass? Main Mom ko bachaane ki baath kar rahi hoon, maarne ki nahin!

Raju: Aiswarya ji, tum Mom ko maaro ya bachao, mujhe chodo ... is kahani mein kuch gadbad diktha hai, kabhi TV serial ka chakkar, kabhi cinema ka chakkar ...

Kaajjal: Haan mujhe bhi bahut chakkar aa raha hai! Is Dev or Raju ke beech mein joh phas gayee ...

DevRaju: Chakkar aa raha hai? Acchha, toh yeh baat hai! Lagta hai yeh Dev ya Raju ke beech mein kissi ek zaroor aapke hone wale bacche ki pita hai. Dammit, that is for sure! Lekin is humshakal track se pata karna thoda mushkil hai!

Bhootni log suspense mein rahiye ... aur aage chalte pata ho jayega ki asli baap kaun hai ... Dev ya Raju ...ya mein Devraju!😃

🤣 mansi this is just hilarious 👏 ,so raju sometime is becoming dev and sometimes goes back to his raju taporigiri 😕 😆 ,this means when he will reach the Singh mansion,the same confusion will take place,

So now i m continuing the story of raju/dev ka safar once he reaches the singh mansion 😉

If raju is dev with memory loss ,then he will impersonate as dev in front of his own family thinking that he is raju;in this case lets see what will b the conversation like between raju as dev(with memory loss)and karan,ameesha,NT and kajal😛

Raju as Dev:Haila mummy dear see apun is zinda(alive) thanks to paua and champa-chameli,ab aaja mata gale lag jaa😆

NT:😭Dev my son u r alive,i can't believe it(emotional at the same time confused)

Kajal:Well mom i found dev in rajgani where these paua and group saved him and sinse he was unconscious for many days ,thats why he couldn't come back home and when i reached rajgani, he regained his consciousness😳,but sinse he stayed in rajgani with these people for so many days ,thats why his accent has become a bit like tapori😉.

Raju as Dev: Mataji yaar damn it ,don't waste time ,the audience is getting impatient,aa gale lag jaa😆and show that u r even better than jaya bachchan of kabhie khushi kabhie gham when it comes to rona-dhona😛

NT:😕😕😳Aao beta mere gale lag jao(mom-son finally hugs each other😃),and i m not like jayaji of KKKG😡 ,i m Nirupa roy of Deewar😃

(finally Karan and Ameesha sees dev and is completely shocked😲😲)

Ameesha:Nahinnnnnnnnnn this can't b dev

Karan:Stop it ameesha let us find out the truth(they both go towards dev and NT)

Raju as Dev:Haila my killer brother and my horse-faced bhabhi how r u guys😃😆

Karan:Who the hell r u😡

NT: Son this is dev and he is alive,kajal's viswaas finally won😛

Ameesha:Nahinnnnnnnnnnnnnn this can't b dev.

Raju as Dev:My dearest horse-faced bhabhi please stop shouting,and use some dantmanjan for your teeth,they look soo dirty...cheee😆

Kajal:(Whispers to raju)Control yourself and behave like dev.

Raju as Dev:Damn it killer brother,aap mere gale kyun nahin lag rahein ho.

Karan:(Confused)Why r u calling me killer😡

Raju as Dev:Because u had a makeover and u r looking like a crow😆,now my crow brother aa gale lag jaa😆

Karan:Ok fine(karan hugs him finally but is still confused and burning with anger😡)

Ameesha:Nahinnnnnnnnnnnnn(and she faints👏)

Raju as Dev:Haila my horse-faced bhabhi toh pehle hi coma mein chali gayi😉..

NT:Beta i think now u need some rest.

Raju as Dev:Damn it mataji i hv no time u see,we hv to get on with our jasoosi program soon.

NT:😕😕Lagta ha mera beta paagal ho gaya hai

Karan:(Talking to himself)I will again kill him...huhaaaaa😈

Raju as Dev:Bye guys see u in the next episode,kaju come with me to my bedroom to discuss the dhulaai program in detail 😉

Kajal:Chaliye dev,lets start our mission called karan-ammesha-dhulaaigiri😃😃

Originally posted by: jyoti06

🤣 mansi this is just hilarious 👏 ,so raju sometime is becoming dev and sometimes goes back to his raju taporigiri 😕 😆 ,this means when he will reach the Singh mansion,the same confusion will take place,so now i m continuing the story of raju/dev ka safar once he reaches the singh mansion 😉 wait till i edit my post 😛

Yes yes, you should continue this story ... in the mansion!🤣

ok continued 😃 😃 but its not as good as yours mansi 😳

Jyoti:

You cannot leave me in suspense at the start of the bedroom scene! Awwww...! 😳

Originally posted by: skanda12

Jyoti:

You cannot leave me in suspense at the start of the bedroom scene! Awwww...! 😳

mansi i hv learned this suspensegiri from u only😉,u can continue the bedroom scene😛

I think we should ask Lovely to do that bedroom scene part!? 😉

Originally posted by: skanda12

I think we should ask Lovely to do that bedroom scene part!? 😉

yes thats a good idea😃

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Omg...Aaj jab raju kaju se flirt karthe hai..Apun ko vo sab dektha mangta hai... 😆 😆 😆 !!!

Well Sharmi the latest tattle news is Mansi has completely lost it from yesterday 😃 due to obvious reasons 😉 ,i m looking for a good mental hospital now 😆