Friends, bhootnis, we all now hope (and some of us even feel quite sure!), that Raju is Dev - only thing he may or may not have a memory loss!
Now I was just imagining what would happen if this Raju (urf Dev) had two minutes memory-on and two minutes memory- off.😃
In that memory "on-off, on-off, on-off.." condition let us assume Kaajjal is trying to get him on the bus to Mumbai for this impersonation plan! This is what may happen at the bus stop ...
(Note: To make it easy for all bhootnis to follow this story, whenever he has no memory loss I will refer to him as Dev ... and whenever he has memory loss I will refer to him as Raju, okay?! Plus when I am myself not sure I will refer to him as DevRaju!)
DEVRAJU KA MUMBAI SAFAR: STORY
Kaajjal is planning to hold Raju's hand tight at Rajgani bus stop, in case he tries to run away from her and avoid this Mumbai trip ... they are waiting for the Mumbai bus ...
Kaajjal: Raju, any minute now Mumbai ka bus yahaan aayega, aur tum mere saath us bus mein zaroor Mumbai chaloge ... bhaagne ke koshish mat karna, samjhe! Tumhare haath mujhe de do ...
Dev: Huh? I love you, Kaajjal! Isi haath mein bhoolo math ki maine tumhe choodi pehnaya tha! (Kisses her hand) Itne dinon se tum kehte aaye ho ki tum mere haath maang rahi ho, aur ab tum kisi Raju se haath milana chahthi ho? I love you Kaajjal ...
Kaajjal: Dev!? Kya tum vaapas hosh me aa gaye ho? Mere jivan mein tumhare jagah koi nahin le saktha hai! Bhool jao us Raju ko! Ab mera Dev mujhe mil gaya hai, tum hosh mein aa gaye ho! Lao tumhara haath, ab mumbai ka bus bhi aa gaya hai ...
Raju: Huh? Arre Aiswarya Rai ji, madam, kya aap Dev Anand ki baath kar rahe ho? Kaunsi picture mein Dev Anand Aiswarya se haath milaya tha, mujhe yaad nahi aa raha?!
Kaaajjl: Oh, fo! Phir se Raju ban gaya hai? Lekin yeh meri badkismati hai, ki is Raju nahin banega gentlemen! Mein is tapori ko kaise Dev banaakar Mumbai mein is se naatak karva sakthi hoon?! Is tapori mein thoda bhi Dev ka gentlemanliness nahi dikh raha hai!
Dev: Dammit Kaajjal, I am a gentlemen! Dekho, mein kitna "man" hoon, aur kitna gentle bhi hoon! Dammit, Dammit, Dammit! Aur kya karoon tumhe samjhane ke liye ki main kaun hoon?
Kaajjal: Dev, again tum yahaan? I love you! Mere ek khwaish poora karoge? Is bus mein chado ... abhi isi waqt ... aur ek peeche wale seat pakdo thaki hum dono akele mein poore trip Ahem! 😉kar sakte hain!
Raju: Lagta hai madam, aap mere saath peeche wali seat mein "kuch kuch hota hai" ke baare mein soch kar kuch karne ke jaldi mein ho? Lag gayee meri lottery! Ladki mere saath peeche wali seat mein😳 😳...hai hai, hum cinema seat mein joh karte hein wohi abhi bus mein karenge kya?
Kaajjal: Raju, mein tumse nahin, Dev se seat ke baare mein keh rahi thi! Khabardaar jo tumne mere saath kuch karne ko try kiya tho! Mein Dev ki suhaagan hoon ... aur sada rahoogi! Mere Dev koi nahin mujse cheen saktha ... woh Ameesha and Karan bhi nahin!
Dev: Ameesha? Karan? Woh kaise hain mere pyaare bhai aur bhabhi? Aur kaisi hain meri pyaari Mom? Bahut dino ke baad unhe dekhne wale hoon. Kahaan the woh logo itne din?
Kaajjal: Dev, again tum mera Dev baat kar rahe ho! Dekho mein joh bolne wali hoon, theek se sun lo! Yeh Karan aur Ameesha ne tumhara hathya kiye hain ... aur abhi Mom ke bhi hathya karne ke evil plan kar rahe hain. Isi liye mein tumhe Mumbai leke jaa rahi hoon, thaaki hum un dono ka plan ko jaldi se rok sake!
Raju: Ameesha? Ameesha Patel ko maine "Kaho Na Pyaar Hai" mein dekha hai! Kya cheez hai! Lekin tumhare jaise usme itna jhatak-matak nahin Aiswarya Ji! Aur woh Karan ... kya Mahabharat ka Karan hain yeh! Waise bahut purana picture dekhne ki aadat nahin hain mujhe! Aur Mom toh sabhi picture mein hain ... kabhi hero ke Mom, kabhi heroine ki Mom ... aaj kal Hema ji Mom ke role mein bahut jamti hain, na?
Kaajjal: Ufff! Phir se Raju ban gaya! Arre, tumhara chehra mujhe chaahiye, tumhara useless dimak nahin! Mein meri dimaak aur tumhara chehra istemaal karoongi mere impersonation plan mein, samjhe! Kripaya karke, mooh bandh rakho Mumbai main, nahin toh tumhare taporigiri sunnke hi Mom on-the-spot mar jaayegi!
Dev: Kaajjal! Shubha shubh bolo meri Mom ke baare mein! Abhi se mat shuroo karna "saas bahu ki kahani"! Kya apni honi wali SasurMa ko on-the-spot dead dekhna chaahti ho? Kya baat kar rahi ho! Abhi abhi humare kahani ko Shreya Productions ke haath mein Sony ne sompa hai, aur itne jaldi shurroo yeh saas-bahu track?
Kaajjal: Dev, my darling, tum vaapas mere pass? Main Mom ko bachaane ki baath kar rahi hoon, maarne ki nahin!
Raju: Aiswarya ji, tum Mom ko maaro ya bachao, mujhe chodo ... is kahani mein kuch gadbad diktha hai, kabhi TV serial ka chakkar, kabhi cinema ka chakkar ...
Kaajjal: Haan mujhe bhi bahut chakkar aa raha hai! Is Dev or Raju ke beech mein joh phas gayee ...
DevRaju: Chakkar aa raha hai? Acchha, toh yeh baat hai! Lagta hai yeh Dev ya Raju ke beech mein kissi ek zaroor aapke hone wale bacche ki pita hai. Dammit, that is for sure! Lekin is humshakal track se pata karna thoda mushkil hai!
Bhootni log suspense mein rahiye ... aur aage chalte pata ho jayega ki asli baap kaun hai ... Dev ya Raju ...ya mein Devraju!😃