Oh se we have to suffer 11 more episodes of this fatso?
OK here's my hope and prediction of what DK should do to him in 11 episodes, each time they should use some inovative tactics to delay Dhruv's chasing behind Kaju:
Episode # 1: Tell him to go to meet Kaju at some park filled with cows and cowdung, and when he has to waste time walking very gingerly in that place to avoid the dung, DK will get enough time alone for coochie coo!
Episode # 2: DK should liberally throw some banana skins outside his house so when he tries to run out he slips and slides in slow motion ... and by then DK can escape from his sight and ahem!
Episode # 3: They should organise for a gaddha to stand behind his butt in all of his dialogue maro scenes - and they should train the gaddha to give a kick in the right tender spot of his anatomy whenever he says the words: "Kaajjal here I come!"
Episode # 4: They should see to it that Dadi gets angry with him and locks her baccha Dhruv beta in the bathroom as punishment ... and not give the poor whiny fat baby any more lollipops or cotton candy or building blocks!
Episode # 5: They should tell Sid Baba to send a decoy love-letter in Kaju's name and inside give him a very scary prediction that he will die if he comes within 10 kms radius of D or K!
Episode # 6: Simplest trick is to grease the doormat of his house with gum so when he steps outside, the doormat is also stuck to his shoes and he has to thereafter only hop anywhere with both feet!
I am running out of ideas ... someone give another 5 more ideas!