Make funny sentences and have fun...!!!

Make funny sentences and have fun :)
TRY THIS...!!

Pick the number of the month you where born

1----I fell in love with
2----I ate
3----I smacked
4----I sang to
5----I gave my number to
6----I murdered
7----I shot
8----I danced with
9----I choked on
10---I went out with
11---I kissed
12---I hugged



Pick the day (number) you were born on


1-------A homeless guy
2-------your mom
3-------a banana
4-------a fork
5-------a mexican
6-------a gangster
7-------a ninja
8-------an ipod
9-------my best friend
10-------a goat
11-------my dog
12-------my dad
13-------the computer
14-------a football player
15-------my neighbor
16-------myself
17-------a soda
18-------my hero
19-------a pickle
20-------a stuffed animal
21-------a weirdo
22-------a sock
23-------a tissue
24-------my pshyciatrist
25-------a policeman
26-------my brother
27-------my sister
28-------a baseball bat
29-------a dvd player
30-------my best friends brother
31-------my cell phone

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing

White------Because I was high.
Black-------Because I was drunk.
Brown-------Because your mom told me to.
Pink--------Because I'm retarded.
Red---------Because the voices told me to.
Blue--------Because Im hott and I do what I want.
Green------Because I hate myself.
Purple------Because I'm stupid.
Gray--------Because that's how I roll.
Yellow------Because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars.
Orange----Because I love my family.
Other-------Because that's what I do.

Now post the sentence which u made..........
😉

I shot a stuffed animal because I am retarded....

lol this is funny

nice game

I sang to a dvd player because i am retarded 😆😆😆

Nice game!!
I ate a policeman because that's how I roll.😆