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Originally posted by: souro

Btw, Shaz tumhari Jokes section ain't much when it comes to grilling. U only bragged to me, reality ab pata chal raha hai.😛

Oh you just didn't say that na....or did you really say that?😆

well just wait and watch the show dude😉

I wanted ya to...

chillax first....then *ahem* *ahem*😉

wait up dude....be right back with my list in 5 mins😉

When's your birthday?

How old are you?

What's your real name?

What's your full name?

Who named you?

Does your name mean anything in other languages? If yes then in which language and what does it mean?

Which internet games do you play/ used to play?

Which country are you from?

Which country do you live in?

Which country were you born in?

Which is your favorite brand for electronics?

Which is your favourite brand for clothing?

Which is your favourite chocolate brand (I guess they aren't exactly brands but something else…lol…but I'll just leave it as brand)?

Your favourite joke?

Your favourite joke from India-Forums's Jokes Section (please no one should be offended here because everyone's got their own taste)?

Post one joke that you think would make me laugh.

Your favourite section from the General Discussions Section?

Your favourite forum?

Your most memorable moment on IF?

Your most embarrassing moment on IF?

What do you like to eat for dessert?

Which is one of your favourite novels?

Who is your favourite author?

What do you wish or hope to dream about before going to sleep?

What do you do when you have a chance to stay at home alone, even for a mere half an hour only?

Where do you like to go usually?

What's the name of the current school you go to? (those who aren't students: What's the name of the last school you went to?)

Do(Did) you (used to) like school?

Which are/ were your subjects?

Which subjects do (did) you (used to) like?

Which subjects you don't (didn't) like?

Who are you close to in your family?

Do you watch Indian serials? If yes then which ones?

Do you watch American or English serials? If yes then which ones?

Which type of music do you like?

Do you like the way your parents treat you?

How do you behave with people when they are jealous of you?

How do you behave with people even after they insult you?

How do you behave with people when they praise you?

Do you like your surroundings?

Are you the neat-type or the messy-type?

What do you do?

Where do you usually go at IF (India-forums)?

How'd you came to know about IF?

Why do you come to IF?

How many brother(s) and sister(s) do you have?

Are any of them married?

What's your ranking among your brother(s) and sister(s)? (for example are you the oldest, second oldest, youngest, third youngest, etc...)

What do you do in your free time?

Do you call anyone a brother or a sister and you really mean it by heart even though they aren't your blood-relatives?

Which countries do you want to visit or visit again?

Where'd you want to go for your honeymoon?

What's your favourite color?

Do you prefer to live alone or with your parents/ family or with your (future) wife and/or children or your husband and/or children and in-laws?

Do you want to get married?

Do you dream about getting married?

Do you want to live in a house or an apartment/ flat?

Do you read newspapers? Name them.

Do you read any magazines? Name them.

Which airlines have you used so far to travel (local and abroad)?

Which countries have you traveled to till date?

What's your favourite dish?

What's your favourite cuisine?

What do you like to see in the morning?

Any dream you would like to share?

Your favourite song?

Your favourite movie?

Your most embarrassing moment?

Your most cherished moment?

Your most depressing moment?

At which moment would you hope to die/ How do you want to die?

Are you afraid of dying?

Have you ever been on a diet?

Why aren't you grilled here yet…or are you?

How do you get annoyed?

How can you get grilled?

When do you mind people?

Do you dislike anyone?

[no need to name anyone]

Do you dislike anyone from IF?
[no need to name anyone]

What type of music do you like?

What's your favourite ice-cream flavour?

What's your least favourite (meaning it's still your favourite but the least one) ice-cream flavour?

What ice-cream flavour you dislike?

Would you like to be politically involved…ever? Or had you ever wanted to be involved ever?

How many guys or people who are male have you seen on IF-I'm asking this because the majority on IF are females-(guys don't mind this okay….even though there might not be anything to mind but I'm just saying it just in case)?

Choose one from each…

Notebook/ Computer

Plastic bag/ Paper bag

Friends/ Teachers

Horse/ Hamster

Coke/ Pepsi

Towel/ Handkerchief

Pen/ Pencil

India/ Pakistan

Cricket/ Hockey

School/ Work

Dad/ Mom

Grandfather/ Grandmother

Comb/ Brush

Gel/ Oil

Sofa/ Chair

Water/ Juice

Vanilla/ Chocolate

Bath/ Shower

Wife/ Girlfriend (if you are a female then the question here is: what would you prefer to be?)

Husband/ Boyfriend (if you are a male then the question here is: what would you prefer to be?)

Arranged marriage/ Love marriage

Live/ Die

Family/ Friends

Home/ School

Asia/ Europe

India-forums/ MSN

Answer the first thing which comes into your head...

Dark red-

Bright pink-

Orange-

Dark black-

Bright white-

Yellow-

Dark brown-

Bright silver-

Gold-

Describe yourself with each letter of your name.....

S

O

U

M

Y

A

Now my unique question…lol…I've never seen anyone ask this kind of question anywhere so I feel like it's like my question or something-sorry if that was offensive, didn't mean it to be…hope no one minds that…

Which song would you like to dedicate to your fellow Jokes Section's Members.

Type/ Give/ Paste the lyrics as well.

Having fun, eh?😉

1) Why do Chinese eat Monkey brains?

2) Why do Chinese eat snakes?

3) Would you ever eat a snake? If yes, why? If no, why?

4) Would you like to visit Hong Kong? If yes, why? If no, why?

5) Would you like to meet me? If yes, why? If no, why?

6) Do you like the Jokes Section of India-forums? If yes, why? If no, why?

7) Do you like the Chinese horoscope?

8) What's your Chinese horoscope?

9) What would you like to study (name a subject or a topic which you haven't study till date)?

10) How much do you love your home country?

11) Do you like the concept of marriage?

12) Do you think love is the bets thing in the world? If yes, why? If no, why?

13) How much time do you spend on IF each day?

14) Are you addicted to IF?

15) What can you do for IF?

16) How many years more would you like to stay on IF?

17) Would you ever break rules on IF?

18) Do you want to break rules on IF?

19) Why did you come to the Jokes Section?

20) How did you landed up at the Jokes Section?

21) Do your parents mind if you go online on MSN?

22) Do your parents mind if you chat with people on the internet?

23) Do your parents mind if you visit IF?

24) What is the cutest thing in the world?

25) What is the best thing in the world?

26) What is the most wonderful thing in the world?

27) What is most beautiful thing in the world?

28) Do you think Aishwarya Rai is as pretty as she is portrayed to be? You know she was Miss World in the late 90s and she was more famous than the Miss Universe (Sushmita Sen) of the same year and also other Miss Worlds in the years after.

29) Who do you think is prettier, Aishwarya Rai or Priyanka Chopra? Why do you think that?

30) If you had a choice, who would you date? Salman Khan or Fardeen Khan or Zayed Khan (no Shah Rukh Khan because that would have been likely that you might choose that😉….maybe😳) And why him?

31) Why is the word 'love' spelt with the letters L, O, V and E? 😉😆

32) If you had a choice😆😳, would you hate me? (Be honest, no offense would be taken…😳) If yes, why? If no, why?

33) Do you think I shall be the viewbie of the Jokes Section? If yes, why? If no, why?

34) If you had a choice, what would you name yourself? And why that name?

35) Do you sing?

36) Smile now.😊 Did you?

37) Laugh now. Did you?

38) Giggle now. Did you?

39) What's your favourite Indian serial?

40) What's your favourite holiday spot?

41) On average, how many glasses of milk do you drink in a week?

42) On average, how many glasses of water do you drink in a day?

43) Which grade are you in?

44) What's the name of your school?

45) How much do you love going to your current school?

46) Who's the best griller you've seen till date? (No necessarily from the Jokes Section, he or she can belong to any other section or forum of IF.) No need to mention the username if you feel it's not right.😳 You can mention the section or forum of IF where he or she belong to.😳

47) According to you, who's been the best in grilling you?

48) According to you, who's tried their best in grilling you?😉😆

49) According to you, who wants to get you grilled?😉😆

50) According to you, who has tried their best to get you grilled?😉😆

51) According to you, who shall be named "The Griller" at the Jokes Section?😆

52) Give suggestions to your fellow Jokers on how can they improve on grilling the JOTWs, FOTWs and MOTWs after you.😆

53) Which is your favourite country? Why?

54) Which is your favourite city in the United Kingdom? Why?

55) Do you have Zee TV channel at home?

56) Do you have Star Plus channel at home?

57) Do you have Star One channel at home?

58) According to you, which is the best channel among the three above?

59) Which is your most favourite Indian serial?

60) Which is your most favourite reality show?

61) Name 10 members from the Jokes Section.

62) Your favorite sport? Why?

63) Do you like to drink tea or coffee or none? Why?

64) Do you prefer chocolate and candies or ice-cream? Why?

65) How many members of IF do you know?

66) How many members of IF do you know by name?

67) Which is your most favourite section or forum of IF?

68) Have you ever visited any other forum site? Why? And when?

69) Do you know anyone on IF personally? (As in for example she or he is from your school.)

70) Do you do part time job?

71) Do you want to do part time job? If yes, why and what would that be? If no, why?

72) Would your parents let you do a part time job?

73) Do you want to do a art time job at this age or at some other age? If some other age then around what age would that be?

74) Which year has been your best year? Why?

75) Which month of what year has been your best month? Why?

76) Which is your favourite year? Why?

77) Which is your favourite month? Why?

78) Which is your favourite day? Why?

79) Do your friends do part time jobs? If yes, why and what do they do? If no, why?

80) In your family, hwo possess the most qualities to become an actor or actress?

81) Do you like reading novels? Why?

82) Do you like to write stories? Why?

83) Do you read stories in the Writer's Corner or the fanfic section of IF?

84) Would you like to move cities? If yes, why and where to? If no, why?

85) Give me reasons why I shall visit the city you live in.

86) How many languages can you speak? And name them.

87) How did you learn all those languages you mentiond above?

88) Do you prefer to drink usually in a glass or a plastic cup or a tea cup or a mug?

89) What's the time at your place now?

90) Do you have facebook?

91) If yes, to the answer above then the next question would be that do you spend more time on facebook or IF?

92) Do you like to play boardgames? If yes, why and name them. If no, why?

93) Do you like to play Monopoly? If yes, why? If no, why?

94) Are you having fun answering these questions😉?

95) Will the next member to be grilled be a JOTW, FOTW or MOTW?

96) Do you like the current Game Of The Week (GOTW)? (The 'You Are Banned' one)

97) Any suggestions for the next GOTW for the Jokes Section?

98) Any suggestions for the next Discussion Of The Week (DOTW) for the Jokes Section?

99) What's your lucky number?

100) What's your favourite number?

I made a century!!!😉😆

WOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!😆

Hope you enjoyed answering those questions.😳😉😊

Love,

Shaz

Originally posted by: shruti_5

Your exam starts now! 😈😆 (skip if they r repeated or if too personal) 😳

Which do u prefer out of these 2, Chips or fries - Both actually, but I'll go with chips
Which do u prefer out of these 2, pepsi or coke - Neither, no fizzy drink for me
Which do u prefer out of these 2, cake or biscuits - Cake
Which do u prefer out of these 2, choclotae or fruit? - Chocolate
Which do u prefer out of these 2, gol gaape or somosaz - Gol gappe (called phuchka in our place)
What are your top 10 drinks - Orange juice, mango juice, apple juice, lichi juice, pineapple juice, berry juice, strawberry juice, flavoured milk, chocolate milk shake, Roohafza
What are your top 10 chocolates - Kisses, Dairy Milk, Kit Kat, Perk, Chocodate. There are others I like but they are not really faves as such, like Snickers, Munch, Toblerone, etc
What are your top 10 sweets - Lal doi (sweet red curd), chhanar payesh, lot chomchom, sor bhaja, rajbhog, chocolate rosogolla, etc. I know u dint understand anything cos they're all bengali sweets
What are your top 10 vegi dishes - I'm strictly carnivore, I don't like veg dishes except for a few bengali ones like alu posto, some dishes made from cauliflower, khichudi, etc. In non-bengali dishes I like baigan bharta, vindakai pulusu (or something like that it's name is) and that's it.
What are your top 10 none vegi dishes - I like all non-veg dishes, chicken, turkey, mutton, lamb, pork, beef, fish, egg, crab, oysters, squids, octopus, anything and everything. There are too many dishes to mention, but I like steaks and sizzlers, Hilsa preparations, fried, roasted, tandoor, kebab, smoked, baked, sushi, sashimi, etc. etc.

What are your top 10 deserts - chocolates, cakes, pastries, bengali sweets, apple pie, muffins, etc. I also like chutneys 😃

what would you do if there was no food lol what would - I'd starve 😭


Radom Questions



would u rather take a jump into a hole full of lions or eat a nasty slug? I'll eat a nasty slug I guess, cos at the most I'll throw up


2. what would u want to be if u had the chance to be something really magnificent?



a) Evil scientist b) A bear c) your mum

Tell me why u chose that option

Evil scientist. Cos I can't turn into a bear and I can't be my mum as I'm a guy, so that's the only option that's at least possible for me to achieve.😛



3. What would you do if you had a date with your favorite female actor?

I'll go on a date I suppose.😕

4. Are you a romantic or dreamer? Dreamer



5. Are in love? With who? Why do you love her? What qualities? If not then nevermind...

Arre don't u know, I love you Shruti. What qualities, well u r good in Karate and I fell in love with that quality of urs.

6. What's the craziest thing you have ever done?

Not allowed to write here. Btw, don't think that it's cos it has something to do with you know what I mean.

7. What's the most embarrassing moment?

Again not allowed to write here.😉

8. If you were to be in a fairy tale what character would you want to be and why? (any that u know of)

Aladdin, cos he doesn't have to anything, the genie is there for him.😃

9. What would u do if your best friend who is a girl asked u out?

I'll be happy to go out with her 😆 but I don't think that's going to happen.

10. Have u ever broken hearts

Nope

11. Describe me in 5 words

You choose which one u lyk most:

Sexy Hot Ravishing Ultra-hot Tantalizing Irresistible

Stupid Hare-brained Ridiculous Unbearable Two-faced Idiot

Sweet Honest Resident of USA Teenager Indian

12. What do you think of my username?

A five year old gal named Shruti 😆

13. what are your favorite quotes?

Fight till the last, you lose only when you give up

Friends



2 things u like about the following, IF u had to buy each a gift what would it be "all have to be different", Also Give each a Nick name. Put food by each person
Me 😆 Gift- a nunchuck; Nick- Shru; Food- Golgappa, good to eat but have a spicy side to it

Nug Gift- Grace; Nick- Nug; Food- Spaghetti

Sumra Gift- a machine that can make her talk more and a diamond ring (she'll know why 😆); Nick- Sum/ Shaz; Food- Misti Doi, so sweet

Rajni di Don't really her Gift- A yellow rose; Nick- Rajni is a sweet name, so won't change that; Food- Coffee

Lara - Gift- A camera to take better pics with; Nick- Lara; Food- Sizzler, cos she sizzles

Garu (angel3000) - Gift- absolutely anything ma friend wants; Nick- Garu is already a nick for Garima, Food- chocolate mousse, I don't know why but it's sweet and loveable like her

YOUR SELF 😆 Not applicable

Will do the rest later 😊

Originally posted by: *Nishi*

Aaaawww I knew it i knew it i knew it!!!!!! its huziiiii 😆 i'll be back to grill ya 😡 😡

Hum dono ke beech mein yeh Huzi kahan se tapak pada. 😆😆😆 Nishi is infatuated with Huzi I think. Jidhar Huzi ka naamo nishan nahi hai udhar bhi Nishi ko Huzi hi Huzi dikhai de raha hai.😉

Originally posted by: souro

Hum dono ke beech mein yeh Huzi kahan se tapak pada. 😆😆😆 Nishi is infatuated with Huzi I think. Jidhar Huzi ka naamo nishan nahi hai udhar bhi Nishi ko Huzi hi Huzi dikhai de raha hai.😉

😆 lagta hai ke Huzi ko yeh baat batani pare gi

Originally posted by: souro