Laughs -- Absence

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They say laughter is the best medicine, after all.

Father: Why did you get such a low score in that test?

Son: Absence

Father: You were absent on the day of the test?

Son: No but the boy who sits next to me was!


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Laughs


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They say laughter is the best medicine, after all.

Q: What's the moral of the story about Jonah and the whale?

A: You can't keep a good man down!
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They say laughter is the best medicine, after all.

Q: Who designed Noah's ark?

A: An ark-itect!
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They say laughter is the best medicine, after all.

Q: What was the greatest accomplishment of the early Romans?

A: Speaking Latin!
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They say laughter is the best medicine, after all.

Q: Why did Julius Caesar buy crayons?

A: He wanted Mark Antony!
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They say laughter is the best medicine, after all.

Q: Where did the pilgrims land when they came to America?

A: On their feet ! ! !

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