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1.There were 2 mosquitoes watching blood donors giving their blood."It's not fair," said one to the other."They're happy to lie down and let someone drain a pint of blood, but if we zoomed down for a quick nip, they'd do their best to kill us."
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2. What do you get if you cross a centipede and a parrot?
A walkie-talkie.
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3. Two caterpillars were crawling along a twig when a butterfly flew by. "You know," said one caterpillar to the other,"when I grow up, you'll never see me in one of those things."
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4. What dog smells of onions?
A hot dog.
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5. What lies on the ground 100 feet up in the air and smells?
A dead centipede.
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6. What did the grape do when the elephant sat on it?
It let out a little wine.
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7. What do you call a flea that lives in an idiots' ear?
A space invader.
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8. What do ants take when they are ill?
Antibiotics.
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9. Who conquered half the world, laying eggs along the way?
Attila the hen.
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10. Why was the young kangaroo thrown out by his mother?
For smoking in bed.
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