Nice lil' Johnny

Little Johnny's parents were very afraid their son would have
a wise crack to say about the baby. So, Little Johnny's dad had
a long talk with Little Johnny before going to the neighbors.
He said, "Now, son...that poor baby was born without any ears.
I want you to be on your best behavior and not say one word about
his ears, or I'm really going to spank you when we get back home."

"I promise not to mention his ears at all," said Little Johnny.

At the neighbor's home, Little Johnny leaned over the crib and
touched the baby's hand. He looked at its mother and said,
"Oh, what a beautiful little baby!"

The mother said, "Thank you very much, Little Johnny."

He then said, "This baby has perfect little hands and perfect
little feet. Why, just look at his pretty little eyes. Did his doctor
say he can see good?"

The Mother said, "Why, yes, his doctor said he has 20/20
vision."

Little Johnny said, "Well, it's a damn good thing, cause he
sure as hell can't wear glasses!"

Originally posted by: Shazia_haya

Little Johnny's parents were very afraid their son would have
a wise crack to say about the baby. So, Little Johnny's dad had
a long talk with Little Johnny before going to the neighbors.
He said, "Now, son...that poor baby was born without any ears.
I want you to be on your best behavior and not say one word about
his ears, or I'm really going to spank you when we get back home."

"I promise not to mention his ears at all," said Little Johnny.

At the neighbor's home, Little Johnny leaned over the crib and
touched the baby's hand. He looked at its mother and said,
"Oh, what a beautiful little baby!"

The mother said, "Thank you very much, Little Johnny."

He then said, "This baby has perfect little hands and perfect
little feet. Why, just look at his pretty little eyes. Did his doctor
say he can see good?"

The Mother said, "Why, yes, his doctor said he has 20/20
vision."

Little Johnny said, "Well, it's a damn good thing, cause he
sure as hell can't wear glasses!"