Originally posted by: nushhkiee
From: Anushka@palebluedot.com
To: Jahnavitheauthor@palebluedot.com
Subject: Important Update Regarding Your Deadline
Dear Author in Chief of Pale Blue Dot,
After carefully reviewing our recent exchanges (nd a minor identity crisis upon realizing I cant read calendars properly) I must correct the deadline I originally gave for Chapter 44 Part 2. I had said July 13.. but that was a mix-up on my part
Effective immediately.. the deadline has been preponed to June 13
We hv moved things up by a month.. because here at the Department of reader needs nd wants .. we take story updates very srsly
As ur unofficial nd self declared Boss of PBD Deadlines .. I feel it’s my duty to keep things on track and readers well fed with updates
Ur prompt attention to this matter will be rewarded with collective squealing.. emotionally charged comments on the thread.. and possibly more nostalgic nd lovely reels
Failure to comply will result in ... (Surprise
)
Wishing u plenty of inspiration and peaceful writing time with minimal distractions.
Warm regards
Director of desperation
CEO - Where's the Update? Inc.
(I hv srsly lost it)
Dear Director of Desperation,
The PR team has already promoted July 13 as the delivery date. To expedite the deadline by 1 month at such short notice is incomprehensible. We suggest to stick to our original agreement. Meantime all employees of Where’s the update, Inc can brush up their calendar reading/memorizing skills.
Regards,
Late lateef author
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