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Guys for the first time m trying something like this... Hope you all like it... and one more thing guys... I want your real opinions... please!!, if you didn't like it please add in your comment...
*fingers crossed*
@ Funny? Is it? @
The continuous chatter sound is echoing in the canteen... After a hectic day, students are chilling with light snacks and soft drinks...
Their group... Jodha, Jalal, Moti, Maan, Abdul and Salima... Are sitting on one table in pairs...
"Jalal... Me getting bored..."Abdul said while flipping the empty can of coke...
"Mee too..." All replies in unison...
Jalal looked at Abdul teasingly and brought his hand up, doing a aadab...
Watching it...
"Beta Abdul ise kehte hai apne per(leg) par khulhadi maarna!!" Abdul thought and very nervously looks at Jalal...
Abdul pleaded with his eyes to stop Jalal... Alas he got late...
"Abdul miyaan this one is for you..." giving a devilish smile, he started... Girls looks at him with curiosity...
"Hum dua karte hain Khuda se,
ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye,"
"Wah! Wah!" all replied... And looked at him with smile... Except Abdul coz he knows his best friend is gonna throw bomb on him... He looks around
"Phew koi nhi sun raha..." and thanked god inwardly... But his eyes snapped at Jalal... When his volume increased...
"Hum dua karte hain Khuda se,
ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye!!"
All near by benchers turned towards him, and hooted...
"Gaya beta Abdul.. Ho gya teri ijjat ka faluda..." and waited for it...
"Hum dua karte hain se,
ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye,
Ek Cartoon jaisi cheez hai humare paas,
kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye!"
Every body laughed out at this... While the can of coke Abdul is flipping till now came as a weapon at Jalal... Targeting his cheek...
"This one is for you Jalal miyaan..." Abdul sarcastically added... While laughter got more loud watching the horrible expressions on Jalal's face...
Taking the que... Abdul looks at Maan... And the smirk on his face scared maan...
"Guys mai chalta hu..." maan tried to escape... But Abdul blocked his way and signaled Jalal...
"Meri ijjat lutne k baad aap kese bach sakte hai..." and forcefully made him sit on chair... While girls are enjoying the scene...
"Aaj tum par aansuo kee barsaat hogi,
Phir wohi andheri kaali raat hogi,
Yaad naa karke tumne dil dukhaaya hain mera,
Jaa tere badan me khujali saari raat hogi!"
Maan made a yucky face and ran behind Jalal, chasing to change the design of his face... While Jalal ran, between tables saving his dear life...
Girls and Abdul laughed... After their Tom and Jerry chase both came back and sat on their respective chairs...
"Aaj deedar,
Jalal started but was not what to say further...
Kal yaar,
Jodha said while winking at Jalal...
Parson pyar,
Abdul popped up... With other line...
Phir ekraar,
Maan said eyeing Moti...
Phir intezaar,
Moti shyly added...
Phir takraar,
Salima said all grumpy... Angry at Abdul for canceling their date...
Phir daraar,
Jalal said while adding fuel to fire... Smirk playing on his lips...
Saari mehnat bekar,
Aur aakhir me ek aur devdaas at beer bar.
Glaring Jalal... Abdul exclaimed and dramatically fisted his palm kept it on his head, closed his eyes... Looking like a heroine of movies of early fifties...
Making salima more grumpy and gang laughing at their cute antics...
Accidentally Maan while laughing spoiled the dress of girl who is passing bye...
The girl slapped Maan... And fled away saying...
"Go to hell you idiot..."
All suppressed their laugh watching maan's crying face...
"Wo mujhe keh k chali gayi GO 2 HELL'
Wo mujhe keh k chali gayi GO 2 HELL'
wah wah
Wo mujhe keh k chali gayi GO 2 HELL'
AUR mai dil pe hath rakh k kehta raha.
AAL IZZ WELL..!"
AAL IZZ WELL..!"
They suppressing laughs blasted after Jodha's this line... Maan pouted and poured the glass full of water on Jodha... Jodha squinted his eyes and looks at Jalal with pleading eyes...
"Hui Baarish Aur Hum Bheeg Gaye,
Hui Baarish Aur Hum Bheeg Gaye,
Rajnikanth Ne Phook Maari,
Aur Hum Sookh Gaye!"
Saying this Jalal ran to save his life from his 'bhagin' who is full on mode to end his life... Making the gang showering their fake pity on him and lots of laughter...
Ruqu took the chance and tried to flirt with Jalal... jealousy brewed with in Jodha... she narrowed her eyes at Jalal...
"Jalal..." but before ruqu can say something... Jalal nervously started... knowing Jodha's anger!!
"Kali julfe, ghana andhera,"
Ruqu smiled shyly as Jalal is praising her... While Jodha is planning to kill Jalal by her looks...
"Hoja ganji(Bald head) or karde savera"
Jodha burst into fits of laughter... While ruqu stormed out feeling insulted...
"Bach gaye..." thought Jalal...
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Phew!! So here it ends...
Dedicated to my partner aka priyu... Hope after this you won't want a funny story from me... I really sucks While writing such stuffs...
Guys throw all tomatoes, jutas and chappals on priyu... Coz she is the one who insisted me to write something funny... And after writing this I actually learned something... That comedy is not my forte...😭
Sorry if its not worth reading!!😊😊
Kumkum Bhagya
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