Gimme a break part ... thread 1 closed - Page 6

Originally posted by: Acchu02

part 3

Q: How to Kill an Ant ?
(Asked in exam for 20 marks..)
Student's Answer:
"Mix Chilli Powder with Sugar & keep it
outside the Ant's Hole.
After eating, Ant will search for some
water near a water tank..
Push ant in to it..
Now ant will go to dry itself near fire..
When it reaches fire, put a bomb into
the fire..
Then admit wounded ant in ICU..
Remove oxygen mask from its mouth and
kill the ant !
"MORAL: Don't play with students they
can do anything for 20 marks!!

gimme a break

very logical indeed 👏😆a moral, inspirational, charging story 4 students preparing 4 exams🤣

Originally posted by: Acchu02

part 3

Q: How to Kill an Ant ?
(Asked in exam for 20 marks..)
Student's Answer:
"Mix Chilli Powder with Sugar & keep it
outside the Ant's Hole.
After eating, Ant will search for some
water near a water tank..
Push ant in to it..
Now ant will go to dry itself near fire..
When it reaches fire, put a bomb into
the fire..
Then admit wounded ant in ICU..
Remove oxygen mask from its mouth and
kill the ant !
"MORAL: Don't play with students they
can do anything for 20 marks!!

gimme a break

🤣

Originally posted by: Acchu02

part 4


The boss calls his secretary & says:"Get
ready for d weekend, We are going on a
business trip."
The secretary calls husband & says:"Me
& my boss r going on a business trip for
2 days so take care of urself"
The husband calls his girlfriend and
says:"My wife is going on a business trip
come home we can have fun"
The girlfriend calls the boy to whom she
gives tuition and says:"No tuition this
weekend."
The boy calls his father:"Dad, at last we
can spend this weekend together."
Dad (The boss) calls his secretary &
says:"Business trip is cancelled."I'm
going to spend weekend with my son"
The secretary calls husband:"I won't be
going"
The husband calls his girlfriend:"I am
sorry My wife is not going "
The girlfriend calls boy:"You have
tuition"
Boy calls his father & says:"Sorry Dad,
I've classes"
The Dad calls his secretary ...


gimme a break..

an eye opening story 2 those having affairs other than their legal terms😉 too hilarious🤣

Originally posted by: onlyparijat

Think its GUD, to give a dose of laughter 2 whosoever want it, others can skip it😆

😉

Originally posted by: Acchu02

note...
friends all these are not written by me... I got these as a text message from my friends.. I felt its worth sharing here with you all.. as now you all have become part of my life.. if u think its not good sharing here .. let me know ... I will stop it immediately

never dare 2 stop dis hunar of u even in dreams 😡 ur gimme a break should never take any break😆 so what it's not original, but dude u r doing a very good samaj seva by putting a smile on several faces😳 laughing is d only pain relieving dose needed by everyone and u r doing a great job👏 i really appreciate u 😛 2 me u r a star ⭐️ keep it up 😃

Originally posted by: Acchu02

😉

yes ..archana...tum post karna ...hum padhenge

Originally posted by: mushat

yes ..archana...tum post karna ...hum padhenge

Originally posted by: FAIRYLOVEDESIRE

never dare 2 stop dis hunar of u even in dreams 😡 ur gimme a break should never take any break😆 so what it's not original, but dude u r doing a very good samaj seva by putting a smile on several faces😳 laughing is d only pain relieving dose needed by everyone and u r doing a great job👏 i really appreciate u 😛 2 me u r a star ⭐️ keep it up 😃

thank you sweet heart

Originally posted by: mushat

yes ..archana...tum post karna ...hum padhenge

ha ha... this is enough for me... get ready to bear my torture

Originally posted by: Acchu02

thank you sweet heart

😛