Gimme a break part ... thread 1 closed - Page 21

Originally posted by: shruthikarthik

Har ladka kamina nahi hota😵

Originally posted by: Acchu02

part 33

1970 ladies----
Husband:: Ek cup Coffee!
Wife: Abhi laee ji

1980 ladies----
Husband: Ek cup Coff ee!
Wife: Abhi laee

1990 ladies----
Husband: Ek cup Coffee!
Wife : Laa rahi hu

2000 ladies----
Husband: Ek cup Coffee!
Wife: Banake pee lo

2015 ladies---
Husb: Ek Cup Coffee!
Wife: Kya poochha?
Husband: Maine poochha,
ek cup coffee tumhari bhi bana du?...

gimme a break

Originally posted by: avika444

ee emotion ki ardham emti???

Originally posted by: shruthikarthik

vevve vevve vekkirinchacatam😛endukante chala mandi boys hote hi kamine😉..

Originally posted by: Acchu02

part 16

Hindi Songs & their Medical Meanings:-
Jiya Jale Jaan Jale, Raat Bhar Dhuan
Chale..
- Fever
Tadap Tadap Ke Is Dil Se Aah Nikalti
Rahi..
- Heart Attack
Suhani Raat Dhal Chuki, Na Jaane Tum
Kab Aoge..
- Constipation
Bidi Jalayle Jigar Se Piya Jigar Ma Badi
Aag Hai..
- Acidity
Tujh Mein Rab Dikhta Hai, Yaara Main
Kya Karoon..
- Cataract
Tujhe Yaad Na Meri Aayi Kisi Se Ab Kya
Kehna..
- Alzheimer's
Tip-Tip Barsa Pani, Pani Ne Aag Lagayi..
- Urinary Infection
Dil Dhadak-Dhadak Ke Keh Raha Hai..
- Hypertension
Haay-Re-Haay Neend Nahi Aaye..
-Insomnia
Batana Bhi Nahi Aata, Chupana Bhi Nahi
Aata..
- Piles
And
Sabse Mast
Lagi Aaj Saawan Ki Phir Wo Zadi Hai..
- Loose Motion

gimme a break

Originally posted by: Acchu02

part 17


MOM to Son in
17 Century:
Beta apni CAST ki ladki se shadi karna.
18 Century:
Beta apny LEVEL ki ladki se shadi karna.
19 Century:
Beta apny MULK ki ladki se shadi karna.
20 Century:
Beta apny RELIGION ki ladki se shadi
karna.
21 Century:
Beta LADKI se he shadi karna.


gimme a break

Originally posted by: Acchu02

part 21

MUNNA CIRCUIT Jokes Collection
1) Munna: Kya kar rela hai circuit?
Circuit: Bhai bulb pe baap ka naam likh
rela hu
Munna: Kyun!
Circuit: Bhai, baap ka naam roshan karne
ka he na.
2) Munna: Ae Circuit ye Dr. log opration
se pehle
patient ko behosh kyun karte hai?
Circuit: Bhai! Bole to patient opration
sikh gaya
to Dr. Logo ki to wat lag jayegi na.
3) Circuit: Bhai, apun ne kal Sania Mirza
se phone pe baat ki.
Munna bhai: Arre wah, kya kaha usne.
Circuit: Usne kaha, Mamu wrong
number!!
4) Munna: ye Gandhi Bapu
har note me haste hi kyu rehte hei ??
Circuit: Simple hai
BHAI, Royenge to note
geeela ho jayenga na.
5) Circuit- Bhai, Aamerican Rastrapati
Kaha Rehta He?
Munaa- DHOBIGHAT Pe
Circuit- Dhobighat Bole To?
Munaa- English Me Bole To
"WOSHING TOWN"
6) Munna Bhai: Aay circuit, baapu bole
to gandhi ji kapde kyu nahi pehantay
thay?
Circuit: Bhai bole toh bapu bhi us time
ke salmaan khan thay!!


gimme a break

Originally posted by: shruthikarthik

Har ladka kamina nahi hota😵

Originally posted by: onlyparijat

right, koyi rare one gud b hota hai😛