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Well I was very very entertained with the current The Great Twitter Circus...😉
So here is the small addition from my side...😳
Disclaimer: (Yeah..yeah everything about JA has to come along with a disclaimer. Imagine Om Puri reading out the serial one here)
Summary: Everything is fiction...
P.S: Sincere request people who don't understand humor, please don't bother to read further.
PPS: Just a day before I wrote somewhere that Writer-Ji should start writing stand up comedies. I didn't know that he has already started casting for his comedy show...and guess who is the first one to get cast...😉 😛😉
Panish Maliwal: No no no this is not done. No one discussed the most hottest news we had shared few days back. The Murky tale of Love and slaps...
It was one of my best written telly-tale stories...In all my experience something like this should grab the eyeballs...😡
What to do now...🤔
since the second leap TRPs have started sliding and no one is even bothered what happens in the show.🥺
Even the Zee man said that he is getting bored of swatting the houseflies,😒 no one calls him anymore to complain.😭
And these JA fans...😡 who used to keep bashing me with all sort of proofs and all. Now a days only few of them have left...😔 😔😔
Let me try to give some happy moments in the show...😃😃😃
but this defies the first law of BT show : Leads can never be happy...⭐️
Can a bit of Teda Jalal work here??? 😛😛😛
No no no...😲 I can't breach the second law : Leads are always fools...⭐️⭐️
How about a Hamam scene...😉😉😉
Bloody hell...😡 big flop show...🤬
Even I could not watch Salim in Hamam...🤣 🤣 🤣
My darling Jaan Begum always comes to rescue in such cases...😈😈😈
Let her come back from new year vacation.
After all I have to follow the third and most impotant law of BT show: Villains are the brainiest lot.⭐️⭐️⭐️
Let me put a Jodha-Jalal scene at the end of friday episode and continue it on Monday...☺️ ☺️ ☺️
OooeeMGeee... this was such a success look at the praises...🥳 Even those who had left watched the scene separately...😳 😳 😳
But but but if the leads work more we have to pay them more...
we don't have any money left after buying new costumes...😲 😲 😲
Let me refer my Panishnama..😛 to find something interesting so that these idiot JA love-story lovers will ditch it just like us 😎 and move to Satakali...❤️ What a funny name I really love this one...😆
SS: Hello Panish, how are you doing?
Panish Maliwal: (Is he still working in the show?😕 😕😕 oh i had almost forgotten...😃 looks like he is still there on the payroll.👍🏼)
Oh, hello SS my brave and fierce warrior...
I was writing a marvelous sword fighting scene for Akbar's greatest Army chief commander that is you...
SS: But Panish,😲 😲 😲 the character I play in the show is supposed to be finance minister. I think I should be shown working on some economical policies...😕
Panish Maliwal: Hehehe 🤢🤢🤢 I was just checking whether you remember your role or not.🤪 But economics is such a boring thing... it causes a lot of headache to write some economics related dialogs...but I have some important role to play for you...😈 😈 😈
You need to tweet something I wrote just now...😃 😃 😃
SS: What is this??
Panish Maliwal: One of my attempt to increase the TRP...😳😳😳
And I have chosen you my friend... you will be famous...🥳🥳🥳
SS: No no. I can't do this...🤢
Panish Maliwal: Oh really, do you want us to shoot your death sequence in the show?😡😡😡
Remember I will make sure even for the last scene we will use body doubles of you...😈 And JA fans are very expertise in locating body doubles.⭐️
SS: Oh you can't do that it is not correct as per the timeline...
Panish Maliwal: How do you know that...😲 😲 😲
SS: I learned it from IIN...😎 (What an idea Sirji) 😃
3G network.Very fast in browsing.👍🏼 What do you think only you can read Wikipedia???😎 😎 😎
Panish Maliwal: Huh...🤪 If I can change mothers of Emperor's children, then do you think I will have difficult time in killing one character before time???😈 Now use that 3G network of yours and start tweeting... 😡 😡 😡
My New Show: The Great Twitter Circus...🥳 🥳 🥳
Referenced from the most reliable source: Panishnama 👏
So here is the small addition from my side...😳
Disclaimer: (Yeah..yeah everything about JA has to come along with a disclaimer. Imagine Om Puri reading out the serial one here)
Summary: Everything is fiction...
P.S: Sincere request people who don't understand humor, please don't bother to read further.
PPS: Just a day before I wrote somewhere that Writer-Ji should start writing stand up comedies. I didn't know that he has already started casting for his comedy show...and guess who is the first one to get cast...😉 😛😉
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OS: Panishnama
Panish Maliwal: No no no this is not done. No one discussed the most hottest news we had shared few days back. The Murky tale of Love and slaps...
It was one of my best written telly-tale stories...In all my experience something like this should grab the eyeballs...😡
What to do now...🤔
since the second leap TRPs have started sliding and no one is even bothered what happens in the show.🥺
Even the Zee man said that he is getting bored of swatting the houseflies,😒 no one calls him anymore to complain.😭
And these JA fans...😡 who used to keep bashing me with all sort of proofs and all. Now a days only few of them have left...😔 😔😔
Let me try to give some happy moments in the show...😃😃😃
but this defies the first law of BT show : Leads can never be happy...⭐️
Can a bit of Teda Jalal work here??? 😛😛😛
No no no...😲 I can't breach the second law : Leads are always fools...⭐️⭐️
How about a Hamam scene...😉😉😉
Bloody hell...😡 big flop show...🤬
Even I could not watch Salim in Hamam...🤣 🤣 🤣
My darling Jaan Begum always comes to rescue in such cases...😈😈😈
Let her come back from new year vacation.
After all I have to follow the third and most impotant law of BT show: Villains are the brainiest lot.⭐️⭐️⭐️
Let me put a Jodha-Jalal scene at the end of friday episode and continue it on Monday...☺️ ☺️ ☺️
OooeeMGeee... this was such a success look at the praises...🥳 Even those who had left watched the scene separately...😳 😳 😳
But but but if the leads work more we have to pay them more...
we don't have any money left after buying new costumes...😲 😲 😲
Let me refer my Panishnama..😛 to find something interesting so that these idiot JA love-story lovers will ditch it just like us 😎 and move to Satakali...❤️ What a funny name I really love this one...😆
SS: Hello Panish, how are you doing?
Panish Maliwal: (Is he still working in the show?😕 😕😕 oh i had almost forgotten...😃 looks like he is still there on the payroll.👍🏼)
Oh, hello SS my brave and fierce warrior...
I was writing a marvelous sword fighting scene for Akbar's greatest Army chief commander that is you...
SS: But Panish,😲 😲 😲 the character I play in the show is supposed to be finance minister. I think I should be shown working on some economical policies...😕
Panish Maliwal: Hehehe 🤢🤢🤢 I was just checking whether you remember your role or not.🤪 But economics is such a boring thing... it causes a lot of headache to write some economics related dialogs...but I have some important role to play for you...😈 😈 😈
You need to tweet something I wrote just now...😃 😃 😃
SS: What is this??
Panish Maliwal: One of my attempt to increase the TRP...😳😳😳
And I have chosen you my friend... you will be famous...🥳🥳🥳
SS: No no. I can't do this...🤢
Panish Maliwal: Oh really, do you want us to shoot your death sequence in the show?😡😡😡
Remember I will make sure even for the last scene we will use body doubles of you...😈 And JA fans are very expertise in locating body doubles.⭐️
SS: Oh you can't do that it is not correct as per the timeline...
Panish Maliwal: How do you know that...😲 😲 😲
SS: I learned it from IIN...😎 (What an idea Sirji) 😃
3G network.Very fast in browsing.👍🏼 What do you think only you can read Wikipedia???😎 😎 😎
Panish Maliwal: Huh...🤪 If I can change mothers of Emperor's children, then do you think I will have difficult time in killing one character before time???😈 Now use that 3G network of yours and start tweeting... 😡 😡 😡
My New Show: The Great Twitter Circus...🥳 🥳 🥳
Referenced from the most reliable source: Panishnama 👏
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