Originally posted by: lashy
It's got nothing to do with M & M.. but since you'd captioned Moti Bai.. I wanted to caption PARIJAT too ๐
Okay ... okay ... the only rule of this thread is having fun ... it is also called the Music & Madness club remember ๐
Rajat - Don't be sad my new bestest-friend...
Pyaar dosti hai ...
Pari - But why... why Rajat are they doing this to us? Why don't people let us be in peace... I just want a few happy tracks with you...
Rajat - I know EXACTLY what you mean!
Pari - Benazir, Nigar, MA, fake pregnancy, false pregnancy, Hassan, Hussain Ruqaiyya... and NOW SALIM??? I'm tired of the glycerine hurting my eyes...
Try allergy eye drops ... that is what I do
Rajat - Then, can you imagine how I must feel! Just cos Ekta saw me cry somewhere and was impressed with my tears.. she's made me overdo the crying... even cucumber slices barely help these days!
Arrey Rajat ... don't blame Ekta ... blame the TRPs
At least you got a mud / spa from Abul Mali
Pari - And just look at this green ghagra Rajat... I hate my clothes.. everyone else gets new clothes - especially the ones who come to play cameos as evil ladies.. arghhh... and I get Diwali bonanza buy 1 get 3 free ghagras! And my Crown that your mom supposedly gifted me... its so oversized!
That is because Green is Jalal's favorite color ๐ณ
Rajat - Hey that's not my REAL mom... lol... but, I understand! I've tripped once or twice on these oversized frocks myself while sword-fighting.. (I'm certain the tailor has been bribed by the media too. He deliberately gets my height measurement mixed with someone else's - there's NO WAY someone would stitch a fighting costume till the ankles!)... shyea... Chetan was the only guy who understood my clothes tragedy - since he wore one red pair for 1 year... and when he voiced a complaint to the CVs, he was mercilessly crushed out of the serial...
Oooh (Pronounced like the letter "o" before someone goes Aaah and confuses me) that explains a lot
Pari - That's bad... (and then, she wonders if she should ask him something else) Rajat I have a final question... I heard a few whispers doing their rounds... you don't think I've put on weight, na?
Rajat - (Errr why do women always come up with this awkward question... need to change the topic soon! Oh yeah...) Forget about all that.. I have a good idea...the serial has nothing in store for us now...and you and I are desperately seeking a change of mood and place...remember the last time we wanted a change, they sent us on an stuffy election rally (Phew)... let's get out here without making a big deal of it.. and I'll teach you some sword fighting!
Not a bad idea ๐
Pari - Gasp! OMG Sword fighting! Outside Karjat? When my character was introduced I was supposed to be a swordswoman... now not only have I forgotten how to hold one, I don't want my 9 year old serial son to hold one either apparently! (Sniffles)
The production house cannot afford swords or wars ... they decided from now on we can have only mirchi wars ๐
Rajat - Forget the CVs... I'll teach you some fancy moves... (And I can do this better than the Asst Stunt Master ji who's taken over) This way we can escape Karjat... get some much needed exercise.. AND have some fun too whatttsay!
What was the much needed exercise for? ๐๐
Pari - (Sounds good enough!) And if people start gossiping about us as usual.. if others' ask what we're doing ... at least gimme a reason I can give my off screen IN LAWS when they ask me what I was doing frolicking about with you and a sword! (Tries not to blush!)
Rajat - Let's just tell them we're practising for ZRA!๐
Next we will see an interview with Pari that it was a body-double ... remember that fiasco and your positive thread before the SR?
Thanks for a great laugh - writer-e-khaas ๐ค