Take 5:Hialrious 5 :9th May - Page 4

Originally posted by: happygolucky099

u rock tata di👏

Thank u dear 🤗🤗..but I am always here to provide entertainment for u.😃..jab exams se ho thakaan,to Tatadi ke take 5 padh lo😉

miss u🤗

Miss u too dear 🤗..Bas aur thode din..I am sure ur exams will be over soon😳..then its rock n roll soniye

Originally posted by: rock&roll

Originally posted by: rock&roll

Aww..Rima...Thank you so much😃

Ppl thinking u r mad is a gud sign😉..It gives u the license to do a lot of weird things and get away with it saying "main to aisi hi hoon"😉😆😆

🤗

The eager celerity with which Bharmal agrees to seeing Jodha off to Agra that very night, disregarding the need for a shubh mahurat, shows only one thing. He wants to have her well on the road to Agra before she changes her mind and decides to stay in Amer after all!!!

Originally posted by: rock&roll

Hi everyone...Back with my take 5 of Friday..yeah..i know..Friday was a long way off...but it was a gud fun episode,nevertheless...

Take 1: A mukh for a message😉

Kunwar Pratap to Messenger" Tumhara Mukh bata raha hai ki sandesh vichitra hai:"

Does Kunwar Pratap employ messengers with special mukhs (faces) for special messages?5 "Vichitra sandesh faces","3 gambhir sandesh faces" and 4"prasanna sandesh faces" in the retinue of messenger services🤔.😲😲

Take 2: The prickly crown:😛

Jalal says" Shehenshah ke sar pe jo Taaj hota hai usmein jewarat se zyada kaante hota hai"..Looks like Humayun gave Jalal a raw deal😡...When he was on the run from Sher shah he used up all the crown's jewels for his daily expenses and stuffed them with thorns instead.😲😲...Now Jalal thinks a shehenshah always wears thorns in his crown....No wonder,he needs those frequent head massages😆😆

Take 3: Akele akele zindabad

Moti arrives with her chamchis to thank Jalal for the teerth tax abolishmnent.But at the precise moment when needed her chamchis are caught napping.Moti has to do to the "shehenshah Zindabad" and "Shehnshah ki jai ho" ho all by herself..The crowd simply refuses to join her in the chorus...Why not employ Adham Khan's echoes,Moti?They works very well...and for all dialgoues

Take 4:Precious prasad😉

Jodha finishes her Puja..and finally gives a laddu to Shaguni bai(who had been eyeing it for the last 2 episodes)...Shaggu watch out..the laddu is from the Thaali walks in Agra..it is over 3 months old...

Shakeme Bye croaks and quakes her "Jodha Bye bye" slogan one last time. She has hired a very efficient worker called Niyati who is adept at playing games(Niyati ka khel).This Niyati lady is now going to make sure Jo leaves for Agra asap.👏👏

Jo is seen following Ameri tradition by distributing one 1 rupee coin and 5 gms of peanuts to all the devotees after the Puja..The devotees are so disgusted with the Prasad that they mockingly tell her that they do not need that "Dhan" and she should use it for some other "shubh kaarya..."...⭐️⭐️⭐️

Take 5: Quit Amer movement of 1575

Jo returns from the pooja.."Daan karna mein samay lag gaya.".No wonder...who wants 5 gms of peanuts as daan...😡😡

Jo announces her iraada to return to Agra...Action pe reaction 😉:

Reaction 1: Bharmal: is so thrilled that he gives up his seven course meal for the night and announces :Utsav manao...Its party time...

Reaction 2: Dadisa:Rolls her eyes heavenward and gets on her hotline to Ambemaa to offer her a telepathic thank you👏

Reaction 3:Maasa:"zara phir se kehna"...yeah,right...ask her to repeat it..she is very much capable of retracting her statement😡...Maasa should get Jo's signature on a stamped paper...just in case...🤔

Reaction 4Brothers:Undisguised Relief...finally she goes home...Phew!!!

Jo wants to leave at night but Maasa wants a shubh mahurat ...

Reaction 5:Bapusa: "maina...we don't need no shubh mahurat to send her home, Send her away right now..before she changes her mind...Jo beta tum raat ko hi niklo..."..Wise call..Bharmal also sends her brothers with her to Agra...I think he is planning to send Dadisa also on a pilgrimage trip and take a second honeymoon with Mainawati...God knows he deserves it...👏👏👏

Mauke pe chauka:😉😉

Jodha feels"Shehensah badal rahe hai"..Right darling..run home... lest he walk away with the credit for all the good deeds...Run and snatch it away from him...leave tonight...

Plz answer:

Why has knuwar pratap employed two bhompu type grandpas as his special advisors🤔🤔

Plz do leave ur comments or likes..🤗

Originally posted by: sashashyam

My dear Anita,

Here I am, and I do not care how old your takes are . They always set me up for the rest of the day!

Aww..Thank you Aunty...🤗🤗..U amaze me every time by taking the trouble of digging up old threads of mine and commenting on them😳😳..Gives me a huuuge ego boost 😳😃

The best one here: The prickly crown, followed closely by Akele akele zindabad, Moti bai is always the frontrunner for the Razzie in each and every episode!

Thank you once more😃

But my dear, the delightfully named Quit Amer Movement could not have been in 1575! It was in 1563, I expect. No wonder, the serial drags so much it looks like 1575!😉

😆😆..I realised that some time after posting...I actually took a random date...Thought that Akbar ruled between 1550 to 1600..so lets take the mid point 😉..Then Radhika came back with this question of why i chose 1575...when i googled ,I realized that i was way off the mark and "Quit Amer movement"must have taken place a good 12 years earlier...But i highlighted an important buried part of history,didn't I😆..U r right aunty,the serial's pace must have created illusions in my mind abt the year...🤣🤣..Jo stays in Amer from 1562-1575...and Jalal pines away for 13 years..this is like Ram's vanvaas 🤣🤣

As for the reactions here, I wrote only about Bharmal's in my own post, as The Joke of the Week, and that was identical in content with yours:

The eager celerity with which Bharmal agrees to seeing Jodha off to Agra that very night, disregarding the need for a shubh mahurat, shows only one thing. He wants to have her well on the road to Agra before she changes her mind and decides to stay in Amer after all!!!

🤣🤣..Exactly...hv her on the road before she decides otherwise and starts giving bhaashans to prove her POV 😆😆😆

Shyamala Aunty

Originally posted by: ngayou

Didn't see this epi , but am sure I love ur funny version than the one that was shown on TV, u rock, Anita & I didn't get a pm for this either, but chaltha hain, found it thankfully 😃