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Hi everyone!!!!! i have come up wid a funny post.since the forum was sad from many days due to akdha separation,i thought of making u ppl laugh by posting some jokes.dont take them seriously,i posted them for fun...
jalal was teaching jodha arithmetic, he said, it was his mission.He kissed her once; he kissed her twice and said, Now thats addition.In silent satisfaction, she sweetly gave the kisses back and said, Now thats subtraction. Then he kissed her, she kissed him, without an explanation.And both together smiled and said, Thats multiplication.Then ruqaiya begum appeared upon the scene and made a quick decision.He kicked jalal three blocks away and said, Thats long division!
ruqs - "jalal agar hum bhi jodha begum ki tarah kho gaye toh aap kya karenge ?"
Husband - "hum Nirmal Baba ke paas jayenge ... !"
Wife - "kyu ? ...Baba se kya kahoge ?"
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Husband - "unse kahenge ... Baba aapki kripa aani shuru ho gayi ... !!!
Akbar : Hamare ammi abbu humse itni mohabbat karte thhe, ke hame sulane k liye sari sari raat jagte rehte, or hum fir bhi nhi sote the.
atgah : Tbhi to aap eklote reh gaye huzoor.
ruqs: jab aap jaam pite ho mujhe pari kehte ho.
beer pite ho toh darling
par aj bhutni kyu?
pati:aj maine sprite pi hai,
'seedhi baat no bakwaas'
Health and Fitness
Naagin 7
