Five senseless sense organs:
Jalal enters Jodha's cabin to find Moti armed with a letter bomb.😉She starts off by warning Jalal not to follow the common norm of shooting the messenger(Wise girl)😡
Dear Jalal,
I am leaving the palace and going on an Agra tour. Catch me if u can😉...I am leaving because you accused me of something I did not so. You heard what my lips spoke, but why didn't you hear what my eyes said?🤔 Your eyes should have looked into my eyes and heard what they were saying."😲😲😲...Poor Jallu is terribly confused...😆😆😆His mother had taught him that one can see through the eyes,hear thru the ears and speak through the mouth...👍🏼But here his wise Jodha was turning the fundamentals of science on their head...Speak through her eyes?..How on earth....he thought eyes were meant to see...and he should have heard her through his eyes?...Oh God!! Just because Rajvanshis had superhuman powers didn't give them the right to expect the same from the Mughals..tsk..tsk...Mughals were just simple Mango people(aam aadmi)...He decides to call Atgah Khan to confirm the functions of the five sense organs,just in case ...😆😆😆
The mystery of the missing laundry bag
CVs explain plz: Jodha does not have a bag when she leaves her hojra,suddenly she is found dangling a blue bag on her shoulder which magically changes colours to Majenta overnight😲...Jadoo jadoo....
Explanation: Jodha leaves her hojra carrying only her kanha with her...Half way out of the palace she stops by Salima begum's room to pick up laundry clothes which needed to be dropped off at the corner laundry shop...Apparently Salima was so busy doling out free advice that she couldn't find time to do her laundry.😉.The ever helpful Jodha obliges😳. Jodha then drops off the blue laundry bag at the launderers and picks up the clothes Hamida begum left there last time(wrapped in a dark majenta cloth)...⭐️⭐️
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Practice makes a man perfect:
Jallu knows that he gets tongue tied in front of his beloved begum Jodha.😳.So he decides to practice his dialogues before her picture...Rehearsals always help you know...⭐️.He tries to find reasons for convincing Jodha to come back...His top 10 reasons include
- Bakshi banu is not a god enuf daughter and Mom can't have a daughter at this age..😕So you need to fill in.😉
- We desperately miss a good ayah in the palace who can tell stories to Rahim , good ayahs at short notice are hard to find...so plz come back...😆😆
- The avam of Agra will refuse to pray for my welfare in future...so plz come back...😲
Nice reasons Jallu...but maybe u could add that u r madly in love with her ...She might actually consider that more seriously than the ayah job...😉
Its my Mona Lisa:
As Jallu is rehearsing his speech, Hamida Begum barges in on him and accuses him of being an irresponsible idiot...(which by now has become poor Jallu's official middle name)😕😕...She proceeds to accuse him of behaving worse than a shaitaan...😲😲."Shaitaan bhi Jodha pe shak nahin kar sakta"..Implied meaning..."Since you suspected her,you are worse than a shaitaan"..
God,CVs..Jalal is the shehenshah,for God'a Sake..Give him more respect...Any Tom,Dick nad Harry entering and accusing him of anything..First Maham calls him an idiot and now HB calls him a devil...😆😆😆As Jalal is trying to process the implication of this statement and doing a comparative analysis of him/vs shaitaan..Hamida Begum completes her secret motive-walking off with Jodha's painting...Ab Jallu bechara kaise practice karega😡😡
How to lose 10 kilos in 5 days
Maham continues on her brisk evening walks in a desperate attempt to become thinner than javeda😉...and today Javeda decides to follow her trying to be as loud and conspicuous as possible...But Maham apparently has a disease called NBD(Night blindness and dumbness)...MA who can recognize a Sujamal in a trice during the day is unable to hear or see Javeda shouting at the top of her voice right behind her...😲She is also suffering from a contagious disease called ostrich syndrome(like all Agra mahal wasis..)...Ostriches put their head into the sand and think they've become invisible..⭐️⭐️ 😆😆😆 Agra mahal wasis have the same problem...Ppl suffering from Ostrich syndrome think that when they cover their heads with a dirty grey shawl,they become invisible😲😲...Someone plz tell them that the shawl is not Harry potter's invisibility cloak .
More to follow by today evening 😃
Anupamaa
Udne Ki Aasha
