Portents and any other tents.....

Originally posted by: LizBennett

"By the prickling of my thumbs, something wicked this way comes"

So...to start from the finish...so to speak...REX B...suddenly sparks his thinking cap, and decides to ape BigMomma Machiavelli...in a)...subtly...sledgehammer subtly...warning off his ChiefTantrumThrower Impedimenta...and then...

b) facetiously trying to dissuade his FireBrand...now a mellow hearth flame, than a Volcano...,about taking on the responsibilities of his myriad and multitudinous harem...

----- Me thinks he has an actual thinking hat similar to a sorting hat. So, he has four houses...errr... emotions to choose from; Romantic, Sarcastic, Confused and ...ahem.. occationally intelligent. The first three are fairly common.

Dude...u truly needed that many women..in an age where ViaAgra...had a completely different meaning..?? ...or is that why they named it thusly, considering the phenomenal...AHEM! appetites of His royal Studliness..and his satyriasis inflicted progeny...u guys seriously needed the Energizer Bunny energy, didntcha?...(ooh...that was a GodAwful pun...apologies...)😕

-----When he said 5000 women in Harem, my first thought was ... Dude, ever heard of STDs?

And how can he keep up with so many women. Me thinks he is the first super man.

And seriously, 'bunny'???? do you want to quote 'bunny'??? 😆

And to bring to point...NOW u wake up?...Truly?And what sparked said Batti...

was it LURVEEE...? U disappoint me BigMooseDude...she had to nearly die to prove a point...and ur intelligence chief needs to be renamed InfirmofPurpus...coz he is a bloody waste of wages...

The shrewd n canny Imperio seen in the earlier pre and immediate post wedding Avatar is now AWOL...and what we have is more a short circuited, hormonally controlled, testosterone overloaded,frontal lobe shortchanged version of the former...who is so woefully unaware of the goings on in his immediate environs...let's not even talk about his empire...that 'tis a wonder that the local tinpot rulers did not form a coalition and wreak havoc , en masse...and put an end to any dreams Moooghal..or any other ghal... And is the right deserving 'un for the title of His Royal Ignoramus..ness...

---Where did that guy go, I wonder always. I still remember the scene where Jodha puts accross her two conditions for marriage and he catches on to the fact that she is doing all this to avoid the wedding itself. He understands her, just by reading her and moti's experssions. How I miss that Jalal!!!!

So now, soon to be MaaaMaaa Imperio...( was tempted to call him MooMoo...considering the bovine looks he tosses Herways...every time she is within scent range..), do tell...How long till the next s#*tfest??...when said offal will hit the proverbial ceiling...and this lovely incandescent nimbus that you have so moo..moo..ingly cast around your "cat with 9 lives" spouse...the new Khaas in ur life ...will dissipate..poof!... faster than I can say Benedict..(.and I can say that purty darn fast..) coz I am so certain that the next scandal is around the square corner...and all this so called...trust...unshakeable, as u have claimed it...will avalanche 'pon the slightest tremor that BigMomma casts out from her Pandora's pithos of malportents...

--- Can you leave Benedict for a second??? 😉 I mean, how much of a hichki he must be getting because of you!!!!! And we want him to come back for the next season. Thank you very much.😃 Now, moving on... the next MU will be the mother of all MUs me thinks which may cause the separation of moo-moo and boo-boo...

Speakin of, 'Tis amazing, the ease with which Cruella BigMomma Iago Deville marionettes her charges around..and they like their stringed counterparts flail their arms, raise their eyebrows, flap their mouths and mutter the most inane utterances, than even the biggest dunces would marvel at...all that's left is the Frankenstein walk...that the marionettes do...and that would prolly be where the Abul the Maleficent Gardener comes in...doing his best I'll huff n puff impression...😈

---- She is the most intelligent person in Agra right now. Do you know who is the dumbest?? Viewers...😆

And to do the circle has no beginning...ending...Impedimenta's tantrums make most two year olds look like docile lambs...are the Scribbies trying to say that she hasn't advanced beyond the age of ...err...3..?? Coz the way she keeps sayin.."Hum hain, hum"? Makes one...firstly...cover one's ears to protect the delicate drums within from the screechies...and then go HO HUMMM... at the -we saw this comin...miiillleeesss ago scenario, and were pretty much wondering when her Ingoramus-In-Chief spouse would figure that one out...and go figure...

--- I was imagining smoke coming from her ears and she stomping her foot was what was left in her tantrum sessions.

So, two new nominations for the BIL's...(brother in law's)...and one for AdhaM...

Have decided on Dubius Status and Nefarius Purpus...

The latter..WhoseMoralsareElastix...

Just thought of a sad one for Hoshiyaar...Justforkix...considering how many he has endured...poor dude...ette...

--- Less said the better. 😆

Who is who...I'll leave to the polls...

Originally posted by: LizBennett

"By the prickling of my thumbs, something wicked this way comes"

So...to start from the finish...so to speak...REX B...suddenly sparks his thinking cap, and decides to ape BigMomma Machiavelli...in a)...subtly...sledgehammer subtly...warning off his ChiefTantrumThrower Impedimenta...and then...

b) facetiously trying to dissuade his FireBrand...now a mellow hearth flame, than a Volcano...,about taking on the responsibilities of his myriad and multitudinous harem...

Dude...u truly needed that many women..in an age where ViaAgra...had a completely different meaning..?? ...or is that why they named it thusly, considering the phenomenal...AHEM! appetites of His royal Studliness..and his satyriasis inflicted progeny...u guys seriously needed the Energizer Bunny energy, didntcha?...(ooh...that was a GodAwful pun...apologies...)😕

And to bring to point...NOW u wake up?...Truly?And what sparked said Batti...

was it LURVEEE...? U disappoint me BigMooseDude...she had to nearly die to prove a point...and ur intelligence chief needs to be renamed InfirmofPurpus...coz he is a bloody waste of wages...

The shrewd n canny Imperio seen in the earlier pre and immediate post wedding Avatar is now AWOL...and what we have is more a short circuited, hormonally controlled, testosterone overloaded,frontal lobe shortchanged version of the former...who is so woefully unaware of the goings on in his immediate environs...let's not even talk about his empire...that 'tis a wonder that the local tinpot rulers did not form a coalition and wreak havoc , en masse...and put an end to any dreams Moooghal..or any other ghal... And is the right deserving 'un for the title of His Royal Ignoramus..ness...

So now, soon to be MaaaMaaa Imperio...( was tempted to call him MooMoo...considering the bovine looks he tosses Herways...every time she is within scent range..), do tell...How long till the next s#*tfest??...when said offal will hit the proverbial ceiling...and this lovely incandescent nimbus that you have so moo..moo..ingly cast around your "cat with 9 lives" spouse...the new Khaas in ur life ...will dissipate..poof!... faster than I can say Benedict..(.and I can say that purty darn fast..) coz I am so certain that the next scandal is around the square corner...and all this so called...trust...unshakeable, as u have claimed it...will avalanche 'pon the slightest tremor that BigMomma casts out from her Pandora's pithos of malportents...

Speakin of, 'Tis amazing, the ease with which Cruella BigMomma Iago Deville marionettes her charges around..and they like their stringed counterparts flail their arms, raise their eyebrows, flap their mouths and mutter the most inane utterances, than even the biggest dunces would marvel at...all that's left is the Frankenstein walk...that the marionettes do...and that would prolly be where the Abul the Maleficent Gardener comes in...doing his best I'll huff n puff impression...😈

And to do the circle has no beginning...ending...Impedimenta's tantrums make most two year olds look like docile lambs...are the Scribbies trying to say that she hasn't advanced beyond the age of ...err...3..?? Coz the way she keeps sayin.."Hum hain, hum"? Makes one...firstly...cover one's ears to protect the delicate drums within from the screechies...and then go HO HUMMM... at the -we saw this comin...miiillleeesss ago scenario, and were pretty much wondering when her Ingoramus-In-Chief spouse would figure that one out...and go figure...

So, two new nominations for the BIL's...(brother in law's)...and one for AdhaM...

Have decided on Dubius Status and Nefarius Purpus...

The latter..WhoseMoralsareElastix...

Just thought of a sad one for Hoshiyaar...Justforkix...considering how many he has endured...poor dude...ette...

Who is who...I'll leave to the polls...

Originally posted by: rima4ever

nice post

Originally posted by: kmmdesai

Dear Dear K2M2BHT-1,

Lovely post. 👏

Missed your brand of sense of humor (yes, you are a brand onto itself😃 ).

Please do write more.

My replies are inline... please do check it out.

Love

K2M2BHT-2

Originally posted by: MaddyO

OMG 🤣 LIz is BACK!!!

I could not stop laughing at the Via--- and the names PERFECT👏👏

Though you are being rather generous with Adha M by just calling his morals elastix they are ABSENTIX!!!

Perfect for Hoshiyaar, please think of some apt name for Resham😃

Hey I thought of other names
For Impedimenta aka Ruk - Khas-tantrumenta
For Hoshiyaar - Justforslapstix
For Salima Begum - Calmdignita

Aah! You likeee the names...Me Happeee

So, AdhaM...WhosMoralsAbsentix

I like Tantrumenta a lot...verry nice

Salima- I still go for CalmposeWatson..but I always think of her as La Serenissima ...did you know that is what they called Venice...in the old days..

Love the Hoshiyaar one..justforslapstix...good 1...

Now, one for Resham...Puppetonastix..

Whatsay u?

Originally posted by: history_geek

Humorous...!...

Nice one..!...
:))))

These were the best..!!...

Maleficent Gardener
Dubius Status
Nefarius Purpus
Justforkix

Originally posted by: LizBennett