Part 3 -Comedy Nights with Jodha Akbar

Dear
Friends, I know many may not agree with me , but I did not enjoy this jealousy
track as much as I had anticipated.The only relief was Rajat, again unfolding
his acting prowess and the lighter veins which kept me amused and distracted
from the illogicalities the story line is being subjected to, especially
Jalal's character.

Mirza
Ghalib, had he been alive today ,would have penned his famous couplet
differently:

Ishq ne
Abu'l Fath nikamma kar diya, warna hum bhi aadmi tthey kaam ke!!!!

I fear the
young viewer, who is being taught Mughal history in school and is religiously
following EK's Magnum Opus.His history teacher will have to do some serious
unlearning

Teacher: Who
was Jalal uddin Mohammad Akbar?

Student: The
original Devdaas!

Teacher: By
what other names is Jodha Bai known in History?

Student: The
Mistress of Leps, Aushadhis and Marhams.

Teacher:
What lesson do you learn from Akbar's life relevant in the present day society?

Student: How
to make your girl friends jealous!!!!

Teacher: Who
was Maham Anga?

Student: The
original Lalita Pawar, Shashi Kala, etc etc

Teacher:
Briefly discuss Akbar's Rajput Policy.

Student:
(scratching his head, this a tough one for him)

Attending Rajput weddings for a
long time, whole hearted participation in all Rajput wedding rituals ,
promoting and enjoying Rajasthani folk dance

Teacher
shocked😲, Student rocked😆

P.S. the
fake moon was this week replaced by the even faker flowers.Salima Begum
thrusting a bunch of white fakies under Jalal's nose for him to enjoy the sweet
smell.And the assorted fakies(? Imported in bulk from China) adorning almost
every window sill in Agra fort

P.P.S. For
those who managed to miss Jodha's blue vomit (I for one did) there is hope next
week. Be on the look out for Benazir's Green one

Statutory
Warning: Do not attempt this on a full stomach .You might throw up some weird
color yourself😛

Originally posted by: bubbles_rogue

😆..no moon this time..yeah the fake flowers really spoiled the moment..

Originally posted by: adianasr

Well my dear We got the Blue vomit leading to 'RIP Grihna'

Hopefully the Green Vomit may bring 'RIP __________' (the blank is for whatever gets thr RIP)!!!

As for me, I am keeping the colorful excreta out of my frame, warna I will die with a double dose of laughter and incredulity!!!

PS: am missing the celestial orb!!! It used to make my day errr... night!!!

Originally posted by: ppluvkuch

history ki toh...🤣

Teacher: Who
was Jalal uddin Mohammad Akbar?

Student: Obcessed lover,jodha ka pati,jallad,teda emperor,humesha ladkiyon be beech main rehta ...

Teacher: By
what other names is Jodha Bai known in History?

Student: Ghusaail shehzadi,registan ka gulaab,bhaagin,chudail begum

Teacher:
What lesson do you learn from Akbar's life relevant in the present day society?

Student: How
to make your girl friends jealous!!!!, how to flirt with your wife,and rile her up,khamosh ,sir kalam kar saktahoon...humare paas dil nahi hain.. humesha jodha aur uska hunar ka tareef karta rehta...dil aur dimak main jodha ke alawa kuch nahi dikta...chahe wo pyar ya badla...bus uska zindagi jodha...kehta hain trust hai..par humesha shak karta hain

Teacher: Who
was Maham Anga?

Student: The one who tells her both the sons to whom they should spend thr night...with which wife and made them puppets and made them to dance acc to her tunes..and dood ka karz... and then kitchen poliics...