Desi Isspyderman!
DISCLAIMER - Please leave behind rationality and decency before embarking on this journey!
[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=qi6YJ1elIUU[/YOUTUBE]
TRANSLATION (as was DEMANDED by my forum-waasi Riyya!)
ISSPYDERMAN
For Riyya
The lady sways her hips in the expanses of a lush green field calling out to her beloved
'Isspyderman you've stolen my heart' she sings, as the man manifests himself in a home-made attire that's more suited to a 60s bank robbery than 2013 spiderman - but, whatever!
Then, for a short while he decides to run behind her in slow motion. No wonder he catches up - so they both run in slow motion together for a while on!
'Loneliness troubles me and I remember you' she continues
Hearing her words, the freshly-energized man decides to try his hand at a few steps too - but they keep it somewhat platonic. After all, HE needs time to get used to HER less-than-melodious voice and SHE has to be allowed to warm up to his awful moves. Therefore, he dances on his patch and she on hers!
Finally after warm up session, he decides to carry his bride - delicately balancing her in slow motion
Till ispyderman decides to go into half-punjabi half-webbed-spiderman like moves - that is!
Giving into a brief spell of *ahem* he does a few crass acts - as does the cameraman...'Dhak dhak' and what not! (I can't believe you girls😆)
For a few seconds they decide on a cycle ride - to break the monotony of it of course!!
By 3:45 the leads are tired no doubt...so they return to their respective patches and cool down till the camerman prompts the ispyderman to carry his heroine once again!
No sooner than he does so - when intelligent species looking down from another planet get so empathetic for the viewers of this 4 minute drivel that they literally zap the couple into non-existance!
And we're only left with green kheti once again!