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Posted: 12 years ago
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Teacher: I hope I didn't see you looking at Fred's test paper.

Pupil: I hope you didn't see me either!
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Posted: 12 years ago
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Isn't the principal a dummy! said a boy to a girl.

"Say, do you know who I am?" asked the girl.

"No."

"I'm the principal's daughter."

"And do you know who I am?" asked the boy.

"No," she replied.

"Thank goodness!"
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Posted: 12 years ago
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The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, so too the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time. Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60. Being caught a third time will incur a hefty fine of $180. Are there any questions?"

At this, a male student in the crowd inquires, "Er... How much for a season pass?"

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