Lol..okay, FIRST of all, can I please announce how they ended today's episode on SUCH a suspenseful note what with the preview showing the judge saying something about Neha Shastri & Jasmeet Walia. Cut to 25 minutes later, when I'm still watching SONY, & the new JJKN promo shows the judge declaring Jassi innocent & her praying @ the church. WAY TO HOLD A VIEWER'S INTEREST!!! This network can't even keep suspense alive for a full HOUR!!! 😆
1) THE RETURN OF KK: Oookayyy, so after being MIA for G-d knows how long, Khatra Khatri has returned for the court case. Now, I wonder how many rehearsals she had to do in order to shake her head & raise her eyebrows for 30 minutes??? What a waste of actors, man...imagine calling the poor woman in for shooting only to tell her that she has no actual lines but that she should just have the ability to look like one of those battery-operated toy soldiers who have had so many Botox injections that their faces wear a permanent look of surprise. 😲
2) DIMPS: YAYYY!!! So, the one good thing is that Dimples has returned. The terrible, horrible, horrendous, unacceptable thing is that he was in ONE freaking scene, & that too one in which he was agreeing that he should behave better with Mollie. PUKE!!! 🤢 And there's obviously going to be no hope of actor dissatisfaction because Dimples himself said that he just does what SONY says. 😕
3) NIGHT OF THE STARES: Excuse me, but if I had wanted to watch a 20 minute show (subtract ad time) which spent 10 of those 20 minutes with the characters just staring, I would go to an elementary school playground @ recess to watch 2nd graders have staring contests! 😡 What a waste of time! All night tonight, I felt like all I did was see exactly how many expressions these people learned in acting school! 🤢
4) That freaking burkha lady is SCARY AS HELL!!! Before they showed Neeru Bajwa's face aka the real Neha Shastri, the scenes they showed with just the lone burkha-clad figure made me turn away! I had visions of Jasmin's "Burkha Stalker" in my head & could only imagine what JJKN might be like if they never showed that character's face! 😒 I am NOT a fan of horror ANYTHING, so that lady? NOT happening!
5) Father Rods SERIOUSLY looks like he overdosed...on BLUSH, that is. I mentioned this once before & I'll mention it again...PLEASE get rid of that blush around your eyes! It doesn't make you look sick, it just makes you look like a drag queen! 😳 But @ least he didn't die as we expected him to...the one good thing Ms. I Love Sanjay Jumaani did as new head scriptwriter. 👏
6) The IOTE award for tonight goes to Father Rods who, for some G-d forsaken reason, waited until tonight, the last day of court to remember Neha Shastri's missing file & written letter. WAY TO BE ON THE BALL, DUDE! You could've saved us...uhhh, I mean, JassiCeha...from sooo much unnecessary aggravation! 😕
7) The Emmy award of the evening once again goes to Mona...I think that crying does it everytime. 😭 When I saw the scene where she calls Amrit & Bebe in Amritsar and when she's having old flashbacks & crying in her cell, I felt so bad for her again! Mona has to be one of the only actresses who is still able to garner sympathy for a character who has gone so haywire in terms of personality continuity. Congratulations dude..you're an actor in Indian television who actually possesses some acting talent & doesn't just inhale glycerine! 👏
8) The real Neha Shastri is definitely going to annoy me...I can feel it already. I just hope she's only on for this week, if not less. I didn't like Neeru Bajwa as Kiran on Astitva or Lolo on Kareena Kareena simply because she played a negative character. Now, watching her as Neha Shastri will probably just annoy me because the character itself has been a nuisance since its inception. I want to see how they clear up all of this murder business neatly, efficiently, and LOGICALLY. I still have some faith in the first two...but LOGIC? Ehhhh...I'll believe it when I see it. Once. On ANY Indian TV serial. 😳
9) WHAT IS WITH THE LOVEY DOVEY MUSIC BETWEEN PIANO MAN & JASSICEHA!? 😡 Somebody better stop this love story (on the SHOW I mean..heehee..😉 😆) before I get mad. My poor Dimples has been thoroughly brainwashed by his attention craving wife & class loving mother. WHERE THE HELL IS PURU WHEN YOU NEED HIM!?!? 😒 Anyway, I'm sure we can all see a Reggie/JassiCeha pairing in the cards...remember kiddos, we have until May 2006...8 months to go still...& we all know HOW MUCH (or how little, as the case may be) can happen in that much time! 👎🏼
10) The BEST scene, by far, in this episode was when they showed Amrit & Bebe. You don't really realize how much you miss the good ol' Walias until you see them on your screen again. Poor Bebe is on the road to a heart attack if JassiCeha doesn't get her butt in gear soon! 😡 Sheeeesh...& I thought I gave my parents a hard time with my love life! I'm nowhere NEAR as advanced as JassiCeha! 😆
11) You know, I think poor Anuj Shastri is better off dead. The poor man's daughter has cancer & he must've had a HELL of a commute to & from work everyday. I mean, Mumbai to Nainital? For a minimum of 5 days a week? 😕 They must be paying hotel managers in Nainital a BUNDLE nowadays! And you know, I never thought I'd say this, but I almost WANT PC to come back! At least to give us some hope that he may have a change of underwear & explain everything that happened.
12) Poor Piano Man needs a crash course on how to deal with young children! Who who WHOOO goes to a random 5 year old girl's hospital room, comes up from behind, & offers her chocolate? She doesn't know who the hell you are! And Neha, you idiot! Didn't you ever teach your children not to talk to & accept candy from strangers!? Then again, I don't think Piano Man would scare her much if she has to see you in your burkha everyday...*shudder*...that thought is still in my head...PERVERTlal & Burkha Stalker in one night??? I'm sleeping with a nightlight tonight! 😭
13) Wedding Singer Lady. Must. Die. Or. Suffer. From. A. Permanent. Case. Of. Acute. Laryngitis. Then we must burn all recordings of "ahhhhhhahhhhhhhh"!!! 😵 (JP, Ket, ONE word & I'm sending PERVMAN after you...he likes young women!!! 😈)
14) The most comical scene, if you think of it the way I did, was when Jerky Jha was giving his closing argument. JassiCeha had a look on her face which I'm sure we've all seen before. Only today, if you think of it with regards to real life, it looked like she was pleading Reggie..."PLEASE SAVE ME SUPERBOYFRIEND! I don't wanna go to jail...AGAIN!" 😃 Besides, with JassiCeha in jail, who will be able to translate Reggie's speed speech for us? If ANYONE has ANY idea of what his closing argument was today, PLEASE PM me! All I heard was "JOAISJDOISAUOISA BLAH BLAH DIOSUOWSAHJ MAJBOOR ADAALAT." And similarly, when Neha Shastri entered the courtroom & Piano Man realized what was going on, the way his face lit up could have serviced electricity for all of Mumbai & New York City for the next 6 months! Although he looked like he was saying, "YAY! I FINALLY got the girl!", the poor dude doesn't realize that he's about to become yesterday's news.
15) The most rewarding scene of the evening: seeing PERVMAN on screen...but NOT having to HEAR PERVMAN on screen! 😆 👏
16) Speaking of our favorite Pesky Perv, when Neha Shastri finally entered the courtroom today, as Rumi said, in Hindi film style, you could almost see the drool. Looks like our man has found some new meat in the REAL Ms. Shastri. You go for it buddy! You deserve whatever you can get! 😕
17) Heehee, random thing I caught: When JassiCeha turned her head @ a certain angle a couple of times, the reflection from the light hitting her eyeglasses cast a shadow on her face that made it look like a booger was coming out of her nose. Heeheehee...I know, I know, I'm so immature, but seriously, it did!!! 😆
18) Number of times "Kabil Dost" used tonight: 1 😕
Number of times "Unchee Cheez" used tonight: 0 👏
Number of times Dimples seen tonight: 1 😵
Number of times KK seen tonight: 4
Number of times Mindless A** Seth seen tonight: 1 👎🏼
Number of times I felt like throwing items @ my television: Infinite. 😡
G'night folks...🤗
Sidlum aka Siddhi aka Sid aka Ssiiddhhii aka Protector From Mona's Weightmongers aka Siddhi Oberoi
(HAHA JASSI! I HAVE MORE NAMES THAN YOU! I WIN! 👍🏼 😉)
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