2nd JANUARY bkb - guess who!!!!!!!! - Page 6

Originally posted by: hansa

Hi Deepu. Once again, CONGRATULATIONS!!!

Thanks a lot Hansa🤗!

Me was not ignoring your questions. My net went bonkers. Had to type four times😭

Nice exercise for teh nails!😆

See how much we all love u

Yup I can see that, only too clearly…. 😭😆

Thank you!

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Ok, my ques:

1. Where and what do you see yourself doing in 10 years time?

In ten years time, I see myself as a mature, dignified, sensible and an enlightened woman, heading a charitable institution dedicated to the care and betterment of physically and mentally challenged children. I see myself leading a quiet, peaceful, modest but fulfilling life with my parents in humble dwellings; a house and heart filled to the brim with love, graced by the blessings of teh almighty amidst the gifts of Mother Nature…

2. U r fond of football and tennis i think, what about cricket?

Yup! Football is my life! I was passionate and perhaps still am passionate about cricket but the tales of match fixing, the dirty showdowns and stuff and I am completely disillusioned with the entire thing. I think a part of the funds must now be diverted to Hockey, Chess and women's cricket. It will be such a shame if Humpy will have to bid goodbye to Chess because of lack of sponsors.

3. I know u love books. So who is ur fav author apart from JK Rowling?

Ayn Rand closely followed by R.K.Narayan and Ruskin Bond.😛

4. Any fav poets?

William Butler Yeats, Kahlil Gibran and Kamala Das.😛

5. Who do u prefer - apu or armu and why?

Sometimes when you go out for a long walk on a moonless, lonely, desolate night, you might look up and find a lone twinkling star smiling up at you, cbathing you in it's ethereal light and warming you up. You might wave back and smile at it but it will remain far away; unreachable and unattainable…

Apu is like this lone star.

Armaan on the other hand is more real than the real because he is fiction and hence me perched on the wings of imagination can make him dance to my tunes.

Unlike the 'real' Apu, I know my 'reel' Armu like the back of my hand and there is no danger of my ever coming face to face with the 'real' him and enduring a nasty shock…

Give me my chocolate boy any day!😳

6. If upon answering a knock on ur door, u found Apu standing on ur doorstep, wearing a sexy red shirt and holding a red rose in his hand, what wud u do (I want a paragraph, not a one liner).

A (Sexy dimpled smile and husky voice): "Miss Iyer?"

Me (A gasp and voice stuck, I just stare at him)

A (Bending a bit forward and in a still huskier voice): "Miss Iyer, May I come in?"

Me (Slightly recovered): "Mr.Agnihotri, please do come in."

A (Dimpled smile and looking in to my eyes): "Friends call me Agni!"

Me (Gasp and excited and blushing and eyes popping out): 'Ag- n- ii…"

A: "That's right! Agni..."

Me (Flustered): "Mr.Ag…I mean Agnii, I'll get you some coffee?"

A (Shaking his head and flashing me a disarming smile):" "Protein shake, if you don't mind."

I return with a protein shake and offer him the cup, our eyes locked with each other…

"Ouch" he exclaims.

I realize with horror that I've spilled the shake on his sexy red shirt.

"I'm sorry Agni..I mean I am so stupid...I..."

"Sssshh" he silences me with a finger and a smile "Let's remedy the mistake, Miss Iyer."

Me (Confused):"How?"

A (Smiling at me seductively): "Why don't I change my shirt?"

Me (Mixed reactions: wicked thoughts...confused, bashful, etc…): "Wh..what..? Of course. Go to the room on your right and pick whatever you like."

Moments later, he comes back in to the hall and I nearly chew my teeth (My inner dialogue: 'Damn! He has no right to look so bewitching in Black!')

He smiles and pointing at the red rose in his hand, says in a low voice "May I Miss Iyer?"

Me (Thrilled and trembling): "Of course Agnii…"

He progresses towards me with an enticing smile and his warm teasing chocolate brown eyes speaking a language of their own…

Hansa, I leave the rest to your imagination and mind you that was more than a paragraph!!!😉

Thas all for now. Enjoy the chair honey

Thanks very much!

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Originally posted by: hippi2go

Hello Ana and sorry for the lateness. Blame it on my net!😭

CONGRATS Mrs. Vicky Deepa Iyer

Thanks very much Miss ahemahemologist!😆

BTW, that wedding never happened. Me is still a hopeless single😭

...What do you know, you are this forumz FBY (First Bakri of the Year)

There's a hidden moral here somewhere, I guess😉

...okie...I will go easy on you😕

Thank you for the favor!

1. Which part of India are you from?

Originally from Tamilnadu but my karma bhoomi is Amritsar.

2. Which haircut do you prefer in guys...Armaan's flat ironed silky one or Vicky's angry-going-everywhere-thanx-for-the-light-grandma kind 😆I wonder how men with long locks manage to keep em free from dandruff and lice?😕😆

I think it depends on the guy in question. What suits one may not suit another and what's more what suited a person once upon a time may no longer suit him. As you advance in age, lots of changes invade your person and you must constantly invent and re-invent in everything you do; be it your clothes or hair styles in keeping with these changes.

I like Armu to keep his hair short and black and wavy😳

And Vicky's hairstyle suits him admirably. I think it is perfect for him for it leaves you in no doubt that he is an able member of the donkey family.

3. My mom always talks about this old saying that whatever happens at the beginning of a year usually happens thru out the year ...So tell me how would you feel if that superstitiousness comes true and you have to live like a bakri for the rest of your life (people always asking you personal questions...bugging you...etc.etc.)

Heaven forbid!

But actually, I wouldn't mind😃.

I have nothing to hide and this would be a wonderful way to not only let others know you better but actually the means to understand and see yourself in better light and give shape to the suppressed feelings that you believed never existed.

This way, you would also get to actually know your tormentor and study how her mind works.

Human nature fascinates me and I am always at trying to analyze different natures and thought processes.

This would indeed be a delightful two way learning process😛

4. How do you feel about pregnant women wearing high heals

😭

Some think pregnancy makes them look unattractive, some are not willing to make any changes in their lifestyle, some consider it a burden, to some it is a mere formality, to some it is just an unpleasant duty, to some just a nuisance…

And when a pregnant woman wears high heels, I consider it sacrilege; an insult to the greatest boon a woman can ever hope for… I feel like whipping her till she understands the significance of the most important stage of her life.

But I ought to pity her I guess, for her ignorance…

You know, I consider women superior because they have the ability to bring forth in to this world, new life; a miracle! I think the entire process right from the conception till the birth is a deeply mystical and sacred experience, that only a woman is destined to experience. Begetting a child, which is actually only the external manifestation of a part of you, completes a woman.

Such women will never understand that they are very lucky to be a part of a miracle devised by nature…

I wish they would visit a woman who can never beget children...visit a woman who has had to medically terminate her child several times...I would like them to visit a woman who has lost all her children and hope…

I so so pity such women…

God help the kid😭 and the heels!😉

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Originally posted by: prachi4AJ

Okay Guys...........Make way for The Naughty one now

Welcome Miss Dennis teh menace! 😆

Aren't you supposed to be bed resting?😡

What has been The WILDEST Thought U've Ever had ?

( If U Care to tell me that is.......PMs are always there too )

After having claimed to be an open book, I cannot very well say that I will answer this Q in private😭

Well, my wildest thought has been to...

hahaha........Just Kidding

Thank God! I don't have to answer that amd make myself the laughing stock of IF! Thank you dear!!!!!! Muaaaz Muaazzzzzzzz sweetheart.

Now - my actual question -

I see by ur posts that u have One thing in common with me - that is - u LOVE reading books,dont u ???

Absolutely! I'm a book fanatic! Just cannot imagine life without them.

I follow Francis Bacon here 'Some books are to be tasted, some to be chewed, some to be swallowed....'

Books are perhaps the only ones who can lure me away from my chocolate boy😳

What kinds are you fond of Jaanu? Me can read anything and everything..even chocolate and cereal wrappers catch my fancy!😳

Originally posted by: marvelous.malks

Smaarrrrrttt answer!! Its all for the moneyyy!! 😆😆

Sabse bada Rupaiyya!!!😉

Alibagh?? I didnt get that ....😕 ...is it realted to JJKN?? 😆😉

Honey, pm me and I'll send you a thesis on Alibagh!🤢

And about That hottie on my avi...😉...check out my Siggy 😆

A chor's proclaimation!!!!😆 Keep dreaming lowe!😆

You keep Armu, if you like. But that Hottie in your avtaar's mine! 😈

Do you want Aashish or Ashiana more? (i spelled that right, rite?)

Wrong spelling! But proper noun so okay!😉

Aashish for Reetu and Aashiana for me😳 (Me is a feminist!)

We want twins! Ek se behthar do!😛

And omg that hottie in your avtaar's just Damn HOT!!!!!!!!!!

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Originally posted by: sadiaali

Congratulations Deep 😛

Thanks Sadi. And a happy New year!

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Originally posted by: marvelous.malks

Originally posted by: reetsk

Hi Deepz dear, how are you doing?

Hello Reetu🤗! I am rocking, thanks! How's work?

guess, you had lots to type just in the beginning of the year.

😭My net was suffering from the New year hangover but I just read an article that says that typing is good for nails! 😛

See whatever happens is for the good! A huge thanks to my net!👏

congo dear for taking the hot seat and your answers are just too great as you...... 👏

awwwwwwww thanks Reetu! 🤗

Do you think our dream of our Aashish and Aashiana will ever come true?😕

I will have a raipd fire for you😛

Shoot Miss Bachchan!

1. your fav color

Violet!😛

I hope this is violet😕? I can never make out the difference between Violet and Purple!😕

2. your fav singer

Geeta Dutt

3. your fav song

'Dil Tadap Tadap ke' From Madhumati

4. your fav actor (male and female)

Male: Humphrey Boggart (Is the spelling right?😕)

Female: Julia Roberts

5. your fav movie

'Sting'

6. Armaan or Apu

My Armu😳

7. Jassi or Mona

My little J

8. Billu or Puru

Puru (As my F-I-L!!😳)

9. Bebe's paranthas or Dosai 😉

Dosai! 😆

10. Purab is 🤢

😭

or CJ😛

( 😆 )

Creepy Joe! (I prefer alive specimen😉)

11. Tarun Katiyal or Sr OB

Kameens!

A known pathetic buffoon's better than an unknown international Don!😆

hey, do u live in amritsar ???? 😕

Yup!😛

Visit me?

luv u dear

Me lowes you unknown quantity😳

......KEEP SMILING !!!! You too keep 😃ing

😃(I just bleached me teeth. Aren't they sparkling?😛😳)

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Originally posted by: Deepa_iyer

Thank u darling, u rock 👏👏

well, my dream of ashish and ashiana has to come true otherwise meri reet ka kya hoga 😕

and yes, will visit u soon.........i am very much aware of the galian of amritsar 😆

your teeth are just too white like SS's skin 😉. keep bleaching 😃

Originally posted by: Deepa_iyer

Thanks Sadi. And a happy New year!

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