Lol..thanks to vasamv, this commentary is now called SSS followed by my usual trio. 😉 OHHH MANNN..today I watched the episode on the computer because I'm in Phillie trying to get some essays done..man oh man..if I had seen it on a giant TV screen, I would've bawled my eyes out! 😭 I watched it with my best friend's little sister & we were just like, "AWWWWWWW DIMPLESSSS!!!" Anyhoo, before I begin, I'm putting a disclaimer on my commentary. I received a relatively harsh PM earlier this afternoon about my last commentary. I hope you all realize that all of my comments are meant for humorous purposes ONLY & please do not take the things I say personally. Number one, I'm not commenting on YOU, & number two, I have nothing WHATSOEVER against any of the actors/actresses on JJKN..my comments strictly adhere to the characters unless I am talking about their facial expressions or fashion sense..& trust me, I even include Mona in those sometimes..but it's not my fault that she's an excellent actress! On that note, here we go..
P.S.--> Sorry it's really late, JD..back to normal on Thursday when I go home. 😃
1) BABY DIMPS: This topic will be in conjunction with the Emmy Award of the evening which goes to Apoorva. OH. MY. G-D. This man made me SO sad today. Forget about his heart breaking, he shattered mine! The way he started crying to Mama Ila about his lost love, how he regrets the way that he treated That Chick & how he deserves a bigger punishment than what he's getting tore me apart. When he lay on Ila's lap, I was sooo sad! Apoorva excelled himself today. Even though I was grateful for major D.A.T., & he was crying the whole time, it was so worth it to see exactly how well Apoorva could act. Awww, & when he asked Mama Ila to please just not ask him to stop loving That Chick because without her love, he'd die, the pain on his face was so damn realistic. 😭 As he told Ila that he would now be an "achcha baap", the difficulty in which he expressed the word "baap" was beautiful. Totally on par for the emotional breaking point that his character is @. Poor Dimpie doesn't even realize that he doesn't even HAVE a baby because his Mindless Ass wife is an evil, conniving, witch! 😡 But in all honesty, as buffy also expressed & so did brownie, today's episode belonged to Apoorva/Dimples. He made whoever else was in the scene with him pale in comparison by far & they are some talented actors as well! Congratulations to my Dimpie..👏..may you find the strength to act just as flawlessly throughout the duration of the crappiest storyline in the history of Indian Tellywood..okay, not the worsttt..but whatev. 😛
2) CONFUSED WALLY: WHY is it that when WackO Wally needs to accept reality, she feels that she is dreaming? As a4j mentioned, even if you thought that Dimpie's beautiful face was a dream, did you not notice the remains of a bouquet near the SNOBeroi fountain? Did you think they just appeared out of thin air just like Dimples? 😕 Poor Dimpie man, the dude needs to stop buying flowers already..they never reach where they're supposed to anyway..what a waste of money & beautiful roses. 🤢 But seriously Wally, you need to listen to that queet Amrit from Amritsar in your flashback..you see the one you love through that channi..so even if it WAS a dream as you thought, you still only saw Armaan Dimples Suri. HINT, HINT, WINK, WINK, NUDGE, NUDGE. WAKE UP!!! 😵 Why we're tortured with this JandA "so close but yet so far" crap day after day is beyond me. Fine, if you want them to be apart, @ least KEEP them that way..don't tease us! 😡
3) GOOD MAMA: Man, that Ila Suri. First she looks all hot @ those parties wearing her white outfit, & now she turns into Mommie of the Year. I have to say, I was proud of her today. Again, no plotting in sight. Just good old-fashioned maternal instinct prevailing. HALLELUJAH ILU! 👍🏼 Thank G-d you woke up & saw the pain that your only son is in. And you know, she technically did give Dimpie good advice considering that she doesn't know ANY of the truth behind anything. Not bad for a newb mama. 😃 Speaking of parents, where is Papa Puru? Haven't seen him in a while & G-d knows it's too cold here now to be jogging around in booty shorts for Shamiana commercials so where is he? He wasn't even @ the wannabe board meeting today..hmmm..Shamiana chick, YOU RETURN PAPA PURU THIS INSTANT! 😉
4) So, it's obvious (dangerous to say with these makers, I know) that the new diary is going to be very influential & important in the future plot..I mean, they show That Chick writing in it daily, & they keep telling us what she's writing, just like they used to. They did nothing with the old diary (Who HAS that one btw? Did that Jessica Judge keep it for his bedside reading or something?), so they'll HOPEFULLY do something with this one..although..I don't exactly know how great that would be considering that every page says how much Wally hates Dimps. I don't think I want ANYONE to read that! 😕
5) Someone, ANYONE, needs to stop playing the JandA music which has now been mixed with some scary, psycho house/trance music when they show the 2 most annoying couples ever..Mollie & Dimps and Piano Man & That Chick. It just sounds like the background to some Alfred Hitchcock movie..which I can understand what with Mindless Ass being the horror that she is, but seriously! Get some original music Paresh-Ajay! Stop recycling our JandA music & playing it whenever you see a lull in the DEAFENING, EAR-SPLITTING, MIND-NUMBING background music! 🤢
6) NOBS (CC) NOTE: I know some of you have expressed that you like it, but just in my personal opinion, the 80's hairpiece/extension/animal thingie that Mona has on her head is nottt cute! 👎🏼 I feel like it's a rodent that might up & bite her @ any moment. Againnn..personal opinion..shaaanti. 😛
7) So I've been hearing that the new celebrity that JandA are going to fight over is none other than Iqbal Khan aka Angad aka Zaib or whoever for the Provogue fashion show next week. I don't know..I like him & all..but I like him better on his own show. I hate when SONY does these stupid crossovers..let the characters live in their own drama! Why are you sending them over to cause more trauma for others!? Like JandA don't have enough issues without fighting over IQ..I mean, come on..he has his own crap to deal with what with Adorable Psych Ward Patient Prithvi & No Comment Kripa. Lol..it'll be funny to hear IQ's voice against Nandu's though..heeheehee..kinda like Amitabh Bachchan meets Mickey Mouse. 😆
8) Technical point: The whole stoooopid scene with Dimpie imagining That Chick in the GM boardroom seemed to be another cheat shot. COME ON MANNN..@ least give us the knowledge that Mona & Apoorva had to be in the same room for the same scene @ some point! It's better than NOTHING @ ALLL. They won't even give us the dreams.. 😕
9) Seriously, Motor Mouth needs to stop thanking That Chick already. Not for MY sake, but for her own! She looks so tired of hearing him say thank you that who knows, perhaps tomorrow she'll just be wearing a giant poster around her neck that says, "DUDE! IT'S OKAY! LET IT BE!" 🤢 She's about as annoyed as I am..if we have so much Piano Man airtime, then @ least let him have dialogue of value..not just thank yous over & over again..I feel like he's @ the podium for some sort of award & the Tele Prompter that tells them to get off stage is having technical difficulties! 😃
10) Okay, now WHAT is with this Diwali Deadline!? I feel like they're making poor Reg Man mention it so much in the hopes of getting OUR hopes up! The Diwali Deadline is going to become our new August 5th, 2005. 😡 Diwali's next week..how is ANY truth going to be exposed by then? I mean, they still have the Provogue show & the IQ competition to deal with. Besides, who's going to tell Dimpie that That Chick's marriage is fake? OBVIOUSLY not Mollie or Wally (hehe..they rhyme), Nandu wouldn't go against Wally like that, & Reggie has no reason to tell him. The only way he would find anything out is if he..*POOF!*..eavesdropped @ JUSTTT the right time. And the odds of that areee..you got it..not even slim to none. Just NONE. 😭 Besides, how are they so sure of when Pinstriped Pops SNOBeroi is going to drop dead? He hasn't coughed in a whileee. 🤔
11) Poor Piano Man. He's fallen hard for That Chick. Another one bites the dust. His poor, unveiled, & VERY obvious attempt @ trying to get Wally to spill her guts about her plans after the "DD" were so unfruitful. She just stared @ his face..& he was allll about how she was going to go so far away from him, & how she's become a part of the family, blahbitty, blah, blah. REG MAN! You better relax..remember..chant this in your head @ all times for the sake of your own well being: "WackO Wally is only here 'til Diwali..WackO Wally is only here 'til Diwali." We'll do the opposite.."Senior SNOBbie is only here 'til Diwali..Senior SNOBbie is only here 'til Diwali." 😆 It'll do us all a lot of good. 😉
12) I feel like next week may get a little more interesting. I mean, first of all, it's apparently Provogue Fashion Week time..but PLEASE, whatever you do, please don't put Fardeen Khan on my television screen (I'm sorry for FK fans, but I'm just not..). I'd rather see PERVMAN day in & day out. Awww..speaking of him, can Karishma Fashion House send him an invitation? I wanna see him all dressed up in a sequined scarf all the way from Naini. Bada UNCHAA CHEEZ lage ga woh. 😉 😆 Anyway, besides the fact that SOMETHING interesting has to happen @ the fashion show, it's the first time in a long time that we even get to SEE a fashion show so that's something to look forward to. We'll have a little bit of a respite from these bahu-maa banne waali-Devdas scenes! Sheesh..talk about heavy! Bring on GTD! At least he always gave us something to talk about! 😳
13) Dimpie had the WORST speech ever made when he was speaking to Mindless Ass on the balcony after his ILU ILU breakdown. As I watched him tell her that That Chick was out of his life, I was sooo ready to puke. BLECH! 🤢 UNTIL his "lekin". YAY for the "lekin". "I'll never love anyone the way that I loved Jassi." You tell her Dimpie! She can "GET" you, but she can't "HAVE" you. Girlll, you ain't getting the heart! Nani nani boo boooo!!! 😈
14) The IOTE of the evening goes to, & it is with a heavy heart that I, being a Tree-Huggie, award this, but WackO Wally. WHEN will you realize that Dimps is innocent, that he was really there on the night of Karva Chauth, & that you seriously are in love with the man? Tell me. Please? I'll be your best frienddd. Because UNTIL that happens, you're going to keep making idiotic moves towards revenge..& as always, it'll be towards the wrong person. And as always, we'll be the ones who have to pay for it because somehow, for some inexplicable reason, a large number of us are still glued to this show. Wanna do us a favor & get a clue? Like..QUICKLY? 😳
15) The NOBS (CC) Award of the evening goes to Rakshanda. She really looked beautiful in that blue sari, the accessories, & the gajra. Matched her eyes perfectly & she really shone brighter than that pesky moon on drugs! Yay for her..her character may be a witch, but her look was pulled off without a hitch! 👏
16) As for the preview..I just laughed. No, I'm serious. I watched it..watched Dimpie's dialogue..rewound..watched it just once more..& then started cackling like a goblin with a caffeine addiction. 😆 I ran out of options on what else to do..I'm sure you all can relate..
AND FINALLY..ROOM 1026..I-F Sanitarium. I have been upgraded to the Penthouse Suite in this establishment as I apparently have shown the staff the greatest decline in mental health. They thought I deserved a prize for this (although I fully dedicate it to the JJKN plotline). So. I'm hosting a Halloween partie. I want to know what you're going to come as & what you're going to bring because it's pot-luck. I'm going to be PC..nope, not the actual guy..but actual PCs..b/c I like pink & I wear chaddis. 😆 I shall bring some Tic-Tac sleeping pills/hallucinogenic drugs. YOUR TURN GUYS! 😉
WHO: Siddhi aka Sid aka Sidlum aka Ssiiddhhii Oberoi aka Public Defender aka Head of PR aka Tree-Huggie aka Protector From Mona's Weightmongers aka Pagal # 1 (I'm in the newest David Dhawan film, don't you know?) 👍🏼
WHAT: A Halloweenie Partie to celebrate & commemorate my deteriorating mental health due to Rreekkhhaa Mmooddii's immense writing skills.
WHERE: I-F Sanitarium..Penthouse Suite..same room number, bigger room. 1026. 😉
WHEN: Monday, October 31st, 2005/ 9:30PM
WHY: Because we're all a little nuttie..thank you TK! 👏
REQUIREMENTS: You must come dressed as someone or something (Yes, of COURSE you can dress up as the infamous tree, the communal pinstriped suit, or Wally's hairpiece! Anything your heart desires! 😉) & you must bring something (Yes, of COURSE it can be GTD as your date, PERVMAN'S unchee cheezes, or Reggie's necklaces/kurtis! 😛)
"Ahhhhhhhhahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"..sweet dreams to me! 😭😭😭
Siddhi
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