Hey guys..sorry, my commentary is late..I'm not @ home so I had "cookie" problems on this site that drove me nuts for hours. In any case, here is my commentary for Monday night's Karva Chauth episode. All I can say is:
1) MJKN: Apparently, the show's format has changed..it is now referred to as "Mallika Jaissi Koi Nahin" starring the Evil Queen herself. MAN, she got almost as much airtime as Motor Mouth has been getting of late. PUH LEASE spare us! As if the plot wasn't bad enough, that you have to throw more of MM's rapidire speech & Mollie's psychotic smile @ us. And seriously, I love Rakshanda. I think she is a beautiful & talented actress & speaker, but PLEASE someone tell me why she always has to use that whiny tone when talking to Dimples? "ARMAAAAAAAAN..you don't loweeeee meeeeeee..youuuu only care about Jassiiiiiiii.." BLAH! Please stop! And just take your own advice, for the sake of all of our sanity, & GET THE DIVORCE! Listen to yourself for the RIGHT reason for once and let the man go! Although, judging from the preview, who knows what happens to Dimps. From what I see, some of Monica's aliens have sucked out our main character's brains. And Mindless Ass? No matter HOW many times you try to convince yourself that you're pregnant, please remind yourself that you're not. And no matter HOW many times you say "pyar ki nishaani", it won't make it true..especially because even if you WERE preggers, that child would have been the spawn of Dimples' hate for That Chick. I guess the plus side to all of this is that Dimples & Mollie can't really "ahem ahem" again..I mean, in all technical ways, of course it's possible, but considering that Mollie's "pregnant", I'm sure Dimples would not agree to that. Sooo..the good news is that she can't get pregnant for real! She is definitely the most evil woman on Earth..especially for telling poor Ila..what the hell is that woman going to do when she finds out you're carrying a pillow to term? It's not nice to play with the emotions of grandparents..no matter how insane they are, either. And I agree with a4j in her update..I would MUCH rather see the "Slap Heard Around The World" repeatedly in the flashback scenes rather than idiotic Mollie. SLAPPITY SLAP AWAY! Just get rid of the whiner! As for doing Karva Chauth for "Armaan's lambi umar", PLEASE LADY! Just put him out of his misery! If he has to spend the rest of his life with you, he's better off 6 feet under.
2) DAMN MAKSADS: That Chick needs to stop mentioning her "maksad" over & over & over again. It's more like she's trying to convince herself that she's going to take revenge on my Dimpie, & that she's right in doing so. Dude, if you have to remind yourself that often, you're probably not doing the right thing. And if you INSIST on saying that stupid word over & over again, can you please find a synonym for it? I don't want to hear that one..it's inexplicable really..but it just makes this whole thing all the more annoying!
3) DROOLY DOG: Okay, CB, we're changing MM's name from DROOPY Dog, to DROOLY Dog. JEEEEEZ! The way he was salivating on That Chick when she was just TALKING about doing Karva Chauth was gross! If I were WackO Walia, I'd either get that boy a bib, or wear waterproof saris @ all times. Not only was that not enough, dear Reg Man was basically a FOUNTAIN during the actual puja part of the festivities. He was close to putting the deeya's flame out with his oral projections! Sheesh man, get a suction!
4) Does ANYONE know what Motor Mouth said in the first few scenes & in the scene where he's discussing Karva Chauth with That Chick? Anyone? Anyone? Anyone? NOOO ONEEE? (2 points for whoever remembers what movie that's from. ) You'd think that his speed speech was bad enough..did you guys even ATTEMPT to figure out what he said while basically whispering!? I was MIND-BOGGLED! I just sat..& stared..& tried to decipher..then I failed..& sat..& stared. Translators welcome. 😳 As for Motor Mouth asking That Chick why she was so quiet..ummm..maybe you were so busy babbling that you didn't give her a chance. YOU TALK ENOUGH FOR THE BOTH OF YOU! 😕
5) NOBS (CC) NOTE: Thumbs up to Mona's earrings..didn't notice them the other day. 👍🏼
6) WackO Walia, PLEASE, whattt are you doing!? You're sticking your life further in the hole by believing PERVMAN of all people! And now, with you & Dimpie thinking that each other is happy, not only will you 2 be tortured, but you're taking us down with you! Have a heart man! [/L]
7) Technical point..the scene between Mama Ila & Dimpie was yet another cheat shot..do they REALLY have to do that all the time? They act like all of the actors must be SO busy that they can't find the time to be in the same frame..aren't they @ the studio for 14 hours a day anyway? Come on man, that's PLENTY of time! 🤢
8) The Emmy Award has been held for this evening. I just don't believe that anyone was that outstanding. The episode SUCKED. 😡
9) The NOBS (CC) Award of the evening, however, goes to Mona/That Chick. That blue sari was gorgeousss..I WANTTT ITTT!!! The color brought out Mona's beauty..IN MY OPINION (BEFORE I GET MAULED!). ANDDD, looks like she noticed that her highlights were growing out so to prevent a root problem, she colored her hair. HALLELUJAH! Now give S.S. the same advice please! 👏
10) 😭 That face is for That Chick's Karva Chauth flashback with Amrit from Amritsar. I mean, I know that Piano Man's mom is her sister..but it just isn't the same. It's like Amrit's bhoot..& I WANT THE REAL THING BACK!
11) Speaking of dear sister, mannn, do you guys who practice Karva Chauth really keep a 4AM alarm? I'd be a zombie! Lol, & as for waking up before the sun does, I hope I never have to do this because I end up falling asleep when it's time for the sun to say good morning! 😕 My poor hubbie..whoever he shall be..he may end up fasting for me! 😆
12) That Chick really has it good @ the SNOBeroi Mansion! MamaAmrit's twinkie (Tanku, Aabs!) seems to have opened her own business. Saris by Umathai. I mean, she might as well have SOMETHING to do, right? They can open a SNOBeroi Sari Warehouse so WackO can have her pick..seems that's all they care about anyway..whether Jasmeet is happy with her saris. WELL, UMATHAI, congratulations on a successful business venture because I am a fan of those saris. 😉
13) I wonder if That Chick sleeps anymore..she seems to have a case of insomnia. Remember earlier, they used to @ least show her in bed trying to sleep or being woken up? Nowadays, all we get to see is Rags SPRAWLEDDD across his circular purple gauze bed & WackO always sitting @ the table. Even in the morning. I mean, granted that blue sofa/chair thingie looks mighty uncomfortable so you'd think "deeply in love" Motor Mouth would give his "wife" a decent place to sleep! 😆 😕
14) Just for the record, Nandan looked @ That Chick in the same manner that I did when she said she hadn't eaten anything because she was fasting for Reggie Boy. Our expressions said, "You're a freaking idiot." 😳
15) What's with Piano Man coming up with this Diwali Deadline? I mean, I'm ALL for it if it means that this marriage drama will be over but you'd think they'd have another character impose the date, no? This is like Reggie is penning his daddie dearest's death date (lol..try saying that 3 times fast) into his planner! Sorry Pinstriped Pops, looks like you were only here for a limited time only offer. 😳
16) W.S.L. & D.S.D. were tied for most annoying today..they were both 2 scenes for 2 scenes..maybe next time we'll all get lucky & they'll be 0 for 0. PLEASEEEEEEEEE!!! "Ahhhhhhhahhhhhhhhh" I can't take it! 😭
17) When That Chick is explaining to MM what she meant by hiding one truth, they'd have to tell a million lies, I wanted to hit her. I'm sorry, I'm a Tree-Huggie through & through but if she had just listened to her HEART & HERSELF back in Naini, she wouldn't be in this position & neither would my poor Dimpie! She had decided not to go through with the farce & she was so adamant about it..WHY didn't she just listen to her inner Jassi for onceee? 🤢
18) In the Karva Chauth scene, one thing I will never understand about Indian television..or ANY television for that matter is how people NEVER eavesdrop or overhear the RIGHT conversations! The WHOLE time that Wally & MM are speaking..& MM is explaining everything, of COURSE his mom is nowhere to be found.
19) My poor Dimpie looks like like a lost little boy now. He is stumbling around from place to place with no idea what to do..especially now that stupid Mindless Ass has dumped this crap on him. CAN SOMEONE ARREST HER ALREADY!? I'd really appreciate it. For a country which glamorizes the fact that the police can be bought off, can't someone buy them off against Mollie, too? THANK YOUUU!!! 😛
20) Nice excuse to call That Chick @ work, MM..too bad she didn't want to talk to you. Youuu gottt playeddd..AGAIN! 😆 She said, point blank, that she's not fasting for you, it's for your dad & basically hung up on you because you kept babbling. I lowe it. 👏
21) The one good thing about Mama Ila right now is that so far, she's not plotting anything..keep your fingers crossed.
22) The return of the mirror is during the right time. Wally seeing Dimpie through the mirror sets her to tears. GOOD. REALIZE that you're not crying because you HATE the man, you're crying because you LOVE him still & you don't know what to do. I can't wait until they start talking through the mirror again..those conversations are always interesting..too bad they're never real. 😭
23) Here's a poll..who do you think is the brattier kid: Pinstriped Pops talking about the moon or Kiddie Karishma talking about the moon? You'd think that PP was the one who didn't eat all day & that KK was fasting for her 5 year-old boyfriend. BLECH..get rid of them both! NOW! 😡
24) Return of the USP..this time for Wally's red sari entrance..next time they use it, I hope it's for Reggie's speech therapy scenes or Mollie's uncovering! 😛
25) NOBS (CC) NOTE: WHAT is with Mona's 80's Karva Chauth hair? It looks like something is nesting! GET RID OF ITTT..& NEVER BRING IT BACK! PLEASE! HAVE MERCY! 😕
26) And of course the ONE time that That Chick has smiled in the past freaking 3 months, is the ONE time that Dimpie sees her, with the ONE time that MM is in her face. 😡 That's nice..the TMJ music in the background sure as hell didn't help Dimpie's shattering heart. 😭
27) The IOTE of the evening goes to JandA. You are, by far, the biggest, most idiotic lovers of them all. YAYYY. 👏 You both think each other's happy, yet you're both always crying. Nobody EVER opens their mouths on time, when it counts..YOU GUYS SUCK. GROW UP! 😡
28) Last question that I have..WHY was That Chick looking over the balcony ANYWAY? Shouldn't she be looking @ MM's face after looking @ the moon? Did she think he went out for a moonlit stroll & might be down by the fountain? Idiotic move..even though I loved that she saw Dimpie instead. 😳 And P.S., if you watch this episode again, take a look @ the moon FLYINGGGGGGG behind Wally's head..it's a moon on crack. 😆 Or maybe it's just making it's way towards the direction of Piano Man. 😕
29) PREVIEW: NO COMMENT. 😡 But there better be MORE D.A.T.! I can't see Mollie or MM anymore..I'm having recurrent nightmares. 😭
Sorry for the delay homies..I'll put up tonight's as usual. 😃
Siddhi
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