Jassi jaisi ban ne ke 101 tarike - Page 3

Originally posted by: jprasad

Hawa_Hawaii wrote, "8. have sex and then say "yeh galat tha"

but sometimes it is sahin....

lol i know but u know its a jassi thing. i dont really care abt premaritial sex.

oh god...bhai aur behenoo...aur bakhi hain jassi ke khilaf kuch kehna...woh sab jassi ki galati kya? armaan to saath diya tha....toh sab galti jassi ke sar mein kyu.....!!!

Originally posted by: hawa_hawai

LOL ooh man i hated it sooooo much

1. Treat ur best frend like an object. Heck treat everyonr arnd u as objects..use them when u need and run away frm them when u dont.

Jassi was always there for others!-infact shes the one that got dimples out of the messes that he created!!-and anyway nandu wnts to be there for jassi-he is what u wud call the ultimate best friend!!-something we cnt really relate too-as there are way too few genuine ppl like nandu out there!!

2. when u r being insulted in the most horrific way, dont stand up for ur self. start crying instead

Jassi always respected her bosses-it was a part of what she learnt geowing up as a child!!-she never had to sink to the same lows as others to get her point across!!

3. repeated uses of the word "babji'

Lol,whats wrong with that?😕-At least she aint turning to saitan or bcuming one like mallika!🤢

4. repeated use of the term: meri bebe/papaji/mamma ne kaha hain...

Thats what we all shud do!!-LOve our parents and always remember their teachings!!😊

5. continously go out and stay out late without infomring ur father

She did!!!!!!!-She always called home-anyway we are living in the 21st century!-jassi is a working woman who is responsible!-her parents cud trust her that much at least!

6. always blame the world for ur problems which u created urself

Never has she blamed the world!-even though psychos like mollie and her evil twin make this world the evil place it is!-infact jassi considers herself to be the main root of all her parents worries and problems!

7. preach others abt sanskars and etc but dont you dare follow thme urself!

Jassi has followed her sanskars-oterwise she wud be in some brothel right now selling herself to make ends meet or she wud be married to reggie boy for real for his money🤢..and she is HUMAN not a saint!-it is but human to err..

8. have sex and then say "yeh galat tha"

Lol according to apu they didnt!!!!!!

9. start believing that sindhoor without a proper wedding ceremony is almost as good as getting married.

Some ppl put sindoor on their head and be married for real and still dnt realise its significance!!!-at least jassi understood with a pure heart the true meaning of marriage!!

10. hit on ur rich boss. heck hiton all the rich men u can get ur hands on.

She DIDNT hit on armaan!! and its always been the other way round!-armaan hit on jassi and so did purab!!..

11. make sure u go to court atleast 2-3 times over some stupid case.

thats not her fault but the psycho seth twins!!-she didnt say 'Arrest me!!

12. dont do ur eyebrows, upper lip becuz u know all middle class girls look like that

Lol well u wnt believe what alot of ppl are like!!-she looked cute anyway!!-GIRL POWER!!

13. refuse to even change ur bloody lipstik colour because it is ur pehchan but latyer on go crazy and get a billion makeovers

All her makeovers were triggered by factors outside of her control!!!!-and anyway im glad she did because she looks PHAT!!!!!!!!!😊😛-jassi is one of the most natural faces on telly-she doesnt wear that much make up😕

14. always leave important papers that no one shuld see lying around carelessly.

thats not jassis fault its a wonderful thing we call indian telly!!..

15. keeep running away from ur problems. NEVER face them

SHE IS NOW!!

16. be a hipocrite

Jassi isnt a hypocrite mallika is!!

17. be a lawyer

Jassi is extremely talented-kudos to her if she can pull off being a lawyer!!😉

18. refuse to clear up any misunderstandings./ instead just sit and cry/. talk in riddles so the person gets completely frustrated.

Unfortunately life isnt a bed of roses!!-we have to face our fair share of trials and tribulations,often tears are just a part and parcel of the paths we choose to follow..and as for talking in riddles,well jassi always been in the midst of misunderstandings created by others-she was always unaware of the hate ppl ahd 4 her-as she didnt feel so much hatred for others!!

19. tell the world ur dukh bhari kahani a billion times without ever mentiong ur stupidities.

Well this drama is Jassi jaissi koi nahin-shes the main protagonist-she cant be wrong!-otherwise ppl wudnt believe in her character..

20. treat peopel who care abt u liek shyt

I dnt think she has!-infact jassi is the one who has always lost out the most,her love ,her family,her peace and happiness!!..and she'll lose this revenge game too😭

21. ugh the dreaded chak de phatte

Well that was D.Dutta not jassi!!😆anyway yayyyyyyyy chak de phatte-punjabis rock!😃

22. preach but neevr follow.

phewww thank God the last point😆..jassi is following what she preaches-she is gonna teach those who have in her eyes wronged her and her family a lesson-GO TREE HUGGER!!-teach the bratty seths a lesson!

Well i didnt mean it be all HAtered for Jassi thing .. but a funny one .. I am really sorry for hurting feelings out here 😭 😭

Originally posted by: angel_111

Well i didnt mean it be all HAtered for Jassi thing .. but a funny one .. I am really sorry for hurting feelings out here 😭 😭

hey! dnt apologise!!! i know u didnt mean any harm angel😊

Originally posted by: ashley1

Jassi jaisi banane ke tareeke:

1: Make a lot of boyfriends, no girlfriends.
2: Change your name & identity every year
3: Run away from your marriage mandap
4: Take students to picnics, instead of teaching them
5: Eat a lot of bebe-made paraanthass to grow big & fat
6: Answer when you feel like. Afterall, its your mood, none can force you to answer. You can cry instead of answering.
7: Flirt with your boss & break his marriage with his fiance
8: Keep lying but keep saying , "I never lie".
9: Never keep a cell phone. Your best parents might feel like talking to you.
10: Start the revenge on a company that made you what you are today.
11: Never show up for an interview arranged by your fans.

I want to add to number 5 that answer in half the sentence so that each person can assume whatever he/she wants to hear and everybody will be happy.

Originally posted by: angel_111

Well i didnt mean it be all HAtered for Jassi thing .. but a funny one .. I am really sorry for hurting feelings out here 😭 😭

Angel...don't apologize yaarrr...it's just when it comes to Jassi, it's always been like that😕. People hav their own opinion and nobody can change that...but don't worry we 'the huggie's' will keep trying😉

Originally posted by: aishah

hey! dnt apologise!!! i know u didnt mean any harm angel😊

Thanks for understand Aishah .. Last thing I want is to hurt someone ..

lol i styll stand by points. jassi is in this mess due to her own shortcomigs. sures others r responsible too but so is she 😆