Jassi jaisi ban ne ke 101 tarike - Page 2

Leave ur beloved bebe and mom the moment u are rich and famous

Originally posted by: ashley1

Jassi jaisi banane ke tareeke:

1: Make a lot of boyfriends, no girlfriends.
2: Change your name & identity every year
3: Run away from your marriage mandap
4: Take students to picnics, instead of teaching them
5: Eat a lot of bebe-made paraanthass to grow big & fat
5: Answer when you feel like. Afterall, its your mood, none can force you to answer. You can cry instead of answering. 😭
6: Flirt with your boss & break his marriage with his fiance
7: Keep lying but keep saying , "I never lie".
8: Never keep a cell phone. Your best parents might feel like talking to you. 😕
9: Start the revenge on a company that made you what you are today.
10: Never show up for an interview arranged by your fans.

Cannot agree with every point stated above.. but still 😆😆😆 .. good one

Originally posted by: ketaki_ry

Send your brain as a gift to Purab! and 'Be an Idiot ' !!!

as simple as it can get - try it! 😊 and u will be Jassi Jassi in no time!!

OOOOOps. Nooooooo.....Don've you dare to fall in love with an intelligent guy like Purab. But you have full access to an idiot like Armaanndodooo Suuuuuuuraaaaaaaaaaa 😡

say chak de phate at the top of lungs while hugging a tree...this is best practiced with Hawa_hawa...

this is a good one ......but

i dont want to be like jassi (stupid/ intellegent).....i am very happy with my self

Originally posted by: jprasad

say chak de phate at the top of lungs while hugging a tree...this is best practiced with Hawa_hawa...

😆 😆

Originally posted by: vishakha

😆 😆

LOL ooh man i hated it sooooo much

1. Treat ur best frend like an object. Heck treat everyonr arnd u as objects..use them when u need and run away frm them when u dont.

2. when u r being insulted in the most horrific way, dont stand up for ur self. start crying instead

3. repeated uses of the word "babji'

4. repeated use of the term: meri bebe/papaji/mamma ne kaha hain...

5. continously go out and stay out late without infomring ur father

6. always blame the world for ur problems which u created urself

7. preach others abt sanskars and etc but dont you dare follow thme urself!

8. have sex and then say "yeh galat tha"

9. start believing that sindhoor without a proper wedding ceremony is almost as good as getting married.

10. hit on ur rich boss. heck hiton all the rich men u can get ur hands on.

11. make sure u go to court atleast 2-3 times over some stupid case.

12. dont do ur eyebrows, upper lip becuz u know all middle class girls look like that

13. refuse to even change ur bloody lipstik colour because it is ur pehchan but latyer on go crazy and get a billion makeovers

14. always leave important papers that no one shuld see lying around carelessly.

15. keeep running away from ur problems. NEVER face them

16. be a hipocrite

17. be a lawyer

18. refuse to clear up any misunderstandings./ instead just sit and cry/. talk in riddles so the person gets completely frustrated.

19. tell the world ur dukh bhari kahani a billion times without ever mentiong ur stupidities.

20. treat peopel who care abt u liek shyt

21. ugh the dreaded chak de phatte

22. preach but neevr follow.

Sheeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssshhhhhhh Angel maaan...what did you start???? This is like zillionth doze of Jassi hatred...This is such a weird topic that even if I want to defend her, it's a strange place to say anything. But one thing I have to say here is that I hate it when people call her a hypocrite...when we are the one who is watching this show and wishing and waiting for Armaan and Jassi (the same girl we keep name calling) to end up together😕

Hawa_Hawaii wrote, "8. have sex and then say "yeh galat tha"

but sometimes it is sahin....